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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

which part does the quorn come from?

also worried as I went against the instructions and microwave cooked them, wasnt any pink bits so hope I'm safe

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Quorn is Russian for bumhole....

Microwave them for 15 minutes on full power then 45 minutes on half power. Tasty.

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Try making your own from cardboard and sticky back plastic, they would taste nicer I am sure.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Quorn is Russian for bumhole....

Microwave them for 15 minutes on full power then 45 minutes on half power. Tasty. "

sounds more like Chernobyl roulette thanks!

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By *Ryan-Man  over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Quorn is Russian for bumhole....

Microwave them for 15 minutes on full power then 45 minutes on half power. Tasty. "

Jesus ! They will break your teeth surely?

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By *smCouple  over a year ago

Liskeard


"Quorn is Russian for bumhole....

Microwave them for 15 minutes on full power then 45 minutes on half power. Tasty. "

then cover with a spicy hot chilly sauce and they should be just about edible

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Try making your own from cardboard and sticky back plastic, they would taste nicer I am sure. "

thanks for the top tits

I mean tips

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Quorn is Russian for bumhole....

Microwave them for 15 minutes on full power then 45 minutes on half power. Tasty.

Jesus ! They will break your teeth surely? "

Deepthroat them. Down in one.

*gulp*

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Quorn is Russian for bumhole....

Microwave them for 15 minutes on full power then 45 minutes on half power. Tasty.

then cover with a spicy hot chilly sauce and they should be just about edible "

I use my sweet chilli sauce in everything I eat almost,maybe not pussy tho

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Quorn is Russian for bumhole....

Microwave them for 15 minutes on full power then 45 minutes on half power. Tasty.

Jesus ! They will break your teeth surely?

Deepthroat them. Down in one.

*gulp*"

now do u want something meaty?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Quorn is Russian for bumhole....

Microwave them for 15 minutes on full power then 45 minutes on half power. Tasty.

Jesus ! They will break your teeth surely?

Deepthroat them. Down in one.

*gulp*

now do u want something meaty? "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Quorn is Russian for bumhole....

Microwave them for 15 minutes on full power then 45 minutes on half power. Tasty. "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Did you know that quorn is actually from a group of fungi?

It put me right off..and tastes crap too.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Just eat bacon...bacon is so good

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Did you know that quorn is actually from a group of fungi?

It put me right off..and tastes crap too.

"

Taste like chicken.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Did you know that quorn is actually from a group of fungi?

It put me right off..and tastes crap too.

"

Ive killed mushrooms????! u cunt!...why didnt u say sooner...I now feel sick and ashamed!- and wanting bacon

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Did you know that quorn is actually from a group of fungi?

It put me right off..and tastes crap too.

Taste like chicken. "

everything tastes like chicken, export the chicken which tastes like fish

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Did you know that quorn is actually from a group of fungi?

It put me right off..and tastes crap too.

Taste like chicken.

everything tastes like chicken, export the chicken which tastes like fish"

does my cock taste like chicken?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Did you know that quorn is actually from a group of fungi?

It put me right off..and tastes crap too.

Taste like chicken.

everything tastes like chicken, export the chicken which tastes like fish

does my cock taste like chicken?"

dunno never tasted it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"which part does the quorn come from?

also worried as I went against the instructions and microwave cooked them, wasnt any pink bits so hope I'm safe"

Is this you coming out and telling us you like a bit of pink sausage then?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have Quorn sausages

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Did you know that quorn is actually from a group of fungi?

It put me right off..and tastes crap too.

Taste like chicken.

everything tastes like chicken, export the chicken which tastes like fish

does my cock taste like chicken?

dunno never tasted it"

I meant my pet cockerel FFS!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mmmm...

Quosages...

Gahhhh

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"which part does the quorn come from?

also worried as I went against the instructions and microwave cooked them, wasnt any pink bits so hope I'm safe

Is this you coming out and telling us you like a bit of pink sausage then? "

well ur lil prawns tiny and fishy, so yeahh, I want some real meat

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Did you know that quorn is actually from a group of fungi?

It put me right off..and tastes crap too.

Taste like chicken. "

NO!! it does NOT!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Did you know that quorn is actually from a group of fungi?

It put me right off..and tastes crap too.

Taste like chicken.

everything tastes like chicken, export the chicken which tastes like fish

does my cock taste like chicken?

dunno never tasted it

I meant my pet cockerel FFS! "

why would you want to know what your pet tastes like? think you're on your own there

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Did you know that quorn is actually from a group of fungi?

It put me right off..and tastes crap too.

Taste like chicken.

everything tastes like chicken, export the chicken which tastes like fish

does my cock taste like chicken?

dunno never tasted it

I meant my pet cockerel FFS!

why would you want to know what your pet tastes like? think you're on your own there "

well the cats just ate it, guess I'll never know now, unless I...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Did you know that quorn is actually from a group of fungi?

It put me right off..and tastes crap too.

Taste like chicken.

everything tastes like chicken, export the chicken which tastes like fish

does my cock taste like chicken?

dunno never tasted it

I meant my pet cockerel FFS!

why would you want to know what your pet tastes like? think you're on your own there

well the cats just ate it, guess I'll never know now, unless I..."

poor cat

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Isn't Quorn sausage an oxymoron?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Did you know that quorn is actually from a group of fungi?

It put me right off..and tastes crap too.

Taste like chicken.

everything tastes like chicken, export the chicken which tastes like fish

does my cock taste like chicken?

dunno never tasted it

I meant my pet cockerel FFS!

why would you want to know what your pet tastes like? think you're on your own there

well the cats just ate it, guess I'll never know now, unless I..."

Mmmm pussy

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Did you know that quorn is actually from a group of fungi?

It put me right off..and tastes crap too.

Taste like chicken.

everything tastes like chicken, export the chicken which tastes like fish

does my cock taste like chicken?

dunno never tasted it

I meant my pet cockerel FFS!

why would you want to know what your pet tastes like? think you're on your own there

well the cats just ate it, guess I'll never know now, unless I...

poor cat"

not that poor, she just ate a full big chicken...anyway now my alligators got her...so I was thinking..

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Did you know that quorn is actually from a group of fungi?

It put me right off..and tastes crap too.

Taste like chicken.

everything tastes like chicken, export the chicken which tastes like fish

does my cock taste like chicken?

dunno never tasted it

I meant my pet cockerel FFS!

why would you want to know what your pet tastes like? think you're on your own there

well the cats just ate it, guess I'll never know now, unless I...

Mmmm pussy "

are u self licking again? can I watch?!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Did you know that quorn is actually from a group of fungi?

It put me right off..and tastes crap too.

Taste like chicken.

everything tastes like chicken, export the chicken which tastes like fish

does my cock taste like chicken?

dunno never tasted it

I meant my pet cockerel FFS!

why would you want to know what your pet tastes like? think you're on your own there

well the cats just ate it, guess I'll never know now, unless I...

poor cat

not that poor, she just ate a full big chicken...anyway now my alligators got her...so I was thinking.."

alligator probably tastes like chicken

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Did you know that quorn is actually from a group of fungi?

It put me right off..and tastes crap too.

Taste like chicken.

everything tastes like chicken, export the chicken which tastes like fish

does my cock taste like chicken?

dunno never tasted it

I meant my pet cockerel FFS!

why would you want to know what your pet tastes like? think you're on your own there

well the cats just ate it, guess I'll never know now, unless I...

poor cat

not that poor, she just ate a full big chicken...anyway now my alligators got her...so I was thinking..

alligator probably tastes like chicken"

quornigator snacks sound good tho

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By *nnyMan  over a year ago

Glasgow


"...........

alligator probably tastes like chicken"

A bit, but it's chewier.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"...........

alligator probably tastes like chicken

A bit, but it's chewier."

maybe it's overcooked then

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Did you know that quorn is actually from a group of fungi?

It put me right off..and tastes crap too.

"

mushrooms are fungi too mmmmm

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By *emmefataleWoman  over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"...........

alligator probably tastes like chicken

A bit, but it's chewier."

I quite like gator.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Camel is nice mmmmmmm

..chewy though.

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By *ee VianteWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"...........

alligator probably tastes like chicken

A bit, but it's chewier.I quite like gator."

Shoes or bags?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I had some real meat tonite, so tasty in my mouth, drippingly moist

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I had some real meat tonite, so tasty in my mouth, drippingly moist "

...rub it in why dont you! I had egg today.

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