Sitophilia

By *ottyhunk OP Couple over a year ago

Leyburn

In today's daily comic (The Sun)

'Supersized Sammee Matthews gets so turned on by cakes she even scoffs doughnuts during sex.

Just looking at pastries makes the 28 stone mum go weak at the knees.

Samme, 42, said "When I walk into a bakery, the smell drives me wild and I have to call my boyfriend for sex.

It's a huge turn-on for me to be eating delicious cakes or doughnuts while making love. It gives me the most increadible orgasms"'.

I can already see Greggs marketing people planning to open swingers clubs adjacent to their stores!

And, the BBC are planning a spin-off series to The Great British Bake-Off!

By *uckoo clockCouple over a year ago

Merseyside

"In today's daily comic (The Sun)

'Supersized Sammee Matthews gets so turned on by cakes she even scoffs doughnuts during sex.

Just looking at pastries makes the 28 stone mum go weak at the knees.

Samme, 42, said "When I walk into a bakery, the smell drives me wild and I have to call my boyfriend for sex.

It's a huge turn-on for me to be eating delicious cakes or doughnuts while making love. It gives me

the most increadible orgasms"'.

I can already see Greggs marketing people planning to open swingers clubs adjacent to their stores!

And, the BBC are planning a spin-off series to The Great British Bake-Off!"

Gives added meaning to the expression 'hungry for sex' ?