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Anyone been to a wedding where the bride or groom was jilted at the altar
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I'd pay for tickets to be at one of those. 
Every wedding I've been to has been 100% normal. | |||
Meh - and they called themselves friends!  | |||
but I would feel bad for them | |||
"Wish someone had objected at mine!
Meh - and they called themselves friends! " | |||
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"Wish someone had objected at mine!
Meh - and they called themselves friends! " same here | |||
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"Had the vicar stop half way through vows at my first wedding and ask if I really wanted to do it !!! D x" Why? | |||
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"When the priest/vicar does the legal bit at the beginning asking "should anyone know of any legal reason why these two shouldn't get married". Would love it if someone shouted out a funny answer, lol " | |||
"When the priest/vicar does the legal bit at the beginning asking "should anyone know of any legal reason why these two shouldn't get married". Would love it if someone shouted out a funny answer, lol "She's a man is a good one I find | |||
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"When the priest/vicar does the legal bit at the beginning asking "should anyone know of any legal reason why these two shouldn't get married". Would love it if someone shouted out a funny answer, lol
She's a man is a good one I find "Not a reason not to get married nowadays though, is it? | |||
"When the priest/vicar does the legal bit at the beginning asking "should anyone know of any legal reason why these two shouldn't get married". Would love it if someone shouted out a funny answer, lol
She's a man is a good one I find
Not a reason not to get married nowadays though, is it?"You are standing by the alter waiting for the bride. She walks down the aisle. Just as things are about to start. You find out for the first time that moment she used to be a man. You saying that wouldn't make you think for a second whether you want to go through with it? Even if you are ok with the idea. That person has still lied to you since you met. | |||
"When the priest/vicar does the legal bit at the beginning asking "should anyone know of any legal reason why these two shouldn't get married". Would love it if someone shouted out a funny answer, lol
She's a man is a good one I find
Not a reason not to get married nowadays though, is it?
You are standing by the alter waiting for the bride. She walks down the aisle. Just as things are about to start. You find out for the first time that moment she used to be a man. You saying that wouldn't make you think for a second whether you want to go through with it? Even if you are ok with the idea. That person has still lied to you since you met. "If the first time you discover your 'bride' is a man is at the altar, I suggest that's the least of your problems. | |||
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"When the priest/vicar does the legal bit at the beginning asking "should anyone know of any legal reason why these two shouldn't get married". Would love it if someone shouted out a funny answer, lol
She's a man is a good one I find
Not a reason not to get married nowadays though, is it?
You are standing by the alter waiting for the bride. She walks down the aisle. Just as things are about to start. You find out for the first time that moment she used to be a man. You saying that wouldn't make you think for a second whether you want to go through with it? Even if you are ok with the idea. That person has still lied to you since you met. "No they had not lied, a woman is a woman, transgender or otherwise. Here is yet another well presented argument for the need to separate TS and TV on this site. Wrong thread, I know... | |||
"Yep. It made the front page of a well known Sunday paper " I am so itching to hear more! | |||
"Or where someone stood up and objected to the marriage.
I'd pay for tickets to be at one of those.
Every wedding I've been to has been 100% normal."Yes.. wasn't very fun.. it was my own wedding.. he didn't have the guts to tell me he had someone else. | |||
"Yep. It made the front page of a well known Sunday paper I am so itching to hear more! " It was family | |||
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"When the priest/vicar does the legal bit at the beginning asking "should anyone know of any legal reason why these two shouldn't get married". Would love it if someone shouted out a funny answer, lol " This happens at a family wedding many years ago, and when the vicar asked if any one no of any legal reason his brother in law shouted HARROLD in the voice from steptoe and son, and had the place in uproar | |||
"on some comedy show some years ago ... someone ran into the church at the point where the vicar was saying "any lawful impediment" etc and shouted "yes, shes still married to me.... ooops, wrong church" then ran out the door ..... arranged for a friend to do this at our wedding... it was bloody hilairious " Were you both in on it or just one of you | |||
"on some comedy show some years ago ... someone ran into the church at the point where the vicar was saying "any lawful impediment" etc and shouted "yes, shes still married to me.... ooops, wrong church" then ran out the door ..... arranged for a friend to do this at our wedding... it was bloody hilairious "Vicar of dibley by any chance? | |||
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"so would I
but I would feel bad for them "I'm sure you would! | |||
"I love weddings .. everyone is happy and id be horrified if it didn't go ahead" I love weddings too.  | |||
"Was at a wedding a few years ago & 2 weeks after it all the guy said he had made a mistake & should never have got married. Poor girl was heart broken. I mean to say imagine coming home from ur honeymoon & moving back in with ur parents instead of ur new husband" Am I a bad person for finding that funny?!!  | |||
"When the priest/vicar does the legal bit at the beginning asking "should anyone know of any legal reason why these two shouldn't get married". Would love it if someone shouted out a funny answer, lol
She's a man is a good one I find "That's what a friend said he'd say at ours! | |||
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"was at a very large wedding once - went ahead as planned, until the speeches. the groom walked round and placed an a4 envelope on each table and then started to tell people to open the envelopes - inside were pictures of the bride and best man in various "more than friends" poses. Bride ran out of the room, best man got a punch in the gob, and groom invited everyone to stay and help drown his sorrows. Have to say, it was actually a great night and the groom said one of the best of his life. (Oh and her parents had paid for most of it - wealthy family... her dad stayed but her mum went off in floods of tears)" | |||
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"was at a very large wedding once - went ahead as planned, until the speeches. the groom walked round and placed an a4 envelope on each table and then started to tell people to open the envelopes - inside were pictures of the bride and best man in various "more than friends" poses. Bride ran out of the room, best man got a punch in the gob, and groom invited everyone to stay and help drown his sorrows. Have to say, it was actually a great night and the groom said one of the best of his life. (Oh and her parents had paid for most of it - wealthy family... her dad stayed but her mum went off in floods of tears)" Sounds like a MasterCard advert. | |||
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"so would I
but I would feel bad for them
I'm sure you would! "I would I is sensitive | |||
"I wished I had listened to my dad who told me not to get married...as usual he was right... " Me too. Older but wiser... Rod. | |||
"I wished I had listened to my dad who told me not to get married...as usual he was right... Me too. Older but wiser... Rod. " We live and learn what gripes me more is i can't find the fucker to finalise the divorce ...so Its going to cost me thousands.... | |||
"on some comedy show some years ago ... someone ran into the church at the point where the vicar was saying "any lawful impediment" etc and shouted "yes, shes still married to me.... ooops, wrong church" then ran out the door ..... arranged for a friend to do this at our wedding... it was bloody hilairious Were you both in on it or just one of you "the wife knew nothing about it lol | |||
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"on some comedy show some years ago ... someone ran into the church at the point where the vicar was saying "any lawful impediment" etc and shouted "yes, shes still married to me.... ooops, wrong church" then ran out the door ..... arranged for a friend to do this at our wedding... it was bloody hilairious Were you both in on it or just one of you
the wife knew nothing about it lol" | |||
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"I wanted to go to one wedding and say it. I resisted the urge. They divorced three years later. My cousin tried to jilt his wife to be almost at the alter. He was really late as he didn't want to marry her and had been going through with it because everyone else was keen on the wedding. Our aunt persuaded him to go through with it. He then spent the first four years having affairs. They're still together over 20 years later. I don't know if he stopped having affairs but I suspect that is the case as he doesn't travel as much anymore. A cousin on the other side of the family had a very expensive wedding. Her dress was £10k on it's own (and bloody awful). The man she was marrying was the d*unk with the lads every night type. The wedding went well however at the reception he picked a fight with my uncle and there were fisticuffs before the cake was cut. The marriage last about 9 months and ended when their honeymoon baby arrived. " | |||
