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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Went to Blackpool, never again! On the seafront I saw a guy and woman having a shouting match until the woman smacked the guy in the head and they started fighting. Then a copper turned up but instead of trying to calm things down he starts twatting the guy with his baton, in the end the guy gets the baton off the copper and starts hitting him AND his wife!
Then this crocodile turned up and stole all the sausages |
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My parents love Blackpool, i personally can't stand the place.
My kids were nagging to go the lights, as they had never been and my car always needed fixing.
But took them this year and my daughter thinks ones on her friends at better. I drove up and down a few times making sure they seen everythink, but with it pissing down knew that was the best option.
Seen alot of Scots tho, can of special brew, talking sum gibberish which no one understands(joke)
Didn't stop some women dressing in next to nothink, you be their knight in shining armour if during the night you said "looks like you need something warm inside you"  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My parents love Blackpool, i personally can't stand the place.
My kids were nagging to go the lights, as they had never been and my car always needed fixing.
But took them this year and my daughter thinks ones on her friends at better. I drove up and down a few times making sure they seen everythink, but with it pissing down knew that was the best option.
Seen alot of Scots tho, can of special brew, talking sum gibberish which no one understands(joke)
Didn't stop some women dressing in next to nothink, you be their knight in shining armour if during the night you said "looks like you need something warm inside you" "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My parents love Blackpool, i personally can't stand the place.
My kids were nagging to go the lights, as they had never been and my car always needed fixing.
But took them this year and my daughter thinks ones on her friends at better. I drove up and down a few times making sure they seen everythink, but with it pissing down knew that was the best option.
Seen alot of Scots tho, can of special brew, talking sum gibberish which no one understands(joke)
Didn't stop some women dressing in next to nothink, you be their knight in shining armour if during the night you said "looks like you need something warm inside you" "
Talking of not understanding gibberish?  |
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"Went to Blackpool, never again! On the seafront I saw a guy and woman having a shouting match until the woman smacked the guy in the head and they started fighting. Then a copper turned up but instead of trying to calm things down he starts twatting the guy with his baton, in the end the guy gets the baton off the copper and starts hitting him AND his wife!
Then this crocodile turned up and stole all the sausages"
Ok, I was had.......... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My parents love Blackpool, i personally can't stand the place.
My kids were nagging to go the lights, as they had never been and my car always needed fixing.
But took them this year and my daughter thinks ones on her friends at better. I drove up and down a few times making sure they seen everythink, but with it pissing down knew that was the best option.
Seen alot of Scots tho, can of special brew, talking sum gibberish which no one understands(joke)
Didn't stop some women dressing in next to nothink, you be their knight in shining armour if during the night you said "looks like you need something warm inside you"
Talking of not understanding gibberish? "
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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago
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"Went to Blackpool, never again! On the seafront I saw a guy and woman having a shouting match until the woman smacked the guy in the head and they started fighting. Then a copper turned up but instead of trying to calm things down he starts twatting the guy with his baton, in the end the guy gets the baton off the copper and starts hitting him AND his wife!
Then this crocodile turned up and stole all the sausages
Ok, I was had.........."
me to and i quite belive it could happen here  |
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By *aravancoupleMan
over a year ago
A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love |
"Went to Blackpool, never again! On the seafront I saw a guy and woman having a shouting match until the woman smacked the guy in the head and they started fighting. Then a copper turned up but instead of trying to calm things down he starts twatting the guy with his baton, in the end the guy gets the baton off the copper and starts hitting him AND his wife!
Then this crocodile turned up and stole all the sausages"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Went to Blackpool, never again! On the seafront I saw a guy and woman having a shouting match until the woman smacked the guy in the head and they started fighting. Then a copper turned up but instead of trying to calm things down he starts twatting the guy with his baton, in the end the guy gets the baton off the copper and starts hitting him AND his wife!
Then this crocodile turned up and stole all the sausages"
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"Went to Blackpool, never again! On the seafront I saw a guy and woman having a shouting match until the woman smacked the guy in the head and they started fighting. Then a copper turned up but instead of trying to calm things down he starts twatting the guy with his baton, in the end the guy gets the baton off the copper and starts hitting him AND his wife!
Yeah I saw them too. The stangest thing was that across the road some guy dressed as a clown was sat in a glass cage and just constantly pissing himself laughing at them.
Then this crocodile turned up and stole all the sausages"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Went to Blackpool, never again! On the seafront I saw a guy and woman having a shouting match until the woman smacked the guy in the head and they started fighting. Then a copper turned up but instead of trying to calm things down he starts twatting the guy with his baton, in the end the guy gets the baton off the copper and starts hitting him AND his wife!
Then this crocodile turned up and stole all the sausages"
Ha Ha Ha until the last line I was about to jump in and defend my home town, Nice one mate had me hooked until the sausages everything else was believable even the crocodile |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You think that is bad... I lived there as a student for 4 years and saw all sorts of depraved activities.
One day there was a crowed of people gathered on the seafront with cop cars parked up everywhere. I eventually pushed my way to the front and all I could see was complete mayhem. The police were trying to arrest 20 or so blind teenagers who were trying to kick the hell out of a donkey! As it turned out they were playing football and had lost their football with a bell inside it!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Blackpool is tacky, a bit rundown in places, but it does what it says on the tin.. we love it for what it is and miss thefreindliness of Northerners. We like it so much, we are going to spend new years eve there. |
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By *imjohnCouple
over a year ago
Clacton on sea, Essex |
We thought it did look tired & needed a clean up the first time we went but the people there make make up for it ten times over & first impressions soon go out the window.
As a southerner you always hear northerners are rude,uninviting etc but that's a million miles from the truth so go there & see for yourselves guys...you'll enjoy it xx. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We thought it did look tired & needed a clean up the first time we went but the people there make make up for it ten times over & first impressions soon go out the window.
As a southerner you always hear northerners are rude,uninviting etc but that's a million miles from the truth so go there & see for yourselves guys...you'll enjoy it xx. "
Roll up roll up and if you cant roll just walk |
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