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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A recent message from a young lad mentioned that my pussy looked in good condition for its age.......  "
Whatever age it is it looks in great shape !! lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i wonder this, though.
at 40odd, V has a nice tidy minge, but there are some, even young ladies, that have horrifically untidy pussies.
the more use it gets does it make it worse?
have no idea.
once watched an episode of eurotrash (anyone remember that?) and a guy there made a book of ink prints from pussies, i shit you not lol, and he said you couldnt tell the difference between ages/use/kids had or anything, they were just all naturally different. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A recent message from a young lad mentioned that my pussy looked in good condition for its age.......
Does it have a full service history?
*kicks tyres*"
Full service history one owner and always well lubricated  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i wonder this, though.
at 40odd, V has a nice tidy minge, but there are some, even young ladies, that have horrifically untidy pussies.
the more use it gets does it make it worse?
have no idea.
once watched an episode of eurotrash (anyone remember that?) and a guy there made a book of ink prints from pussies, i shit you not lol, and he said you couldnt tell the difference between ages/use/kids had or anything, they were just all naturally different."
Yes , I remember that, that was the follow on from Rapido was it not , with Antoine du Canne or whatever his name was ?. |
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By *iosMan
over a year ago
Stafford |
"A recent message from a young lad mentioned that my pussy looked in good condition for its age.......
Does it have a full service history?
*kicks tyres*
Full service history one owner and always well lubricated "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i wonder this, though.
at 40odd, V has a nice tidy minge, but there are some, even young ladies, that have horrifically untidy pussies.
the more use it gets does it make it worse?
have no idea.
once watched an episode of eurotrash (anyone remember that?) and a guy there made a book of ink prints from pussies, i shit you not lol, and he said you couldnt tell the difference between ages/use/kids had or anything, they were just all naturally different."
Watched that episode and I felt the guy was brainwashed into that old saying that they all look the same as I ran upto the big screen and had a close up look and they all looked very different |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
Without surgery ladies pretty much keep the ones they've got. They can change a bit with weight gain/loss depending on their shape to begin with but no, they don't really change much with use! Neat ones stay neat and less neat ones stay less neat.
I expect ladies with erm fleshier parts may notice signs of aging to a degree as they lose the elasticity of collagen in the skin. I'm not at that stage yet so I don't know.
The concept of a pussy looking good for its age is a bit daft. |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"A recent message from a young lad mentioned that my pussy looked in good condition for its age.......
Does it have a full service history?
*kicks tyres*
Full service history one owner and always well lubricated "
What's the mileage?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A recent message from a young lad mentioned that my pussy looked in good condition for its age.......
Does it have a full service history?
*kicks tyres*
Full service history one owner and always well lubricated "
Depends who the one owner was, Post office ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A recent message from a young lad mentioned that my pussy looked in good condition for its age.......
Does it have a full service history?
*kicks tyres*
Full service history one owner and always well lubricated
Depends who the one owner was, Post office ? "
Cheeky sod ! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A recent message from a young lad mentioned that my pussy looked in good condition for its age.......
Does it have a full service history?
*kicks tyres*
Full service history one owner and always well lubricated
What's the mileage? "
Higher than average but still got a few miles on the clock x |
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there was a joke going around some years back (sadly cant remember it) but it went along the lines of, if a pussy gets shagged once a day for x amount of years, it will have had x amount of miles of cock etc etc... and finishes up with .. why dont they make tyres out of fannys .... so wish i could find it on google |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm puzzled about the tidy/untidy qualification. Does that refer to size of inner labia - or what? "
Everything. Does it have more wildlife and bush than an episode of Spring watch. More meat than the deli at Morrissons. Has it had more footfall than Heathrow airport? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"OMG just spat my coffee everywhere ...
But from what I can gather the whole package is nice not just your lady garden x"
Thank you xxx
Living the 'shit your fit' one liner I received too. Won't mention the lad asking for a pregnancy risk meet. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OMG just spat my coffee everywhere ...
But from what I can gather the whole package is nice not just your lady garden x
Thank you xxx
Living the 'shit your fit' one liner I received too. Won't mention the lad asking for a pregnancy risk meet. "
a guy wanted you to get him pregnant?
are you a scientist as well as a keeper i fine mammerage? lol |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"I'm puzzled about the tidy/untidy qualification. Does that refer to size of inner labia - or what?
Everything. Does it have more wildlife and bush than an episode of Spring watch. More meat than the deli at Morrissons. Has it had more footfall than Heathrow airport? "
Oi. Mine has a lot of 'meat' but is actually quite neat and tidy. So much so that the lady who does my waxing was discussing it with her trainees last time I was the demonstration model for her training session!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm puzzled about the tidy/untidy qualification. Does that refer to size of inner labia - or what?
Everything. Does it have more wildlife and bush than an episode of Spring watch. More meat than the deli at Morrissons. Has it had more footfall than Heathrow airport?
Oi. Mine has a lot of 'meat' but is actually quite neat and tidy. So much so that the lady who does my waxing was discussing it with her trainees last time I was the demonstration model for her training session! "
Obviously I would need proof. |
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"A recent message from a young lad mentioned that my pussy looked in good condition for its age....... "
anyone who pays me a compliment and then adds "for your age" gets booted straightaway, it isn't a compliment its a compliment with a qualification and they are of no use to me  |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"I'm puzzled about the tidy/untidy qualification. Does that refer to size of inner labia - or what?
Everything. Does it have more wildlife and bush than an episode of Spring watch. More meat than the deli at Morrissons. Has it had more footfall than Heathrow airport?
Oi. Mine has a lot of 'meat' but is actually quite neat and tidy. So much so that the lady who does my waxing was discussing it with her trainees last time I was the demonstration model for her training session!
Obviously I would need proof."
I'll ask my next meet to write me a verification  |
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"I'm puzzled about the tidy/untidy qualification. Does that refer to size of inner labia - or what? "
I do get it but I think its uneccessary to refer to something that people have no control over in such terms really. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm puzzled about the tidy/untidy qualification. Does that refer to size of inner labia - or what?
I do get it but I think its uneccessary to refer to something that people have no control over in such terms really. "
similar to womens terms for men with small willies though, referred to in general in derogatory terms.
at least there is surgery women can undergo to tidy things up.
lengthening surgery is still unavailable, or even successful. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A general rule of thumb for the ladies is that if you have to tuck your lady bits in you socks then it's probably seen better days. Ladies quick peek down........hows it looking? |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"I'm puzzled about the tidy/untidy qualification. Does that refer to size of inner labia - or what?
I do get it but I think its uneccessary to refer to something that people have no control over in such terms really. "
Generally I'd agree but we're not discussing specific people and making judgments. It's an observation that some are more...aesthetically designed than others and a discussion on whether age influences that.
Nobody is saying one is better than the other and given one to play with, I doubt most men care much. If they did, only ladies with tidy parts would get work in the main porn mags and that's not the case. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
I find the whole language of derogatory terms for the cunt difficult to handle. That includes perverting cunt to be a bad person.
I also really bristle at references to women (on here!!!) having had a lot of partners.
As for the 'for your age' comment, some men seem to think that is a compliment.
Mine would probably be described as untidy but it's clean, comfortable, easy to handle and a great entertainment centre. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I find the whole language of derogatory terms for the cunt difficult to handle. That includes perverting cunt to be a bad person.
I also really bristle at references to women (on here!!!) having had a lot of partners.
As for the 'for your age' comment, some men seem to think that is a compliment.
Mine would probably be described as untidy but it's clean, comfortable, easy to handle and a great entertainment centre."
I take your word for it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I find the whole language of derogatory terms for the cunt difficult to handle. That includes perverting cunt to be a bad person.
I also really bristle at references to women (on here!!!) having had a lot of partners.
As for the 'for your age' comment, some men seem to think that is a compliment.
Mine would probably be described as untidy but it's clean, comfortable, easy to handle and a great entertainment centre."
Does it have a strong wifi connection? |
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By *iosMan
over a year ago
Stafford |
"Ur pussy is in great condition.ur hands have seen better days tho.they've turned black
One guy asked me if I was mixed race that made me laugh "
Now that did make me spit my coffee out lol |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I find the whole language of derogatory terms for the cunt difficult to handle. That includes perverting cunt to be a bad person.
I also really bristle at references to women (on here!!!) having had a lot of partners.
As for the 'for your age' comment, some men seem to think that is a compliment.
Mine would probably be described as untidy but it's clean, comfortable, easy to handle and a great entertainment centre.
Does it have a strong wifi connection?"
It's a free hotspot.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A recent message from a young lad mentioned that my pussy looked in good condition for its age....... "
there is an App with 10 photos of pussies in various condition, giving the young ones a guide  |
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"I'm puzzled about the tidy/untidy qualification. Does that refer to size of inner labia - or what?
I do get it but I think its uneccessary to refer to something that people have no control over in such terms really.
similar to womens terms for men with small willies though, referred to in general in derogatory terms.
at least there is surgery women can undergo to tidy things up.
lengthening surgery is still unavailable, or even successful."
Personally I try not to refer to physical features that people are born with in derogatory terms man or woman. Your comments about surgery are one of the reasons why. |
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"I'm puzzled about the tidy/untidy qualification. Does that refer to size of inner labia - or what?
I do get it but I think its uneccessary to refer to something that people have no control over in such terms really.
Generally I'd agree but we're not discussing specific people and making judgments. It's an observation that some are more...aesthetically designed than others and a discussion on whether age influences that.
Nobody is saying one is better than the other and given one to play with, I doubt most men care much. If they did, only ladies with tidy parts would get work in the main porn mags and that's not the case."
Yes I understand that but I think my point is still a valid one and reflects how I feel. |
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