Yes, that's exactly what i meant to write. A friend linked me to a thread on mumsnet, and it has had me in hysterics all morning.
(dunno if i can link to it here, as i don't want another timeout for URL naughties)
Anyway, the OP of said thread explained that her and her OH have "a dedicated post-sex cleanup area on the bedside table. A box of tissues, a small bin, and a beaker of clean water for him to dunk his cock in while she is in the bathroom"
She fails to understand why this is strange. so to open it up to the forum....do any of you have weird post coital clean up practices as well?   |
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over a year ago
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"Yes, that's exactly what i meant to write. A friend linked me to a thread on mumsnet, and it has had me in hysterics all morning.
(dunno if i can link to it here, as i don't want another timeout for URL naughties)
Anyway, the OP of said thread explained that her and her OH have "a dedicated post-sex cleanup area on the bedside table. A box of tissues, a small bin, and a beaker of clean water for him to dunk his cock in while she is in the bathroom"
She fails to understand why this is strange. so to open it up to the forum....do any of you have weird post coital clean up practices as well? "
I read that this morning too. Some of the comments were really funny |
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The comment that made me spit out my juice
"You've just had sex so I assume you are on fairly intimate terms. Even if you have an acid fanjo and his sperm is nine tenths itching powder, surely you can use the bathroom at the same time? You can wash your fanjo in the bath and he can scrub his cock in the sink."
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"The comment that made me spit out my juice
You've just had sex so I assume you are on fairly intimate terms. Even if you have an acid fanjo and his sperm is nine tenths itching powder, surely you can use the bathroom at the same time? You can wash your fanjo in the bath and he can scrub his cock in the sink."
lol fanjo ! |
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"I was having weird visions of Beaker from the Muppets 
That wouldn't be a kids show anymore, lol"
Need to go and find some ginger fluff ....
A couple of googly eyes ...
And that's my Halloween avatar sorted  |
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"Ha ha that's so funny ! And baby wipes are fantastic for everything lol  
non perfumed ones for me "
Huggies Cucumber ones are good for taking make up off |
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"Ha ha that's so funny ! And baby wipes are fantastic for everything lol
non perfumed ones for me
Huggies Cucumber ones are good for taking make up off "
don't they make you feel hungry??  |
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"Ha ha that's so funny ! And baby wipes are fantastic for everything lol
non perfumed ones for me
Huggies Cucumber ones are good for taking make up off
don't they make you feel hungry?? "
No they're just nice and cool for when you get hot |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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Nowt so queer as folk. I wonder how they managed to become parents with all the immediate cleaning up?
I have never heard of nor seen a penis beaker before. (I thought it was a typo and I was going to find that they can be broken.)
I do give men a tender wipe down with a dry tissue and then a wet wipe after the condom removal. If they have made of mess of me then I expect them to get the tissues. Is that a strange practice?
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I'm all for tender wipedowns, but with a dry tissue? Baby wipes straight away.
Latest post:
"I have a variety of beakers next to my bed.
Lime green for penises,
Avocado green for nipples,
Forrest green for water,
Bottle green for nasal discharge,
And emerald green for toenail clippings and scrapings.
Then of course there's my arse bucket..." |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"I'm all for tender wipedowns, but with a dry tissue? Baby wipes straight away.
Latest post:
"I have a variety of beakers next to my bed.
Lime green for penises,
Avocado green for nipples,
Forrest green for water,
Bottle green for nasal discharge,
And emerald green for toenail clippings and scrapings.
Then of course there's my arse bucket...""
How do you find the right one in the dark.
The dry tissue is for spillage clearance, all done gently, and then wet for clean up and cool down purposes.
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"The dry tissue is for spillage clearance, all done gently, and then wet for clean up and cool down purposes.
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But dry tissue would tear easily, and then you'd have to use tweezers to pick off all the fluffy bits.  |
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over a year ago
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"The dry tissue is for spillage clearance, all done gently, and then wet for clean up and cool down purposes.
But dry tissue would tear easily, and then you'd have to use tweezers to pick off all the fluffy bits. "
Not the way I do it.
I'll have to carry out a survey now and find out what my friends prefer.
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"I'll have to carry out a survey now and find out what my friends prefer.
Nothing beats some decent market research
Find me a decent market and I'll do the research."
I'm sure we could find some willing lab rats...i mean...participants |
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over a year ago
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"I'll have to carry out a survey now and find out what my friends prefer.
Nothing beats some decent market research
Find me a decent market and I'll do the research.
I'm sure we could find some willing lab rats...i mean...participants "
At the same time they can answer the questions of whether my quim is neat or untidy and good or bad for its age.
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"I'll have to carry out a survey now and find out what my friends prefer.
Nothing beats some decent market research
Find me a decent market and I'll do the research.
I'm sure we could find some willing lab rats...i mean...participants
At the same time they can answer the questions of whether my quim is neat or untidy and good or bad for its age.
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Oh my....lol  |
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"At the same time they can answer the questions of whether my quim is neat or untidy and good or bad for its age.
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And it depends on the guinea pigs' answers whether or not the tweezers come out, no doubt.  |
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"You can buy penis beakers on ebay
Will this be the new measuring tool? We can see length and girth on how men fill their beaker."
They don't look very big but an ideal tool for those bored of using a sky remote
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By *smCouple
over a year ago
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Thanks for sharing i now need to dry my chair is so funny
Did you get to the bit where they are discussing popping candy and Oral?
My favourite quote.." "
Considering the end of the event, sticky and bogging is pretty much what you've got to look forward to any way.
You may as well enjoy some sweets while you're at it. |
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"I'm all for tender wipedowns, but with a dry tissue? Baby wipes straight away.
Latest post:
"I have a variety of beakers next to my bed.
Lime green for penises,
Avocado green for nipples,
Forrest green for water,
Bottle green for nasal discharge,
And emerald green for toenail clippings and scrapings.
Then of course there's my arse bucket...""
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"I mentioned this story in yoga, they hadn't heard about it, and the question was whether he dipped clean before sex or just after?"
Post coital dunkage. Wonder how many dunks required before the water becomes....milk  |
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"I mentioned this story in yoga, they hadn't heard about it, and the question was whether he dipped clean before sex or just after?
Post coital dunkage. Wonder how many dunks required before the water becomes....milk "
The whole thing rather spoils the post coital snuggle idea.
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"I mentioned this story in yoga, they hadn't heard about it, and the question was whether he dipped clean before sex or just after?
Post coital dunkage. Wonder how many dunks required before the water becomes....milk
The whole thing rather spoils the post coital snuggle idea.
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Exactly. Let it all naturally dry....lol |
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