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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So, we all know some people have to prove the size of their Johnson by using inane objects as a scale. My question is, whats the best (worst) ruler you have seen? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oddly enough it was actually a ruler!
In one shot it was blatantly 4ft below his cock, thus making it look much bigger.
In another he must have impaled himself on it as you could clearly see the number 4 at the base - which greatly helped him achieve the number 10 by the tip of his knob!  |
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"Oddly enough it was actually a ruler!
In one shot it was blatantly 4ft below his cock, thus making it look much bigger.
In another he must have impaled himself on it as you could clearly see the number 4 at the base - which greatly helped him achieve the number 10 by the tip of his knob! "
Nearly choked on my sandwich then lol
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Loving the lynx can! Not !!!! Other body sprays/deodorants are available. Lol "
Hmmmmm, maybe I could use the travel size one! only £1 in asda, cheaper than surgery, and smell fresh. Win, win. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Loving the lynx can! Not !!!! Other body sprays/deodorants are available. Lol "
I used one of those miniature lynx bullets once. Had to take the pic off due to gals saying my knob would be too big for them! Haha. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just find someone with very very small hands, it will look passable in the pic then"
Jeremy Beadle had a tiny willy, but on the other hand it looked bigger!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Guys use all sorts to measure the size of the manhood. What can women use to measure the size of there breasts ?? Do I hold a grapefruit or water melon up against them lol
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Guys use all sorts to measure the size of the manhood. What can women use to measure the size of there breasts ?? Do I hold a grapefruit or water melon up against them lol
Xxx "
Balls, footballs, they come in sizes one to five, a good barometer which any bloke worth his salt will understand! Either that, or the old fashioned way to measure a horse, but just put the word 's full after it.
E.g; My breasts are two hand's full! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Guys use all sorts to measure the size of the manhood. What can women use to measure the size of there breasts ?? Do I hold a grapefruit or water melon up against them lol
Xxx "
How about a guys hands?
Of course in the interests of consistency all women on site would need to use the same set of hands - else this would be a pointless exercise!
Yes - it's a dirty job and could cause repetitive strain injury in the poor guys digits. But purely in the interests of science I guess I could manage! |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"Guys use all sorts to measure the size of the manhood. What can women use to measure the size of there breasts ?? Do I hold a grapefruit or water melon up against them lol
Xxx "
Hands. Men seem to like those pics.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Guys use all sorts to measure the size of the manhood. What can women use to measure the size of there breasts ?? Do I hold a grapefruit or water melon up against them lol
Xxx "
pumpkin...its october |
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By *smCouple
over a year ago
Liskeard |
"Guys use all sorts to measure the size of the manhood. What can women use to measure the size of there breasts ?? Do I hold a grapefruit or water melon up against them lol
Xxx "
I've got action man between mine.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just find someone with very very small hands, it will look passable in the pic then"
I never put my hands near my will for pics as I have huge hands and im not that well built to start with |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just find someone with very very small hands, it will look passable in the pic then
I never put my hands near my will for pics as I have huge hands and im not that well built to start with"
typo my willy soz before I got jumped on |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just find someone with very very small hands, it will look passable in the pic then
Jeremy Beadle had a tiny willy, but on the other hand it looked bigger! "
Ooosh! Old but allways makes me giggle |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just find someone with very very small hands, it will look passable in the pic then
Jeremy Beadle had a tiny willy, but on the other hand it looked bigger!
Ooosh! Old but allways makes me giggle"
Jeremy Beadle stripped naked on stage in my local for the 'save the children fund' - so don't knock him!!!
.......but 'errrrrrrrrm'
He was a top guy!! ..........but not in the fabulous sense, of |
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