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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"Uv heard of females squirting, this is male equivalent. There is a massive amount of clear precum....loads"
Now that's the most impressive attempt at covering up premature ejaculation that I've heard in...well, ever really!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Uv heard of females squirting, this is male equivalent. There is a massive amount of clear precum....loads
Now that's the most impressive attempt at covering up premature ejaculation that I've heard in...well, ever really! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"New to me and I've seen some sights. Also not a female squirting myth believer either. Its just wee.
ur also talking pish though"
nope trust me, I'm a woman with a weak bladder |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I googled
How it works:
This is how it works. It’s kind of like masturbating, but a bit different. The goal is to squirt, not to ejaculate. So this is what you do:
Step 1. Go in a private area.
Step 2. If you are uncircumcised, pull the foreskin all the way down with your left hand, and hold it there.
Step 3. Grab some hand lotion and apply it to your right hand and to the head of your penis.
Step 4. Place your right palm on the head of your penis.
Step 5. Masturbate like you normally would, but only work on the head of your penis.
Note: Do not stroke the lower part of the penis so you don’t accidentally ejaculate like you normally would.
Step 6. Rapidly move your palm (while wrapped around penis head) up and down. Only do this to the head of the penis.
Step 7. Do all the fantasizing you want to help speed up the process.
Step 8. You will feel like you have to pee. This is ok, women have the same impulse. Keep going with it, and don’t worry about the peeing feeling.
Step 9. And squirt! The feeling is awesome. You will squirt a clear liquid like a women’s squirt.
Note: It is very important to only work the head of the penis. Don’t work the shaft so you don’t accidentally ejaculate the regular way
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"New to me and I've seen some sights. Also not a female squirting myth believer either. Its just wee.
ur also talking pish though
nope trust me, I'm a woman with a weak bladder "
lol trust me I dont drink pish, pussy juice...YES!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I googled
How it works:
This is how it works. It’s kind of like masturbating, but a bit different. The goal is to squirt, not to ejaculate. So this is what you do:
Step 1. Go in a private area.
Step 2. If you are uncircumcised, pull the foreskin all the way down with your left hand, and hold it there.
Step 3. Grab some hand lotion and apply it to your right hand and to the head of your penis.
Step 4. Place your right palm on the head of your penis.
Step 5. Masturbate like you normally would, but only work on the head of your penis.
Note: Do not stroke the lower part of the penis so you don’t accidentally ejaculate like you normally would.
Step 6. Rapidly move your palm (while wrapped around penis head) up and down. Only do this to the head of the penis.
Step 7. Do all the fantasizing you want to help speed up the process.
Step 8. You will feel like you have to pee. This is ok, women have the same impulse. Keep going with it, and don’t worry about the peeing feeling.
Step 9. And squirt! The feeling is awesome. You will squirt a clear liquid like a women’s squirt.
Note: It is very important to only work the head of the penis. Don’t work the shaft so you don’t accidentally ejaculate the regular way
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too many steps, I'm a lazy wanker |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"New to me and I've seen some sights. Also not a female squirting myth believer either. Its just wee.
ur also talking pish though
nope trust me, I'm a woman with a weak bladder
lol trust me I dont drink pish, pussy juice...YES! "
ewwww you drink wee lol and it's still nope |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I googled
How it works:
This is how it works. It’s kind of like masturbating, but a bit different. The goal is to squirt, not to ejaculate. So this is what you do:
Step 1. Go in a private area.
Step 2. If you are uncircumcised, pull the foreskin all the way down with your left hand, and hold it there.
Step 3. Grab some hand lotion and apply it to your right hand and to the head of your penis.
Step 4. Place your right palm on the head of your penis.
Step 5. Masturbate like you normally would, but only work on the head of your penis.
Note: Do not stroke the lower part of the penis so you don’t accidentally ejaculate like you normally would.
Step 6. Rapidly move your palm (while wrapped around penis head) up and down. Only do this to the head of the penis.
Step 7. Do all the fantasizing you want to help speed up the process.
Step 8. You will feel like you have to pee. This is ok, women have the same impulse. Keep going with it, and don’t worry about the peeing feeling.
Step 9. And squirt! The feeling is awesome. You will squirt a clear liquid like a women’s squirt.
Note: It is very important to only work the head of the penis. Don’t work the shaft so you don’t accidentally ejaculate the regular way
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Does this work only if one is not circumcised? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I googled
How it works:
This is how it works. It’s kind of like masturbating, but a bit different. The goal is to squirt, not to ejaculate. So this is what you do:
Step 1. Go in a private area.
Step 2. If you are uncircumcised, pull the foreskin all the way down with your left hand, and hold it there.
Step 3. Grab some hand lotion and apply it to your right hand and to the head of your penis.
Step 4. Place your right palm on the head of your penis.
Step 5. Masturbate like you normally would, but only work on the head of your penis.
Note: Do not stroke the lower part of the penis so you don’t accidentally ejaculate like you normally would.
Step 6. Rapidly move your palm (while wrapped around penis head) up and down. Only do this to the head of the penis.
Step 7. Do all the fantasizing you want to help speed up the process.
Step 8. You will feel like you have to pee. This is ok, women have the same impulse. Keep going with it, and don’t worry about the peeing feeling.
Step 9. And squirt! The feeling is awesome. You will squirt a clear liquid like a women’s squirt.
Note: It is very important to only work the head of the penis. Don’t work the shaft so you don’t accidentally ejaculate the regular way
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Commonly called The Rosy Palm technique.
I have a double ejaculation, just prior to orgasm ill ejaculate precum then during orgasm ill ejaculate semen.
Only recently started doing this though. |
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By *andWCouple
over a year ago
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"New to me and I've seen some sights. Also not a female squirting myth believer either. Its just wee. "
Have you tasted it though? Having sipped at both they have distinctly different tastes |
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"I googled
How it works:
This is how it works. It’s kind of like masturbating, but a bit different. The goal is to squirt, not to ejaculate. So this is what you do:
Step 1. Go in a private area.
Step 2. If you are uncircumcised, pull the foreskin all the way down with your left hand, and hold it there.
Step 3. Grab some hand lotion and apply it to your right hand and to the head of your penis.
Step 4. Place your right palm on the head of your penis.
Step 5. Masturbate like you normally would, but only work on the head of your penis.
Note: Do not stroke the lower part of the penis so you don’t accidentally ejaculate like you normally would.
Step 6. Rapidly move your palm (while wrapped around penis head) up and down. Only do this to the head of the penis.
Step 7. Do all the fantasizing you want to help speed up the process.
Step 8. You will feel like you have to pee. This is ok, women have the same impulse. Keep going with it, and don’t worry about the peeing feeling.
Step 9. And squirt! The feeling is awesome. You will squirt a clear liquid like a women’s squirt.
Note: It is very important to only work the head of the penis. Don’t work the shaft so you don’t accidentally ejaculate the regular way
Does this work only if one is not circumcised?"
Read Step.2 again and apply some logic |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where are the apologies from the doubters before Cupcake's post, eh? "
no apologie from me, its still not 'male squirting' lol sounds stupid saying that its been called precum for how ever many years why try and make it sound any different |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you tickle my prostate, I squirt Banana flavour Angel Delight!
That's my favourite!!
Well, if you want a never ending stream, you know where I am. "
I am a greedy woman |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you tickle my prostate, I squirt Banana flavour Angel Delight!
That's my favourite!!
Well, if you want a never ending stream, you know where I am.
I am a greedy woman "
I have a very sensitive prostate |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Uv heard of females squirting, this is male equivalent. There is a massive amount of clear precum....loads
Now that's the most impressive attempt at covering up premature ejaculation that I've heard in...well, ever really! "
lmao  |
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Posting with trepidation, since this thread has got volatile
We believe what the OP is describing, and it definitely is NOT cumming. Nor pissing.
It happened once to Mr. J after a *long* hand tease from Mrs. J. Very light stroking and teasing and Mr. J was squirming all over the place, keeping the old pelvic floor muscles as tight as he could to delay cumming. All of a sudden a fountain of *clear*, *sticky* fluid squirted out, about 2", for about half a second. We were both amazed, because it definitely was not an ejaculation, and there was no sensation of orgasm either. That came a minute or two later.
The closest thing we've seen in porn is a film called Non Stop Spunker, where a guy cums in a stream rather than a series of spurts. It's quite a good film actually. It has another interesting cumshot where a girl is giving a BJ, and the guys slowly oozes his cum, rather than shoot it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Didnt realise these people had a PHD in using google, i asked if santa was real and found 100s of pages saying he was, guess that makes it true"
Whatever you do, don't look up:
Star Wormwood, Planet X apocalypse.
Those google and youtube scientists are still trying to save the world but I just dont know if they can, what with all the world governments thinking they're all mental. |
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"I googled
How it works:
This is how it works. It’s kind of like masturbating, but a bit different. The goal is to squirt, not to ejaculate. So this is what you do:
Step 1. Go in a private area.
Step 2. If you are uncircumcised, pull the foreskin all the way down with your left hand, and hold it there.
Step 3. Grab some hand lotion and apply it to your right hand and to the head of your penis.
Step 4. Place your right palm on the head of your penis.
Step 5. Masturbate like you normally would, but only work on the head of your penis.
Note: Do not stroke the lower part of the penis so you don’t accidentally ejaculate like you normally would.
Step 6. Rapidly move your palm (while wrapped around penis head) up and down. Only do this to the head of the penis.
Step 7. Do all the fantasizing you want to help speed up the process.
Step 8. You will feel like you have to pee. This is ok, women have the same impulse. Keep going with it, and don’t worry about the peeing feeling.
Step 9. And squirt! The feeling is awesome. You will squirt a clear liquid like a women’s squirt.
Note: It is very important to only work the head of the penis. Don’t work the shaft so you don’t accidentally ejaculate the regular way
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I know what I'm doing tonight lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I googled
How it works:
This is how it works. It’s kind of like masturbating, but a bit different. The goal is to squirt, not to ejaculate. So this is what you do:
Step 1. Go in a private area.
Step 2. If you are uncircumcised, pull the foreskin all the way down with your left hand, and hold it there.
Step 3. Grab some hand lotion and apply it to your right hand and to the head of your penis.
Step 4. Place your right palm on the head of your penis.
Step 5. Masturbate like you normally would, but only work on the head of your penis.
Note: Do not stroke the lower part of the penis so you don’t accidentally ejaculate like you normally would.
Step 6. Rapidly move your palm (while wrapped around penis head) up and down. Only do this to the head of the penis.
Step 7. Do all the fantasizing you want to help speed up the process.
Step 8. You will feel like you have to pee. This is ok, women have the same impulse. Keep going with it, and don’t worry about the peeing feeling.
Step 9. And squirt! The feeling is awesome. You will squirt a clear liquid like a women’s squirt.
Note: It is very important to only work the head of the penis. Don’t work the shaft so you don’t accidentally ejaculate the regular way
I know what I'm doing tonight lol"
Diy? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Didnt realise these people had a PHD in using google, i asked if santa was real and found 100s of pages saying he was, guess that makes it true"
Did I state it was true?
Duh. |
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By *GR2014Man
over a year ago
England |
"New to me and I've seen some sights. Also not a female squirting myth believer either. Its just wee. "
You have A spot O spot G spot and a Clit there are 11 types of orgasms in total and squirting aint piss and neither is gushing I'm not gay and I've never heard of what the guy is saying before but the fact that men and women have zones I totally believe this guy.. Every lass I've been with (the ones that can relax at least) not the ones with crazy issues!!! has gushed and squirted due to my skills with my fingers and knowlage its not a myth!!! And neither the fact that most men can find a clit let alone zones ain't a myth either... Please don't be so nieve!!!!! |
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By *GR2014Man
over a year ago
England |
"I googled
How it works:
This is how it works. It’s kind of like masturbating, but a bit different. The goal is to squirt, not to ejaculate. So this is what you do:
Step 1. Go in a private area.
Step 2. If you are uncircumcised, pull the foreskin all the way down with your left hand, and hold it there.
Step 3. Grab some hand lotion and apply it to your right hand and to the head of your penis.
Step 4. Place your right palm on the head of your penis.
Step 5. Masturbate like you normally would, but only work on the head of your penis.
Note: Do not stroke the lower part of the penis so you don’t accidentally ejaculate like you normally would.
Step 6. Rapidly move your palm (while wrapped around penis head) up and down. Only do this to the head of the penis.
Step 7. Do all the fantasizing you want to help speed up the process.
Step 8. You will feel like you have to pee. This is ok, women have the same impulse. Keep going with it, and don’t worry about the peeing feeling.
Step 9. And squirt! The feeling is awesome. You will squirt a clear liquid like a women’s squirt.
Note: It is very important to only work the head of the penis. Don’t work the shaft so you don’t accidentally ejaculate the regular way
I know what I'm doing tonight lol
Diy? "
I've no foreskin!!! What a bummer lol I could of used it like an Aladdin's lamp |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I googled
How it works:
This is how it works. It’s kind of like masturbating, but a bit different. The goal is to squirt, not to ejaculate. So this is what you do:
Step 1. Go in a private area.
Step 2. If you are uncircumcised, pull the foreskin all the way down with your left hand, and hold it there.
Step 3. Grab some hand lotion and apply it to your right hand and to the head of your penis.
Step 4. Place your right palm on the head of your penis.
Step 5. Masturbate like you normally would, but only work on the head of your penis.
Note: Do not stroke the lower part of the penis so you don’t accidentally ejaculate like you normally would.
Step 6. Rapidly move your palm (while wrapped around penis head) up and down. Only do this to the head of the penis.
Step 7. Do all the fantasizing you want to help speed up the process.
Step 8. You will feel like you have to pee. This is ok, women have the same impulse. Keep going with it, and don’t worry about the peeing feeling.
Step 9. And squirt! The feeling is awesome. You will squirt a clear liquid like a women’s squirt.
Note: It is very important to only work the head of the penis. Don’t work the shaft so you don’t accidentally ejaculate the regular way
I know what I'm doing tonight lol
Diy?
I've no foreskin!!! What a bummer lol I could of used it like an Aladdin's lamp "
And i bet a genie would appear before you squirt! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you tickle my prostate, I squirt Banana flavour Angel Delight!
That's my favourite!!
Well, if you want a never ending stream, you know where I am.
I am a greedy woman
I have a very sensitive prostate "
I will only use one finger then  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I googled
How it works:
This is how it works. It’s kind of like masturbating, but a bit different. The goal is to squirt, not to ejaculate. So this is what you do:
Step 1. Go in a private area.
Step 2. If you are uncircumcised, pull the foreskin all the way down with your left hand, and hold it there.
Step 3. Grab some hand lotion and apply it to your right hand and to the head of your penis.
Step 4. Place your right palm on the head of your penis.
Step 5. Masturbate like you normally would, but only work on the head of your penis.
Note: Do not stroke the lower part of the penis so you don’t accidentally ejaculate like you normally would.
Step 6. Rapidly move your palm (while wrapped around penis head) up and down. Only do this to the head of the penis.
Step 7. Do all the fantasizing you want to help speed up the process.
Step 8. You will feel like you have to pee. This is ok, women have the same impulse. Keep going with it, and don’t worry about the peeing feeling.
Step 9. And squirt! The feeling is awesome. You will squirt a clear liquid like a women’s squirt.
Note: It is very important to only work the head of the penis. Don’t work the shaft so you don’t accidentally ejaculate the regular way
I know what I'm doing tonight lol
Diy?
I've no foreskin!!! What a bummer lol I could of used it like an Aladdin's lamp "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I always love this sort of thread its so.......infinitive. Yeti, loc ness monsters, alien and squirting threads someone will always believe in it and there is nothing wrong with a little belief.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well, all this is mighty interesting, so first I tried Snopes but they keep silent on the subject.
I did however find a site called BlueLight, where men discuss the subject with the same amount of (dis)belief and some claim it to be true.
Somebody here will have tried it by now, shirley? Reports, please! |
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By *GR2014Man
over a year ago
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"I always love this sort of thread its so.......infinitive. Yeti, loc ness monsters, alien and squirting threads someone will always believe in it and there is nothing wrong with a little belief. "
I can't believe we're in 2013 and people still don't believe women squirt lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I googled
How it works:
This is how it works. It’s kind of like masturbating, but a bit different. The goal is to squirt, not to ejaculate. So this is what you do:
Step 1. Go in a private area.
Step 2. If you are uncircumcised, pull the foreskin all the way down with your left hand, and hold it there.
Step 3. Grab some hand lotion and apply it to your right hand and to the head of your penis.
Step 4. Place your right palm on the head of your penis.
Step 5. Masturbate like you normally would, but only work on the head of your penis.
Note: Do not stroke the lower part of the penis so you don’t accidentally ejaculate like you normally would.
Step 6. Rapidly move your palm (while wrapped around penis head) up and down. Only do this to the head of the penis.
Step 7. Do all the fantasizing you want to help speed up the process.
Step 8. You will feel like you have to pee. This is ok, women have the same impulse. Keep going with it, and don’t worry about the peeing feeling.
Step 9. And squirt! The feeling is awesome. You will squirt a clear liquid like a women’s squirt.
Note: It is very important to only work the head of the penis. Don’t work the shaft so you don’t accidentally ejaculate the regular way
I know what I'm doing tonight lol
Diy?
I've no foreskin!!! What a bummer lol I could of used it like an Aladdin's lamp "
hahaha! this just made me  !! |
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"I always love this sort of thread its so.......infinitive. Yeti, loc ness monsters, alien and squirting threads someone will always believe in it and there is nothing wrong with a little belief.
I can't believe we're in 2013 and people still don't believe women squirt lol x "
UK Gov certainly don't. Any videos of it are classified as "extreme porn". |
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