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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Real women check oil and water.
Know how to hang a shelf and don't have to use a spirit level.
Chop wood.
Are not afraid to ask for directions.
Cook a mean chili con carne.
Hate pictures of men with their underwear halfway down their knees.
Anything else?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can change a tyre!
Know how to fillet a cow... or a rabbit... or a no good lying fabber
Down a pint in one go!"
I am in agreement so far with everything except the pint! Yuck! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Real women don't need a man to carry their bags.
Real women can multi task.
Real women mow the grass without any fuss.
Real women do a job when it needs to be done, not 6 months later.
Real women can handle more than one cock at once. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can change a tyre!
Know how to fillet a cow... or a rabbit... or a no good lying fabber
Down a pint in one go!
I am in agreement so far with everything except the pint! Yuck! "
Depends what it's a pint of.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can change a tyre!
Know how to fillet a cow... or a rabbit... or a no good lying fabber
Down a pint in one go!
I am in agreement so far with everything except the pint! Yuck!
Depends what it's a pint of. "
Definitely not any type of beer  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can change a tyre!
Know how to fillet a cow... or a rabbit... or a no good lying fabber
Down a pint in one go!
I am in agreement so far with everything except the pint! Yuck!
Depends what it's a pint of.
Definitely not any type of beer "
I wasn't thinking of beer. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can change a tyre!
Know how to fillet a cow... or a rabbit... or a no good lying fabber
Down a pint in one go!
I am in agreement so far with everything except the pint! Yuck!
Depends what it's a pint of.
Definitely not any type of beer
I wasn't thinking of beer."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Real women need a real man."
I don't agree about putting shelves up without a spirit level though, that's plain daft .
Real women jump on the sofa or get that monster of a spider with the vacuum cleaner (hey we have to be fallible somewhere along the line  ). |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Real women can't parallel park for toffee
Bollocks
If they can't do it for toffee they certainly can't do it for bollocks"
Oi Mister where are you?
Kindly tell this man he is talking out his bum about my parking!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I have massive hairy spiders here in autumn. No problem removing them with my bare hands.
And yes, I can hang shelves exactly level without using any visual help. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Real women can't parallel park for toffee
Bollocks
If they can't do it for toffee they certainly can't do it for bollocks
Oi Mister where are you?
Kindly tell this man he is talking out his bum about my parking!!! "
He is indeed. You are an excellent parker! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"real women moan and whinge?? oh isnt that all women lol  joking I love u all really
Oh God"
I know ive dropped the bomb, im outta here before I get lynched |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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im not saying anything, it will be wrong no matter what I say,
I always loose against mrs hedo , so im not going to argue with a room full of naughty ladys,, balls in the grinder cums to mind |
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