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"How far can you shoot? and no exaggerating!!"
Depends whether im using the 9mm Glock or high powered rifle, wind speed and whther its a moving target also come in to play   |
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"If I take a run up just as I'm about to jizz it's a good metre.
I make a 'BOOM!' sound when I do this.
Gotta say you always make me smile "
I would never make you smile, I prefer you do it of your own accord.  |
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When I was younger I was masturbating on my bed next to an open window. Now back in the 80's there was no tinternet so I was using an old skool mag 'Escort' if I remember rightly. Now it had probably been a couple of hours since my last wank so quite alot of jizz had built up. I came so hard it shot out of the window. Now my next door neighbour at the time was moving to Benidorm and the removal truck was just pulling away. So my jizz hits the roof of the truck and off it went.
So basically I managed to cum from London all the way to Benidorm!!!! It's all true....honest |
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"When I was younger I was masturbating on my bed next to an open window. Now back in the 80's there was no tinternet so I was using an old skool mag 'Escort' if I remember rightly. Now it had probably been a couple of hours since my last wank so quite alot of jizz had built up. I came so hard it shot out of the window. Now my next door neighbour at the time was moving to Benidorm and the removal truck was just pulling away. So my jizz hits the roof of the truck and off it went.
So basically I managed to cum from London all the way to Benidorm!!!! It's all true....honest "
Beat me at " out the window onto the van " let alone Benidorm lol !!  |
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"When I was younger I was masturbating on my bed next to an open window. Now back in the 80's there was no tinternet so I was using an old skool mag 'Escort' if I remember rightly. Now it had probably been a couple of hours since my last wank so quite alot of jizz had built up. I came so hard it shot out of the window. Now my next door neighbour at the time was moving to Benidorm and the removal truck was just pulling away. So my jizz hits the roof of the truck and off it went.
So basically I managed to cum from London all the way to Benidorm!!!! It's all true....honest "
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"Expected a few answers with a few metres maybe more but bloody hell Benidorm!!!  "
It was the 80's my friend. Anything was possible in the Thatcher years!!!! |
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