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over a year ago
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"Jessica fletcher is  "
Don't you just hate interfering busy bodies 
Same with meddling kids 
No one can get away with a decent crime with people like that around |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I occasionally ask at hotel receptions if there is anyone by the names of 'Hercule Poirot, Jane Marple or Jessica Fletcher' in the hotel as I would like a good nights sleep and don't want to end up as a chalk outline. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I occasionally ask at hotel receptions if there is anyone by the names of 'Hercule Poirot, Jane Marple or Jessica Fletcher' in the hotel as I would like a good nights sleep and don't want to end up as a chalk outline. "
Never, ever go to Midsomer  |
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"I occasionally ask at hotel receptions if there is anyone by the names of 'Hercule Poirot, Jane Marple or Jessica Fletcher' in the hotel as I would like a good nights sleep and don't want to end up as a chalk outline.
Never, ever go to Midsomer "
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By *andWCouple
over a year ago
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If I was Jessica I would seriously start to think I'm cursed as where ever she goes murder occurs!
Also Midsummer needs a much bigger police force, the amount of crime in that tiny town is shocking! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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(One for our older readers)
Never invite the Harts to your party either, a pound to a pinch of shit someone will get murdered!
Always stay away from "a man walking his dog" too, chances are he's just found a body and you'll be implicated!  
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