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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What would it be?

For me it would be something simple and easy to unzip and zip up dresses

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By *riendly foeWoman over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

"What would it be?

For me it would be something simple and easy to unzip and zip up dresses

You mean like a dress that has no zips?

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By *empting Devil.Woman over a year ago

Sheffield

"What would it be?

For me it would be something simple and easy to unzip and zip up dresses

You mean like a dress that has no zips?

I believe you're looking for velcro

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

suntan lotion applicator for your back..

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I would invent teleportation. It would make meets so much easier to sort out. As well as other things, of course.

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"What would it be?

For me it would be something simple and easy to unzip and zip up dresses

It has already been invented: the wire coat hanger.

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

An inflatable hotel. (With wifi)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Solar panelled lampshades

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

Bum cheek spreader with pile ointment applicator attachment.

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"An inflatable hotel. (With wifi)"

Just use a bouncy castle in an open wifi hot spot.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Air guitar tuner...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What would it be?

For me it would be something simple and easy to unzip and zip up dresses

You mean like a dress that has no zips?

Ha ha yes but the one I liked the best had a zip. And I ended up sleeping in it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What would it be?

For me it would be something simple and easy to unzip and zip up dresses

It has already been invented: the wire coat hanger.

I did think of that! But knowing my luck it would have stuck

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What would it be?

For me it would be something simple and easy to unzip and zip up dresses

You mean like a dress that has no zips?

Ha ha yes but the one I liked the best had a zip. And I ended up sleeping in it

What about a dress with magnets sown into it to keep certain parts together, would that have the desired effect?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What would it be?

For me it would be something simple and easy to unzip and zip up dresses

You mean like a dress that has no zips?

I believe you're looking for velcro

Could take all the zips out and replace with velcro I suppose

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By *issHottieBottieWoman over a year ago

Kent

Some sort of laser gun that evaporates people and leaves no evidence!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

suntan lotion applicator for your back..

you only have to ask a nice man, you know

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Some sort of laser gun that evaporates people and leaves no evidence!

Dr Evil is that you?

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

McDonald's bag for life

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in training for a large cycling event so if I could invent anything right now, it'd have to be a bike seat that didnt leave my poor tushy feeling like I've been raped

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Some sort of laser gun that evaporates people and leaves no evidence!

I got a few of those left over from my evil megalomaniac corporation days. You want one? They use a lot of electricity, and one accident and you're toast, but they are convenient in Argos queues at Christmas

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"McDonald's bag for life"

What about spillages

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By *issHottieBottieWoman over a year ago

Kent

"Some sort of laser gun that evaporates people and leaves no evidence!

Wasn't Argos queues I was thinking of but yeah I'll take one!! X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Some sort of laser gun that evaporates people and leaves no evidence!

There's something you can make using a microwave. It's incredibly dangerous and leaves a body but no injuries and pretty much no evidence.

I won't, however, go into details on how to make it...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Some sort of laser gun that evaporates people and leaves no evidence!

Wasn't Argos queues I was thinking of but yeah I'll take one!! X"

Wonderful, thought I'd never get rid of them before Hans Blix found me. I'll inbox you the evil megalomaniac corporation's warehouse address. That's where I live now since Obama bombed my mum's house from space!

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"McDonald's bag for life

What about spillages

Spillages?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A central locking house.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

you can get them

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By *issHottieBottieWoman over a year ago

Kent

"A central locking house."

Ooooh that's a good one!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"McDonald's bag for life

What about spillages

Spillages? "

Yes Mayo and Ketchup of course

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"McDonald's bag for life

What about spillages

Spillages?

Yes Mayo and Ketchup of course "

Well I don't want to invent any more of those. That's just wasteful.

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"A central locking house."

Now that should've been done long ago!

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By *nnyMan over a year ago

Glasgow

"What would it be?

For me it would be something simple and easy to unzip and zip up dresses

Wetsuits has a bit of cord attached to the zip to pull up and pull down.

It should require too much imagination to adapt the idea so it fits with the style and fabric of the dress and maybe even has a jewelled or tasseled end to be worn at the front.

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