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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You sound like you're having the kind of day I've been having for a while now.
Im thinking of starting a support group. Or building a hugging machine. "
sign me up.... and I'll help with the hugging machine, not sure how, though  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
If we all spoon we can hug and be hugged. It will need to form a circle or the ends will miss out. Or, if they are willing to risk it the ends could remain open so that others can join when they see what's happening. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If we all spoon we can hug and be hugged. It will need to form a circle or the ends will miss out. Or, if they are willing to risk it the ends could remain open so that others can join when they see what's happening."
am I spooning you lickety or are you spooning me? xx |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"If we all spoon we can hug and be hugged. It will need to form a circle or the ends will miss out. Or, if they are willing to risk it the ends could remain open so that others can join when they see what's happening.
am I spooning you lickety or are you spooning me? xx"
I'll go on the inside I think. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have two cuddling devices. They both have fur and purr. Unfortunately cuddles are dispensed on their terms rather than mine.
Will they cuddle at the same time?"
I have one of those cuddling me now!
I think he's just a bit sad and confused seeing as he lost his nuts yesterday!  |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"I have two cuddling devices. They both have fur and purr. Unfortunately cuddles are dispensed on their terms rather than mine.
Will they cuddle at the same time?"
Sometimes though not often. They are quite big though so one is usually enough.
They sleep on the bed with me at night and it's common to have one pressed up against me on one side and the other pressed up on the other side. I'm wedged in the middle and it makes turning over virtually impossible. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I have two cuddling devices. They both have fur and purr. Unfortunately cuddles are dispensed on their terms rather than mine.
Will they cuddle at the same time?
I have one of those cuddling me now!
I think he's just a bit sad and confused seeing as he lost his nuts yesterday! "
He's seeking sympathy and solace from you? I hope yours are tucked away and you're not goading him with your gonads. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have two cuddling devices. They both have fur and purr. Unfortunately cuddles are dispensed on their terms rather than mine.
Will they cuddle at the same time?
I have one of those cuddling me now!
I think he's just a bit sad and confused seeing as he lost his nuts yesterday! "
Aw poor thing i feel so sorry for him.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Oh ffs who turned my thread into a pussy cuddling thread come on own up ? All I wanted to do was have a dam good moan and you lot go talking about pussy cuddling. It's not on I tell ya !!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh ffs who turned my thread into a pussy cuddling thread come on own up ? All I wanted to do was have a dam good moan and you lot go talking about pussy cuddling. It's not on I tell ya !!! "
Haha Moo. Well it wasnt me.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh ffs who turned my thread into a pussy cuddling thread come on own up ? All I wanted to do was have a dam good moan and you lot go talking about pussy cuddling. It's not on I tell ya !!! "
How's the eye? |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"Oh ffs who turned my thread into a pussy cuddling thread come on own up ? All I wanted to do was have a dam good moan and you lot go talking about pussy cuddling. It's not on I tell ya !!! "
That would be me. It was a suggestion in place of a cuddle machine. Sowwy |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Oh ffs who turned my thread into a pussy cuddling thread come on own up ? All I wanted to do was have a dam good moan and you lot go talking about pussy cuddling. It's not on I tell ya !!!
How's the eye? "
Look I won't pop it again , will save it just for you on the 26th ok |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh ffs who turned my thread into a pussy cuddling thread come on own up ? All I wanted to do was have a dam good moan and you lot go talking about pussy cuddling. It's not on I tell ya !!!
How's the eye?
Look I won't pop it again , will save it just for you on the 26th ok "
Nooooo!
It'll be that big by then you'll look like you have a second head! |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Oh ffs who turned my thread into a pussy cuddling thread come on own up ? All I wanted to do was have a dam good moan and you lot go talking about pussy cuddling. It's not on I tell ya !!!
That would be me. It was a suggestion in place of a cuddle machine. Sowwy "
Apropos nothing in particular perhaps your name could just be Insert Here? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh ffs who turned my thread into a pussy cuddling thread come on own up ? All I wanted to do was have a dam good moan and you lot go talking about pussy cuddling. It's not on I tell ya !!!
How's the eye?
Look I won't pop it again , will save it just for you on the 26th ok
Nooooo!
It'll be that big by then you'll look like you have a second head! "
Oh just think of all that pus , it will be a pus fest |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Oh ffs who turned my thread into a pussy cuddling thread come on own up ? All I wanted to do was have a dam good moan and you lot go talking about pussy cuddling. It's not on I tell ya !!!
How's the eye?
Look I won't pop it again , will save it just for you on the 26th ok
Nooooo!
It'll be that big by then you'll look like you have a second head! "
You have two heads, why can't Moody? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh ffs who turned my thread into a pussy cuddling thread come on own up ? All I wanted to do was have a dam good moan and you lot go talking about pussy cuddling. It's not on I tell ya !!!
How's the eye?
Look I won't pop it again , will save it just for you on the 26th ok
Nooooo!
It'll be that big by then you'll look like you have a second head!
You have two heads, why can't Moody? "
 I was going to say he can have his 2 heads I will make do with 2 boobs but then obi has moobs so doesn't really work |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"Oh ffs who turned my thread into a pussy cuddling thread come on own up ? All I wanted to do was have a dam good moan and you lot go talking about pussy cuddling. It's not on I tell ya !!!
That would be me. It was a suggestion in place of a cuddle machine. Sowwy
I'm only jealous cos I don't have a pussy to cuddle   "
I could lend you one if you were nearer. Girl kitty is a right cuddle tart and will claim the lap of almost anyone who sits still for more than a minute.
More than one visiting Fabster has been assigned cuddling duty. |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"Oh ffs who turned my thread into a pussy cuddling thread come on own up ? All I wanted to do was have a dam good moan and you lot go talking about pussy cuddling. It's not on I tell ya !!!
That would be me. It was a suggestion in place of a cuddle machine. Sowwy
Apropos nothing in particular perhaps your name could just be Insert Here?"
It could. I'm still mulling at the moment. Voluptuous Virago is possible but I'm not totally sold. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Oh ffs who turned my thread into a pussy cuddling thread come on own up ? All I wanted to do was have a dam good moan and you lot go talking about pussy cuddling. It's not on I tell ya !!!
That would be me. It was a suggestion in place of a cuddle machine. Sowwy
I'm only jealous cos I don't have a pussy to cuddle
I could lend you one if you were nearer. Girl kitty is a right cuddle tart and will claim the lap of almost anyone who sits still for more than a minute.
More than one visiting Fabster has been assigned cuddling duty."
I would have taken you up on that , always had cats until I left x and I really miss them. Used to have one that would stick a paw on each shoulder and suck my ear |
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And on the pussy cuddling front if you want a whinge you should have endured what I did when I got back from hols! 
Yep, pussy cuddles can be lovely but not fishy poohy ones 