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6 yr old grandson laying in bed with me tonight, all quiet. Little voice pipes up in the dark, "If I ever go to hell I will shit myself"
I love the things kids say |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"6 yr old grandson laying in bed with me tonight, all quiet. Little voice pipes up in the dark, "If I ever go to hell I will shit myself"
I love the things kids say
 I hope neither happens "
he won't go to hell, he's too good but you never know with the latter  |
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I was on a bus with my youngest boy. It was full, and he turned to me and said "dad, if i get a gf, i'll ask her if you can have her mum"! I was mortified, lol. |
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"6 yr old grandson laying in bed with me tonight, all quiet. Little voice pipes up in the dark, "If I ever go to hell I will shit myself"
I love the things kids say "
 Fuck me if I said that at 6 years old I'd have a bar of soap down my mouth.
So will my kids if I ever heard it. When I have them.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"6 yr old grandson laying in bed with me tonight, all quiet. Little voice pipes up in the dark, "If I ever go to hell I will shit myself"
I love the things kids say
Fuck me if I said that at 6 years old I'd have a bar of soap down my mouth.
So will my kids if I ever heard it. When I have them.
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Shall i put a word in for you with my mother?
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By (user no longer on site)
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"6 yr old grandson laying in bed with me tonight, all quiet. Little voice pipes up in the dark, "If I ever go to hell I will shit myself"
I love the things kids say
Fuck me if I said that at 6 years old I'd have a bar of soap down my mouth.
So will my kids if I ever heard it. When I have them.
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I don't think your allowed to force feed kids soap anymore  |
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"6 yr old grandson laying in bed with me tonight, all quiet. Little voice pipes up in the dark, "If I ever go to hell I will shit myself"
I love the things kids say "
I can't breath....I cannot stop laughing, this is incredible. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I was on a bus with my youngest boy. It was full, and he turned to me and said "dad, if i get a gf, i'll ask her if you can have her mum"! I was mortified, lol. "
crying with laughter ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"6 yr old grandson laying in bed with me tonight, all quiet. Little voice pipes up in the dark, "If I ever go to hell I will shit myself"
I love the things kids say
Fuck me if I said that at 6 years old I'd have a bar of soap down my mouth.
So will my kids if I ever heard it. When I have them.
I don't think your allowed to force feed kids soap anymore "
I might be a potty mouth but my kids won't get away with it. When I have them. 
The first time I ever got my mouth washed out (first time of many) I said "shit".
I was told off..so I stood in the doorway if the lounge and said "shit, shit, shit" 3 times.
I then got my mouth washed out.
Problem is..I was such a pain in the arse I acclimatised to the taste of soap and became immune.
I was then upgraded to fairy liquid in my mouth.
All that is true. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"6 yr old grandson laying in bed with me tonight, all quiet. Little voice pipes up in the dark, "If I ever go to hell I will shit myself"
I love the things kids say
Fuck me if I said that at 6 years old I'd have a bar of soap down my mouth.
So will my kids if I ever heard it. When I have them.
"
Didn't stop you growing up a potty mouth though did it?? Where's that soap ?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"6 yr old grandson laying in bed with me tonight, all quiet. Little voice pipes up in the dark, "If I ever go to hell I will shit myself"
I love the things kids say
Fuck me if I said that at 6 years old I'd have a bar of soap down my mouth.
So will my kids if I ever heard it. When I have them.
I don't think your allowed to force feed kids soap anymore
I might be a potty mouth but my kids won't get away with it. When I have them.
The first time I ever got my mouth washed out (first time of many) I said "shit".
I was told off..so I stood in the doorway if the lounge and said "shit, shit, shit" 3 times.
I then got my mouth washed out.
Problem is..I was such a pain in the arse I acclimatised to the taste of soap and became immune.
I was then upgraded to fairy liquid in my mouth.
All that is true. "
Not mustard? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"6 yr old grandson laying in bed with me tonight, all quiet. Little voice pipes up in the dark, "If I ever go to hell I will shit myself"
I love the things kids say
I can't breath....I cannot stop laughing, this is incredible. "
You had to be there to appreciate how funny it sounded |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"6 yr old grandson laying in bed with me tonight, all quiet. Little voice pipes up in the dark, "If I ever go to hell I will shit myself"
I love the things kids say
Fuck me if I said that at 6 years old I'd have a bar of soap down my mouth.
So will my kids if I ever heard it. When I have them.
I don't think your allowed to force feed kids soap anymore
I might be a potty mouth but my kids won't get away with it. When I have them.
The first time I ever got my mouth washed out (first time of many) I said "shit".
I was told off..so I stood in the doorway if the lounge and said "shit, shit, shit" 3 times.
I then got my mouth washed out.
Problem is..I was such a pain in the arse I acclimatised to the taste of soap and became immune.
I was then upgraded to fairy liquid in my mouth.
All that is true. "
that's all very well but you still wouldn't get away with that now days |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"6 yr old grandson laying in bed with me tonight, all quiet. Little voice pipes up in the dark, "If I ever go to hell I will shit myself"
I love the things kids say
Fuck me if I said that at 6 years old I'd have a bar of soap down my mouth.
So will my kids if I ever heard it. When I have them.
I don't think your allowed to force feed kids soap anymore
I might be a potty mouth but my kids won't get away with it. When I have them.
The first time I ever got my mouth washed out (first time of many) I said "shit".
I was told off..so I stood in the doorway if the lounge and said "shit, shit, shit" 3 times.
I then got my mouth washed out.
Problem is..I was such a pain in the arse I acclimatised to the taste of soap and became immune.
I was then upgraded to fairy liquid in my mouth.
All that is true. "
Imperial Leather, urghhhh tasted awful |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"6 yr old grandson laying in bed with me tonight, all quiet. Little voice pipes up in the dark, "If I ever go to hell I will shit myself"
I love the things kids say
Fuck me if I said that at 6 years old I'd have a bar of soap down my mouth.
So will my kids if I ever heard it. When I have them.
I don't think your allowed to force feed kids soap anymore
I might be a potty mouth but my kids won't get away with it. When I have them.
The first time I ever got my mouth washed out (first time of many) I said "shit".
I was told off..so I stood in the doorway if the lounge and said "shit, shit, shit" 3 times.
I then got my mouth washed out.
Problem is..I was such a pain in the arse I acclimatised to the taste of soap and became immune.
I was then upgraded to fairy liquid in my mouth.
All that is true.
that's all very well but you still wouldn't get away with that now days "
Mores the pity |
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that's all very well but you still wouldn't get away with that now days "
I could say bollox to modern society on that front but the thread would go political.
So I'll democratically concur.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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that's all very well but you still wouldn't get away with that now days
I could say bollox to modern society on that front but the thread would go political.
So I'll democratically concur. "
some people do still wash kids mouths out etc...naming no names but I've seen it and it does work..just a little bit of fairy liquid goes a long way |
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By (user no longer on site)
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that's all very well but you still wouldn't get away with that now days
I could say bollox to modern society on that front but the thread would go political.
So I'll democratically concur.
some people do still wash kids mouths out etc...naming no names but I've seen it and it does work..just a little bit of fairy liquid goes a long way "
what makes me laugh are the parents who tell their kids to stop fucking swearing |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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that's all very well but you still wouldn't get away with that now days
I could say bollox to modern society on that front but the thread would go political.
So I'll democratically concur.
some people do still wash kids mouths out etc...naming no names but I've seen it and it does work..just a little bit of fairy liquid goes a long way
what makes me laugh are the parents who tell their kids to stop fucking swearing "
Irony at it's saddest |
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