Any good stories to tell ?
last night i was on top and was using the bottom ( opposite to the headboard ) to get a little more thrust .. half way through thinking i was the man ... my foot slipped through the gap and i broke my ankle ...
went from screams of please to pain very quickly !! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
 |
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
I'm really sorry but I just laughed 
Got my foot stuck between the wall and the bed last week, while sat on his face, one wrong move and it wouldn't have been pleasant  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
I just get a cramp when im going at full thrust lately lol.
I think i need to do some more stretching before some love making..how kinky am i?
..'just one moment madam, my toes need a little stretch. Be with you in a second, in the mean time just spread your legs'. 
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Also, a few years ago, I was dating a man and stayed over at his.
In the night I needed the loo so I toddled off to the loo as quietly as I could. Clearly he was concerned about me and as I got back into bed he said 'Are you ok babe?' and went to cuddle me.....but missed and smacked me in the nose |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Any good stories to tell ?
last night i was on top and was using the bottom ( opposite to the headboard ) to get a little more thrust .. half way through thinking i was the man ... my foot slipped through the gap and i broke my ankle ...
went from screams of please to pain very quickly !!"
Pmsl!! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Don't I was a bit haste one eve and ended up riping my fore skin ouch and had to try come up with an explanation .....I was only 15 lol and lesson learnt at an early age lol |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
Broken ribs...often
Latex allergy -him, and I was his first meet
Sprained wrist
Lockjaw
Lost cuff key, but hey the firemen were a bonus
Too many to mention really. I come with a health warning!! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
I worked in A & E so the burst blood vessels with guys torn frenulum ( one way to get circumcised) aerosol caps stuck up bottoms resulting in major surgery and once maggots inside a vagina |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I worked in A & E so the burst blood vessels with guys torn frenulum ( one way to get circumcised) aerosol caps stuck up bottoms resulting in major surgery and once maggots inside a vagina "
Maggots!! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
It wasnt a sexual thing , but after a swinging social in brum...
I stayed over at a mates and in the early hours i woke up thinking...i need a pee.
Its dark and and im in a strange room ...so with my eyes still closed i stood up..
Bang !!! summat hot me so hard on my forehead and i sat back down again...
My mate comes running in and starts screaming
When i try and open my eyes,i see blood everywhere, and i mean everywhere and its spurting out of my head like a left on tap.
When i come round, im in sellyoak hospital, not remembering how i got there ? let alone how i got down the stairs and got dressed.????
When standing up........i had impaled my head onto her new wardrobe handle.
left some of my scull on it too. 
I eventually got home in the evening with my head wrapped and two black eyes and a horeshoe scar i still have today .........
now thats what i call a good social  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I worked in A & E so the burst blood vessels with guys torn frenulum ( one way to get circumcised) aerosol caps stuck up bottoms resulting in major surgery and once maggots inside a vagina
Maggots!! "
Yes a homeless woman who had ulcers inside and our poor thing |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"
Maggots!!
Yes a homeless woman who had ulcers inside and our poor thing
Would think cases like that would be unheard of in modern times  "
Maggots can be used to clean wounds as they eat the rotten flesh |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"
Maggots!!
Yes a homeless woman who had ulcers inside and our poor thing
Would think cases like that would be unheard of in modern times
Maggots can be used to clean wounds as they eat the rotten flesh "
You would be suprised LD patients have a habit of putting things where the shouldn't I have known maggots in ears. Yes maggot therapy is very effective with vascular diseases as you said only eat the infected flesh speeds up healing |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
It shouldn't be funny but when a guy gets cramp in his leg during sex and goes from thrusting to rolling around crying out in pain !
But my tale will make any man's eyes water..
I met this guy once who had injured his scrotum at work a couple weeks before when he put a spanner in his pocket and somehow it found its way through a hole and stabbed him in his scrotum, resulting in stitches.
So there I was riding him with my stilletos on and went to change positions and my heel caught him in the testicles straight where the stitches had been. Needless to say that was pretty much the end of that meet... |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"
Maggots!!
Yes a homeless woman who had ulcers inside and our poor thing
Would think cases like that would be unheard of in modern times
Maggots can be used to clean wounds as they eat the rotten flesh "
I have heard of that, but must be quite rare? Don't they use leeches too? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
At a party my wife was getting a good seeing to by a guy .when another guy walked around the bed with the intention of getting a blow job from her .but the guy fucking her hit the right spot .she kicked her leg out and hit the other guy in the eye with her stiletto .luckily he wasn't blinded or hurt to bad .we just carried on and enjoyed the night |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
I may have suffered a groin strain after a rather good "don't stop" moment doing doggy when I was covered in baby oil. I couldn't open my legs very well for a while!! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Any good stories to tell ?
last night i was on top and was using the bottom ( opposite to the headboard ) to get a little more thrust .. half way through thinking i was the man ... my foot slipped through the gap and i broke my ankle ...
went from screams of please to pain very quickly !!"
So did you both finish or did you wuss out?
j/k.. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"
Maggots!!
Yes a homeless woman who had ulcers inside and our poor thing
Would think cases like that would be unheard of in modern times
Maggots can be used to clean wounds as they eat the rotten flesh
I have heard of that, but must be quite rare? Don't they use leeches too? "
Yep , something to do with helping blood flow I think. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Any good stories to tell ?
last night i was on top and was using the bottom ( opposite to the headboard ) to get a little more thrust .. half way through thinking i was the man ... my foot slipped through the gap and i broke my ankle ...
went from screams of please to pain very quickly !!
So did you both finish or did you wuss out?
j/k.."
i wussed out ... to her disgust ! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"
It wasnt a sexual thing , but after a swinging social in brum...
I stayed over at a mates and in the early hours i woke up thinking...i need a pee.
Its dark and and im in a strange room ...so with my eyes still closed i stood up..
Bang !!! summat hot me so hard on my forehead and i sat back down again...
My mate comes running in and starts screaming
When i try and open my eyes,i see blood everywhere, and i mean everywhere and its spurting out of my head like a left on tap.
When i come round, im in sellyoak hospital, not remembering how i got there ? let alone how i got down the stairs and got dressed.????
When standing up........i had impaled my head onto her new wardrobe handle.
left some of my scull on it too.
I eventually got home in the evening with my head wrapped and two black eyes and a horeshoe scar i still have today .........
now thats what i call a good social "
Sounds like a scene from casualty !!! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Broken ribs...often
Latex allergy -him, and I was his first meet
Sprained wrist
Lockjaw
Lost cuff key, but hey the firemen were a bonus
Too many to mention really. I come
with a health warning!! "
Should write a book of all your stories...lol |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *Kgirl80Woman
over a year ago
South Coast |
Got my arm caught between the bars of my rather heavy wrought iron sleigh bed and the wall. When I screamed 'no, no, no!' The ex thought I was trying to hold out on the orgasm so carried on, but harder. I cracked a bone and ended up in a cast which needed explaining to everyone! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I fell off a bench while having some early hours al fresco fun. Just a dented ego "
i can now see a mental picture of your trying to get back on the bench with your knickers around your ankles xxx ha ha  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"
Maggots!!
Yes a homeless woman who had ulcers inside and our poor thing
Would think cases like that would be unheard of in modern times
Maggots can be used to clean wounds as they eat the rotten flesh
I have heard of that, but must be quite rare? Don't they use leeches too?
Yep , something to do with helping blood flow I think. "
maggots eat the rotten infected flesh and leaches are used for drawing blodd |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
A while ago whilst having fun on our own Mrs J had such a powerful orgasm that she pulled a muscle inside somewhere.
We have a male doctor so she asked for a different doctor that she thought , for some odd reason ,was female and took me along.
The doctor was in fact very male which caused some stuttering when he asked her what her problem was so I stepped into the breach.
At work when they asked why she in pain , we work in the same office , we told them .
I got looks of respect |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I fell off a bench while having some early hours al fresco fun. Just a dented ego
i can now see a mental picture of your trying to get back on the bench with your knickers around your ankles xxx ha ha "
Yeah it wasn't my proudest moment! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Broken ribs...often
Latex allergy -him, and I was his first meet
Sprained wrist
Lockjaw
Lost cuff key, but hey the firemen were a bonus
Too many to mention really. I come with a health warning!! "
Having ready your profile and looked at your pics, I can see how you get injured. fortune favours the brave hey  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
I laughed too
I was once getting wanked off by this women and her diamond ring had slipped around her finger and touch a chunk out of my bellend , boy did that bleed |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
When I was younger I was seeing a girl who loved it rough. We were at it one time, and I had her legs on my shoulders. I went in a little too fast and tore my banjo string
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Broken ribs...often
Latex allergy -him, and I was his first meet
Sprained wrist
Lockjaw
Lost cuff key, but hey the firemen were a bonus
Too many to mention really. I come with a health warning!! "
lmao lockjaw lol |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *om8420Man
over a year ago
Sunderland |
A couple of years ago was out dogging. I was standing at the passenger door getting a bj off the fem while her hubby was kneeling on the drivers seat giving her one doggy style. His knee must have knockedthe handbrake and the car started to roll forward on the slight slope. Don't think they realised at first, but she let go of me just before the car hit a fence post after 10m rolling. I escaped injury. She had a huge bump on her head after hitting the door pillar,he split his head open on the dashboard and the gear stick broke a couple of his ribs. Car had a few hundred pounds of damage |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Broken ribs...often
Latex allergy -him, and I was his first meet
Sprained wrist
Lockjaw
Lost cuff key, but hey the firemen were a bonus
Too many to mention really. I come with a health warning!!
lmao lockjaw lol"
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"A couple of years ago was out dogging. I was standing at the passenger door getting a bj off the fem while her hubby was kneeling on the drivers seat giving her one doggy style. His knee must have knockedthe handbrake and the car started to roll forward on the slight slope. Don't think they realised at first, but she let go of me just before the car hit a fence post after 10m rolling. I escaped injury. She had a huge bump on her head after hitting the door pillar,he split his head open on the dashboard and the gear stick broke a couple of his ribs. Car had a few hundred pounds of damage"
Ive now got an image of you stood thrusting away and having to keep taking one step to the left ! .. faster and faster keeping up with the rolling car |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"A couple of years ago was out dogging. I was standing at the passenger door getting a bj off the fem while her hubby was kneeling on the drivers seat giving her one doggy style. His knee must have knockedthe handbrake and the car started to roll forward on the slight slope. Don't think they realised at first, but she let go of me just before the car hit a fence post after 10m rolling. I escaped injury. She had a huge bump on her head after hitting the door pillar,he split his head open on the dashboard and the gear stick broke a couple of his ribs. Car had a few hundred pounds of damage
Ive now got an image of you stood thrusting away and having to keep taking one step to the left ! .. faster and faster keeping up with the rolling car"
Just about right. I was trying to stay where i was but she wasn't letting go with her mouth |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"A couple of years ago was out dogging. I was standing at the passenger door getting a bj off the fem while her hubby was kneeling on the drivers seat giving her one doggy style. His knee must have knockedthe handbrake and the car started to roll forward on the slight slope. Don't think they realised at first, but she let go of me just before the car hit a fence post after 10m rolling. I escaped injury. She had a huge bump on her head after hitting the door pillar,he split his head open on the dashboard and the gear stick broke a couple of his ribs. Car had a few hundred pounds of damage
Ive now got an image of you stood thrusting away and having to keep taking one step to the left ! .. faster and faster keeping up with the rolling car
Just about right. I was trying to stay where i was but she wasn't letting go with her mouth"
so, hang on....you noticed the car moving, and didnt say anything until your blow job was finished, or at least the occupants had got injured and the car damaged?
jesus. glad we dont go dogging often lol.
would have been easier to stop and pull the handbrake on than to try and keep up with the car lol.
who knows, you may have gotten rewarded with a shag lol |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
» Add a new message to this topic
