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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What a manly bunch. Forgot to add that when I get in a really hot bath and lower myself in, when my balls touch the water I never flinch or make a monkey noise. Straight in no fuss Grrrrrrrrr. |
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"Sleeping in the wet patch, no questions asked, I just get on with it.
F**K your a hard case!
I normally wimp out and remake the bed  "
Works out fine when I go for my 3:47am wee, I take the sheet with me, I dont realise this until half way there though. |
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"What a manly bunch. Forgot to add that when I get in a really hot bath and lower myself in, when my balls touch the water I never flinch or make a monkey noise. Straight in no fuss Grrrrrrrrr."
Because the soft music, candles and glass of chilled white wine have mellowed you  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Real men do eat quiche. I know coz I just had some and it was lush. Roooooar!!!! Beats chest. What makes you manly?
Are you sure it wasn't flan?
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Quiche Flan whatever!!!! Egg based pastry meal. Apparently eaten by Gladiators prior to fighting. Grrrrrrrr. |
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"What a manly bunch. Forgot to add that when I get in a really hot bath and lower myself in, when my balls touch the water I never flinch or make a monkey noise. Straight in no fuss Grrrrrrrrr.
Because the soft music, candles and glass of chilled white wine have mellowed you "
Thrash metal, a blazing fire and snakebite by the gallon. |
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"Real men do eat quiche. I know coz I just had some and it was lush. Roooooar!!!! Beats chest. What makes you manly?
Are you sure it wasn't flan?
Quiche Flan whatever!!!! Egg based pastry meal. Apparently eaten by Gladiators prior to fighting. Grrrrrrrr."
did you crack your own eggs when making it..?
that's proper double manly.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I've just done my weekly foraging and hunting in the jungle known as tescos "
Basket, little trolley or big trolley? Anything other than the last one renders you a screaming sissy with a shopping bag full of tampons and Philadelphia cheese!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Real men do eat quiche. I know coz I just had some and it was lush. Roooooar!!!! Beats chest. What makes you manly?
Are you sure it wasn't flan?
Quiche Flan whatever!!!! Egg based pastry meal. Apparently eaten by Gladiators prior to fighting. Grrrrrrrr.
did you crack your own eggs when making it..?
that's proper double manly.."
On my f##king head arghhhhhhhhh. |
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"I've just done my weekly foraging and hunting in the jungle known as tescos
Basket, little trolley or big trolley? Anything other than the last one renders you a screaming sissy with a shopping bag full of tampons and Philadelphia cheese!!!!"
What, even Philli with double vindaloo .. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I've just done my weekly foraging and hunting in the jungle known as tescos
Basket, little trolley or big trolley? Anything other than the last one renders you a screaming sissy with a shopping bag full of tampons and Philadelphia cheese!!!!
What, even Philli with double vindaloo .."
Hmmmm debatable. Throw in a packet of cheap disposable razor blades and I'll ignore the Philli. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Okay okay!
How about I can shave all over without wincing and can walk properly in heels?"
I shave all over just for fun!!!! Walk in heels. Noooooooo that's a strict violation of code 17 section 5b of the Manliness Act 1972. Go to your nearest pub and drink real ale until your soil yourself. Goooooo! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Real men do eat quiche. I know coz I just had some and it was lush. Roooooar!!!! Beats chest. What makes you manly?
I have a penis!  "
That my donkey hung friend is a real mans penis. Top marks! Now go punch someone. |
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"I've just done my weekly foraging and hunting in the jungle known as tescos
Basket, little trolley or big trolley? Anything other than the last one renders you a screaming sissy with a shopping bag full of tampons and Philadelphia cheese!!!!
What, even Philli with double vindaloo ..
Hmmmm debatable. Throw in a packet of cheap disposable razor blades and I'll ignore the Philli."
Pah, cheap disposable...
harrumph..
only the finest Japanese cut throat will suffice..
but no rust..
don't want a nasty infection..
ooh err.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What a manly bunch. Forgot to add that when I get in a really hot bath and lower myself in, when my balls touch the water I never flinch or make a monkey noise. Straight in no fuss Grrrrrrrrr."
pmsl |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
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"Real men do eat quiche. I know coz I just had some and it was lush. Roooooar!!!! Beats chest. What makes you manly?
I have a penis! "
This thread Is a bit unfair on females,who obviously don't have a penis.
So For Any female who wants to feel manly,i would be only to happy to give them one.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I shoot shit and blow other shit up... and I really dont scream like a bitch when I rip a plaster off, no, really I dont, well, not much  "
You use plasters!!!!! Bleed like a real man Grrrrrrrr. |
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"I shoot shit and blow other shit up... and I really dont scream like a bitch when I rip a plaster off, no, really I dont, well, not much
You use plasters!!!!! Bleed like a real man Grrrrrrrr."
Erm... nope, I dont use plasters, and certainly not the ones with Disney characters on!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Outward bound weekend with my two sons...About to begun. Bring it on "
Now thats manly!!!! Obviously you'll be catching your own food and shitting in a bush. Good work. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"i cut my finger off the other day
did i go to hospital???
fuck no i just glued it back on and got on with my day
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Nice. I did the same with my leg. A couple of aspirin and a pint of Guiness for the iron and good to go Even managed an hours 5 aside footie the day after. |
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By *nnyMan
over a year ago
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When I first posted about real men and quiche (and real women and gas), I was referencing the books.
"Real Men Don't Eat Quiche, by American Bruce Feirstein, is a bestselling tongue-in-cheek book satirizing stereotypes of masculinity, published in 1982 (ISBN 0-671-44831-5).
It popularized the term quiche-eater, in an attempt to refer to or suggest a man who is a dilettante, a trend-chaser, an over-anxious conformist to fashionable forms of 'lifestyle', and socially correct behaviors and opinions, one who eschews (or merely lacks) the traditional masculine virtue of tough self-assurance.
A 'traditional' male might enjoy the ironically not so exotic egg-and-bacon pie if his wife served it to him; a quiche-eater, or Sensitive New Age Guy is alleged to make the dish himself, call it by its French name quiche, and serve it to his female life partner to demonstrate his empathy with the Women's Movement.
Presumably, he would also wash up afterwards. These are also implied examples of 'women's work', and an attempt to taint the male character by association with such knowledge and activities.
The book's humour derives from the fears and confusion of contemporary 1980s middle-class men about how they ought to behave, after a decade of various forms of feminist critique on traditional male roles and beliefs."
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