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"Ment to be a seingers site if u want to talk about tv sunday roast an other non swingers related things try fb or other chat sites " eh? Hasn't the weather been lovely today? | |||
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"Ment to be a seingers site if u want to talk about tv sunday roast an other non swingers related things try fb or other chat sites " The Lounge is an open forum 
We can post what we like 
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"! Not sure who died and left you in charge "I've not heard anyone say that for years lol | |||
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"And the most pointless thread of the day goes tooooooooooo....... "I know. His dig on the 'what's for dinner' thread obviously didn't get enough attention so he must of decided to have another go!!
Oh sorry., that wasn't sex related.., Erm.,, anyone fancy a BJ? | |||
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"And the most pointless thread of the day goes tooooooooooo....... "How was your last say in work. Now time to put your feet up xx | |||
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"! Not sure who died and left you in charge
I've not heard anyone say that for years lol "Me either! It just popped in my head and seemed relevant!! | |||
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"And the most pointless thread of the day goes tooooooooooo.......
I know. His dig on the 'what's for dinner' thread obviously didn't get enough attention so he must of decided to have another go!!
Oh sorry., that wasn't sex related.., Erm.,, anyone fancy a BJ? "Me please  | |||
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"And the most pointless thread of the day goes tooooooooooo.......
I know. His dig on the 'what's for dinner' thread obviously didn't get enough attention so he must of decided to have another go!!
Oh sorry., that wasn't sex related.., Erm.,, anyone fancy a BJ? "Hell yes | |||
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"I'm off to the shop. Anyone want anything?" Only if it's sex related. I'll have a skin mag, a cucumber and some Vaseline please!! x | |||
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"! Not sure who died and left you in charge
I've not heard anyone say that for years lol "Ditto!! What's a seinger anyway? I thought it was a beer?? | |||
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"And the most pointless thread of the day goes tooooooooooo.......
I know. His dig on the 'what's for dinner' thread obviously didn't get enough attention so he must of decided to have another go!!
Oh sorry., that wasn't sex related.., Erm.,, anyone fancy a BJ?
Hell yes "Ooooohh... Seeing as it's you | |||
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"I'm off to the shop. Anyone want anything?" A nice piece of rump please | |||
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"And the most pointless thread of the day goes tooooooooooo.......
I know. His dig on the 'what's for dinner' thread obviously didn't get enough attention so he must of decided to have another go!!
Oh sorry., that wasn't sex related.., Erm.,, anyone fancy a BJ? "Sorry love but I have a headache.  | |||
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"Ment to be a seingers site if u want to talk about tv sunday roast an other non swingers related things try fb or other chat sites " Ok mate, get your sky remote and show us ya cock! lol  | |||
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"Ment to be a seingers site if u want to talk about tv sunday roast an other non swingers related things try fb or other chat sites eh? Hasn't the weather been lovely today?"
Hasn't it just....Managed to get 2 lines of washing dry and cut the grass.
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"And the most pointless thread of the day goes tooooooooooo.......
I know. His dig on the 'what's for dinner' thread obviously didn't get enough attention so he must of decided to have another go!!
Oh sorry., that wasn't sex related.., Erm.,, anyone fancy a BJ?
Me please "You too?? I'm gonna get lockjaw... Form an orderly queue | |||
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"And the most pointless thread of the day goes tooooooooooo.......
I know. His dig on the 'what's for dinner' thread obviously didn't get enough attention so he must of decided to have another go!!
Oh sorry., that wasn't sex related.., Erm.,, anyone fancy a BJ?
Sorry love but I have a headache. "Best get some paracetamol while your at the shop then  | |||
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"Ment to be a seingers site if u want to talk about tv sunday roast an other non swingers related things try fb or other chat sites " Because all swingers can talk about is sex!!! Nothing else, just sex!!! Got it guy's!!! Tell us about ya cocks and fannies this instant!!! | |||
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"I'm off to the shop. Anyone want anything? Only if it's sex related. I'll have a skin mag, a cucumber and some Vaseline please!! x"Vaseline??? 
Do they not sell KY in Kent?
Oh - and if that BJ's still on offer... | |||
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"Ment to be a seingers site if u want to talk about tv sunday roast an other non swingers related things try fb or other chat sites Because all swingers can talk about is sex!!! Nothing else, just sex!!! Got it guy's!!! Tell us about ya cocks and fannies this instant!!!" My cock's in the backyard pecking at some corn | |||
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"I'm off to the shop. Anyone want anything? Only if it's sex related. I'll have a skin mag, a cucumber and some Vaseline please!! x
Vaseline???
Do they not sell KY in Kent?
Oh - and if that BJ's still on offer..."You can have yours in exchange for some photos... Best get planning that visit!! | |||
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"I'm off to the shop. Anyone want anything? Only if it's sex related. I'll have a skin mag, a cucumber and some Vaseline please!! x
Vaseline???
Do they not sell KY in Kent?
Oh - and if that BJ's still on offer...
You can have yours in exchange for some photos... Best get planning that visit!! "Jeez - it's all want, want, want with you isn't it! 
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"! Not sure who died and left you in charge
I've not heard anyone say that for years lol
Me either! It just popped in my head and seemed relevant!! "The old ones are the best | |||
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"I'm off to the shop. Anyone want anything? Only if it's sex related. I'll have a skin mag, a cucumber and some Vaseline please!! x
Vaseline???
Do they not sell KY in Kent?
Oh - and if that BJ's still on offer...
You can have yours in exchange for some photos... Best get planning that visit!!
Jeez - it's all want, want, want with you isn't it!
"No... Ill do my bit!! | |||
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"Ment to be a seingers site if u want to talk about tv sunday roast an other non swingers related things try fb or other chat sites " No..... I will continue as I am....Thanx  | |||
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"I was banging this nice lady over her kitchen table when we heard the front door open.. "Its my husband! Quick try the back door!".. Thinking back, I really should have run- but you dont get offers like that every day.." Sigh | |||
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"And the most pointless thread of the day goes tooooooooooo.......
How was your last say in work. Now time to put your feet up xx"Ok thanks.... And I shall be putting them up xx
Oh er sorry, I mean opening my legs!!! | |||
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"Errrr no! It's the lounge. A place to discuss whatever the hell we like as long as it's within forum rules! Not sure who died and left you in charge " | |||
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"I'm off to the shop. Anyone want anything? Only if it's sex related. I'll have a skin mag, a cucumber and some Vaseline please!! x
Vaseline???
Do they not sell KY in Kent?
"No, Its like asking for gravy on your chips in Devon. They look at you funny and give you Bisto. | |||
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"And the most pointless thread of the day goes tooooooooooo.......
I know. His dig on the 'what's for dinner' thread obviously didn't get enough attention so he must of decided to have another go!!
Oh sorry., that wasn't sex related.., Erm.,, anyone fancy a BJ?
Hell yes
Ooooohh... Seeing as it's you "Sorry... forgot to sign off... crystal | |||
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"And the most pointless thread of the day goes tooooooooooo.......
I know. His dig on the 'what's for dinner' thread obviously didn't get enough attention so he must of decided to have another go!!
Oh sorry., that wasn't sex related.., Erm.,, anyone fancy a BJ?
Hell yes
Ooooohh... Seeing as it's you
Sorry... forgot to sign off...
crystal "Hehe... I'm sure I could keep occupied with you too | |||
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"Sex, sex, sex, shaggy, shaggy, fuck, fuck and ohh I picked up more Christmas presents today I feel I'm getting organised Yey! "You said the 'C' word!!!!
Quick - spank her thoroughly!!!!
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"Sex, sex, sex, shaggy, shaggy, fuck, fuck and ohh I picked up more Christmas presents today I feel I'm getting organised Yey!
You said the 'C' word!!!!
Quick - spank her thoroughly!!!!
*OP - is that sexual enough? It's been a long day! "If its not sexual enough, I'll take over the spanking
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"Ment to be a seingers site if u want to talk about tv sunday roast an other non swingers related things try fb or other chat sites " Ah isn't there enough sexual dirty chat for you on here? So what did you have for your dinner? | |||
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"Ment to be a seingers site if u want to talk about tv sunday roast an other non swingers related things try fb or other chat sites " As others have said the Lounge is an open forum..... ps. would rather talk about food than sploshing. | |||
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"Ment to be a seingers site if u want to talk about tv sunday roast an other non swingers related things try fb or other chat sites As others have said the Lounge is an open forum..... ps. would rather talk about food than sploshing. "Whats sploshing? Or is that a daft question? | |||
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"Ment to be a seingers site if u want to talk about tv sunday roast an other non swingers related things try fb or other chat sites As others have said the Lounge is an open forum..... ps. would rather talk about food than sploshing.
Whats sploshing? Or is that a daft question?"wet food play .. | |||
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"I love the mix here its just right ..." No there too many political posts here!...and too many whinge bag ones too! ...like this one! | |||
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"Sex, sex, sex, shaggy, shaggy, fuck, fuck and ohh I picked up more Christmas presents today I feel I'm getting organised Yey!
You said the 'C' word!!!!
Quick - spank her thoroughly!!!!
*OP - is that sexual enough? It's been a long day! "Ohh dear I didn't realise it was a banned word, I best bend over! I'm not one to run away from my punishments
And see we can mix sex talk with anything! | |||
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"I love the mix here its just right ... No there too many political posts here!...and too many whinge bag ones too! ...like this one! "well I like the mix if I don't like a post I don't look . Easy , so don't get to me at all . | |||
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"well op if you started a post should you not at least reply back " Probably hiding behind the sofa.... | |||
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"Ment to be a seingers site if u want to talk about tv sunday roast an other non swingers related things try fb or other chat sites As others have said the Lounge is an open forum..... ps. would rather talk about food than sploshing.
Whats sploshing? Or is that a daft question?wet food play .. "Oh right! So why the feck is the op complaining about dinner talk then? Shouldn't he be chokin the chicken at all this dirty chat? | |||
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"well op if you started a post should you not at least reply back " No..we like to talk obvious shit with each other! It's great. The OP may possibly be masturbating. He will be back soon! | |||
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"Sex, sex, sex, shaggy, shaggy, fuck, fuck and ohh I picked up more Christmas presents today I feel I'm getting organised Yey!
You said the 'C' word!!!!
Quick - spank her thoroughly!!!!
*OP - is that sexual enough? It's been a long day!
Ohh dear I didn't realise it was a banned word, I best bend over! I'm not one to run away from my punishments
And see we can mix sex talk with anything! "It's banned til at least December! And unless you're going to hold that pose til next Feb - i'll postpone the punishment! Oh - hang on - sex talk! Fancy a shag? | |||
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"All this thread has done for me is make me feel like a Sunday roast! But I do not have the supplies and plus it's far too late anyway..." You mean to say, there aren't two guys in london that would help you out? Oh, wait, its a dinner thread innit! | |||
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"well op if you started a post should you not at least reply back No..we like to talk obvious shit with each other! It's great. The OP may possibly be masturbating. He will be back soon! "or rolling around in a paddling pool nude full of custard and jelly . | |||
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"Sex, sex, sex, shaggy, shaggy, fuck, fuck and ohh I picked up more Christmas presents today I feel I'm getting organised Yey!
You said the 'C' word!!!!
Quick - spank her thoroughly!!!!
*OP - is that sexual enough? It's been a long day!
Ohh dear I didn't realise it was a banned word, I best bend over! I'm not one to run away from my punishments
And see we can mix sex talk with anything!
It's banned til at least December! And unless you're going to hold that pose til next Feb - i'll postpone the punishment!
Oh - hang on - sex talk!
Fancy a shag? "Ok got it, can say it in December, bend over in Feb, and yep I've got a new strap-on to try out Obi | |||
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"Ment to be a seingers site if u want to talk about tv sunday roast an other non swingers related things try fb or other chat sites The Lounge is an open forum
We can post what we like
There's the Swingers Chat forum for more sexual talk etc. "We could even talk about "seingers" | |||
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"well op if you started a post should you not at least reply back No..we like to talk obvious shit with each other! It's great. The OP may possibly be masturbating. He will be back soon! or rolling around in a paddling pool nude full of custard and jelly . "You've just put me right off my angel delight now!  | |||
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"Ment to be a seingers site if u want to talk about tv sunday roast an other non swingers related things try fb or other chat sites " Bugger we thought this was a swingers site, now we find out its a SEINGERS site, no wonder we cant get shagged every night. | |||
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"Sex, sex, sex, shaggy, shaggy, fuck, fuck and ohh I picked up more Christmas presents today I feel I'm getting organised Yey!
You said the 'C' word!!!!
Quick - spank her thoroughly!!!!
*OP - is that sexual enough? It's been a long day!
Ohh dear I didn't realise it was a banned word, I best bend over! I'm not one to run away from my punishments
And see we can mix sex talk with anything!
It's banned til at least December! And unless you're going to hold that pose til next Feb - i'll postpone the punishment!
Oh - hang on - sex talk!
Fancy a shag?
Ok got it, can say it in December, bend over in Feb, and yep I've got a new strap-on to try out Obi "
I'm soooooooo not telling you our hotel room number this time! | |||
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"God there is always one. We had a similar discussion in Scotland Forum. It is a swingers' site and it is for us all to use as we want, when we want and how we want. Socialising is as important as fucking so what's the problem?" | |||
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"Sex, sex, sex, shaggy, shaggy, fuck, fuck and ohh I picked up more Christmas presents today I feel I'm getting organised Yey!
You said the 'C' word!!!!
Quick - spank her thoroughly!!!!
*OP - is that sexual enough? It's been a long day!
If its not sexual enough, I'll take over the spanking
crystal"Gets in line! | |||
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"Sex, sex, sex, shaggy, shaggy, fuck, fuck and ohh I picked up more Christmas presents today I feel I'm getting organised Yey!
You said the 'C' word!!!!
Quick - spank her thoroughly!!!!
*OP - is that sexual enough? It's been a long day!
If its not sexual enough, I'll take over the spanking
crystal
Gets in line! "Ohh this is exciting, I must talk about Christmas all year round! | |||
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"Sex, sex, sex, shaggy, shaggy, fuck, fuck and ohh I picked up more Christmas presents today I feel I'm getting organised Yey!
You said the 'C' word!!!!
Quick - spank her thoroughly!!!!
*OP - is that sexual enough? It's been a long day!
Ohh dear I didn't realise it was a banned word, I best bend over! I'm not one to run away from my punishments
And see we can mix sex talk with anything!
It's banned til at least December! And unless you're going to hold that pose til next Feb - i'll postpone the punishment!
Oh - hang on - sex talk!
Fancy a shag?
Ok got it, can say it in December, bend over in Feb, and yep I've got a new strap-on to try out Obi
I'm soooooooo not telling you our hotel room number this time! "I've already phoned ahead to make sure we are next door to each other! None of this 2 doors down business haha | |||
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"Am I in trouble? just started a movie related thread. Take me away and lock me up. "If it is about porn films, you will be ok. If not, shame on you! | |||
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"Errrr no! It's the lounge. A place to discuss whatever the hell we like as long as it's within forum rules! Not sure who died and left you in charge " | |||
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"Sex, sex, sex, shaggy, shaggy, fuck, fuck and ohh I picked up more Christmas presents today I feel I'm getting organised Yey!
You said the 'C' word!!!!
Quick - spank her thoroughly!!!!
*OP - is that sexual enough? It's been a long day!
If its not sexual enough, I'll take over the spanking
crystal
Gets in line! "But my hand will be tired if I have to spank two ladies!!! Would you mind if I used a tool to help give my poor hand some relief?!
crystal | |||
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"Sex, sex, sex, shaggy, shaggy, fuck, fuck and ohh I picked up more Christmas presents today I feel I'm getting organised Yey!
You said the 'C' word!!!!
Quick - spank her thoroughly!!!!
*OP - is that sexual enough? It's been a long day!
If its not sexual enough, I'll take over the spanking
crystal
Gets in line!
Ohh this is exciting, I must talk about Christmas all year round! "You used the C word... again?!!! Well if you didn't learn your lesson the first time round...
My hands are going to get really tired!
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"Sex, sex, sex, shaggy, shaggy, fuck, fuck and ohh I picked up more Christmas presents today I feel I'm getting organised Yey!
You said the 'C' word!!!!
Quick - spank her thoroughly!!!!
*OP - is that sexual enough? It's been a long day!
If its not sexual enough, I'll take over the spanking
crystal
Gets in line!
But my hand will be tired if I have to spank two ladies!!! Would you mind if I used a tool to help give my poor hand some relief?!
crystal"Tool?? | |||
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"Ment to be a seingers site if u want to talk about tv sunday roast an other non swingers related things try fb or other chat sites " get of the forums and get meeting then | |||
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"Sex, sex, sex, shaggy, shaggy, fuck, fuck and ohh I picked up more Christmas presents today I feel I'm getting organised Yey!
You said the 'C' word!!!!
Quick - spank her thoroughly!!!!
*OP - is that sexual enough? It's been a long day!
If its not sexual enough, I'll take over the spanking
crystal
Gets in line!
But my hand will be tired if I have to spank two ladies!!! Would you mind if I used a tool to help give my poor hand some relief?!
crystal
Tool?? "Sorry I mean of the fun variety-not a spanner!
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"Sex, sex, sex, shaggy, shaggy, fuck, fuck and ohh I picked up more Christmas presents today I feel I'm getting organised Yey!
You said the 'C' word!!!!
Quick - spank her thoroughly!!!!
*OP - is that sexual enough? It's been a long day!
If its not sexual enough, I'll take over the spanking
crystal
Gets in line!
But my hand will be tired if I have to spank two ladies!!! Would you mind if I used a tool to help give my poor hand some relief?!
crystal
Tool??
Sorry I mean of the fun variety-not a spanner!
crystal" @ spanner
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"Sex, sex, sex, shaggy, shaggy, fuck, fuck and ohh I picked up more Christmas presents today I feel I'm getting organised Yey!
You said the 'C' word!!!!
Quick - spank her thoroughly!!!!
*OP - is that sexual enough? It's been a long day!
If its not sexual enough, I'll take over the spanking
crystal
Gets in line!
But my hand will be tired if I have to spank two ladies!!! Would you mind if I used a tool to help give my poor hand some relief?!
crystal
Tool??
Sorry I mean of the fun variety-not a spanner!
crystal
@ spanner
Mr B has a huge selection if that's your thing. "I'm too innocent for such things ;-)
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"Sex, sex, sex, shaggy, shaggy, fuck, fuck and ohh I picked up more Christmas presents today I feel I'm getting organised Yey!
You said the 'C' word!!!!
Quick - spank her thoroughly!!!!
*OP - is that sexual enough? It's been a long day!
If its not sexual enough, I'll take over the spanking
crystal
Gets in line!
But my hand will be tired if I have to spank two ladies!!! Would you mind if I used a tool to help give my poor hand some relief?!
crystal
Tool??
Sorry I mean of the fun variety-not a spanner!
crystal"Is it the wrong time to do the "ooh - just felt my nuts tighten" gag? | |||
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"I'm off to the shop. Anyone want anything? Only if it's sex related. I'll have a skin mag, a cucumber and some Vaseline please!! x
Vaseline???
Do they not sell KY in Kent?
No, Its like asking for gravy on your chips in Devon.
They look at you funny and give you Bisto. "Dirty talk | |||
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"Ment to be a seingers site if u want to talk about tv sunday roast an other non swingers related things try fb or other chat sites " is a seinger a sewing machine..? if so you need to ask the mods to set up a home economics or soft furnishings forum maybe..? | |||
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