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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Love one liners what's your favourite
Here's a couple to start things off
Age is mind over matter, if you don't mind it don't matter.
War is gods way of teaching Americans geography.
If I agreed with you we would both be wrong.
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.
I don’t trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn’t die.
They call it “pms” because “mad cow disease” was already taken.
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
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