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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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My next door neighbours have never opened the curtains in their house in the 15 years that I've lived in my street. And they're always in the garden in the middle of the night clumping around and making noise(gits!)Anyone else got neighbours like this? |
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No but there's a house a street away that's had newspaper up at the window for as long as I can remember. Sometimes has the rubbish outside on bin day and when I peeked in a gap once there was a dining room chair in the middle of the floor with an empty mug and an ashtray! |
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"Erm, maybe they are growing cannabis  no they're not doing that. That's an inside job"
They found some growing wild locally to me.
The curtains always closed though?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When you see a house in your street that has the curtains shut or newspapers piling up would you knock to see if everything is ok? "
. They're not dead or anything. I see them all the time. Usually at night though. Maybe vampires??
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"My next door neighbours have never opened the curtains in their house in the 15 years that I've lived in my street. And they're always in the garden in the middle of the night clumping around and making noise(gits!)Anyone else got neighbours like this?"
Pah they sound like mere amateurs compared to mine.....the woman regularly has screaming fits, the children regularly call her a fucking cow, then the husband comes home and all hell breaks loose.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Have no neighbours surrounded by 6 acres xxx
I wish I was !
The wildlife can be noisy at times x
Perfect for when your victims scream   "
Bugger you know me so well |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When you see a house in your street that has the curtains shut or newspapers piling up would you knock to see if everything is ok? . They're not dead or anything. I see them all the time. Usually at night though. Maybe vampires??"
Haha glad there not dead. It would explain the unopened curtains though |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"When you see a house in your street that has the curtains shut or newspapers piling up would you knock to see if everything is ok? . They're not dead or anything. I see them all the time. Usually at night though. Maybe vampires??
Haha glad there not dead. It would explain the unopened curtains though "
. Hmmm yes indeed. And I had steak for dinner tonight. Should have saved it. Just in case! |
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"Have no neighbours surrounded by 6 acres xxx
I wish I was !
The wildlife can be noisy at times x
Perfect for when your victims scream
Bugger you know me so well "
Gag them, they cant scream then ! (It works for me) |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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"When you see a house in your street that has the curtains shut or newspapers piling up would you knock to see if everything is ok? . They're not dead or anything. I see them all the time. Usually at night though. Maybe vampires??"
Do any of them look like the cast of True Blood ?   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Have no neighbours surrounded by 6 acres xxx
I wish I was !
The wildlife can be noisy at times x
Perfect for when your victims scream
Bugger you know me so well
Gag them, they cant scream then ! (It works for me)"
There's a thought ! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"When you see a house in your street that has the curtains shut or newspapers piling up would you knock to see if everything is ok? . They're not dead or anything. I see them all the time. Usually at night though. Maybe vampires??
Do any of them look like the cast of True Blood ? "
. No but the fella has a pony tail |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Have no neighbours surrounded by 6 acres xxx
I wish I was !
The wildlife can be noisy at times x
Perfect for when your victims scream
Bugger you know me so well
Gag them, they cant scream then ! (It works for me)
There's a thought ! "
Bet you do anyway |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Have no neighbours surrounded by 6 acres xxx
I wish I was !
The wildlife can be noisy at times x
Perfect for when your victims scream
Bugger you know me so well
Gag them, they cant scream then ! (It works for me)
There's a thought !
Bet you do anyway "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My blinds are mostly shut in the front cos I dont wear clothes.. I dont care who can see at back of house, I dont however clump around in the garden after dark"
. Good! We don't want more clumpers!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When you see a house in your street that has the curtains shut or newspapers piling up would you knock to see if everything is ok? . They're not dead or anything. I see them all the time. Usually at night though. Maybe vampires??
Haha glad there not dead. It would explain the unopened curtains though . Hmmm yes indeed. And I had steak for dinner tonight. Should have saved it. Just in case!"
Just get the garlic strung round your neck |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"When you see a house in your street that has the curtains shut or newspapers piling up would you knock to see if everything is ok? . They're not dead or anything. I see them all the time. Usually at night though. Maybe vampires??
Haha glad there not dead. It would explain the unopened curtains though . Hmmm yes indeed. And I had steak for dinner tonight. Should have saved it. Just in case!
Just get the garlic strung round your neck "
is this some new kink I've not heard of?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When you see a house in your street that has the curtains shut or newspapers piling up would you knock to see if everything is ok? . They're not dead or anything. I see them all the time. Usually at night though. Maybe vampires??
Haha glad there not dead. It would explain the unopened curtains though . Hmmm yes indeed. And I had steak for dinner tonight. Should have saved it. Just in case!
Just get the garlic strung round your neck is this some new kink I've not heard of? "
I can't believe your not doing it I have mine on now  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"When you see a house in your street that has the curtains shut or newspapers piling up would you knock to see if everything is ok? . They're not dead or anything. I see them all the time. Usually at night though. Maybe vampires??
Haha glad there not dead. It would explain the unopened curtains though . Hmmm yes indeed. And I had steak for dinner tonight. Should have saved it. Just in case!
Just get the garlic strung round your neck is this some new kink I've not heard of?
I can't believe your not doing it I have mine on now "
I got a tube of garlic purée in the kitchen cupboard! Will that do?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Just get the garlic strung round your neck is this some new kink I've not heard of?
I can't believe your not doing it I have mine on now
I got a tube of garlic purée in the kitchen cupboard! Will that do??"
Perfect. Make yourself a pearl necklace with it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Just get the garlic strung round your neck is this some new kink I've not heard of?
I can't believe your not doing it I have mine on now
I got a tube of garlic purée in the kitchen cupboard! Will that do??
Perfect. Make yourself a pearl necklace with it "
Hahahaha!! Yeah I think I'll give that one a miss thanks. I'll pop up tesco express and get some cloves. Oh actually I think it shuts at 10? Oh well. they won't want my blood anyway They'll be off they're tits for weeks is they do! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Have no neighbours surrounded by 6 acres xxx "
I have woods at the back of me probably about 25 acres or so, At the fromt we have thousands of acres......it's just full of houses. |
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my neighbours dog bit me, i spent two days in hospital with it. When i got out my neighbour on the other side asked how my hand was, wich resulted in neighbour with the dog coming out shouting at me that i had biten myself and was only trying to make a claim against her. |
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