My dad is due to lay some new laminate flooring in my flat but I have a conundrum. What do I do with the big storage box of toys under my bed and the 4 drawer bedside table full of toys as well while he is laying it???  |
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"have you not got another room to put them in?"
He's doing the bedroom, the lounge, the hallway and the junk room with the kitchen being used for access. Knowing my dad he'll be in every room every day lol
I did think about putting the box in my car. Can you imagine if I got pulled by the rozzers and they wanted to check the car over??? Lol |
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"I recently had an incident where by my dog found my toy and left the mangled remains on the lounge floor. My son is now scarred for life. "
My son found my toy box which was hidden right under the bed with loads of shoes and teddies in front of it. He pulled everything out, including the box and come wandering in with my rabbit claiming that he learned about them at school and was told they were for pleasing ladies and I'm 'sick' coz I'm too old!
He had been searching for Christmas presents!  |
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What a great place to keep your secret stash.
Don't hide them , he knows you have them, make a feature wall out of them, 10 cup hooks in a row, and a shelf for the ones that you cant hang, use biggest two as door stops.  |
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Now if you were a secret TV, I could see the potential problem, your dad will just compare them with his toys and pvc boots, cause you take after your dad  |
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hi, remember this thread??
turns out i might not have to worry about the toys as i left a copy of screw the roses send me the thorns in plain sight the whole time he was working in the living room  |
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"I recently had an incident where by my dog found my toy and left the mangled remains on the lounge floor. My son is now scarred for life.
My son found my toy box which was hidden right under the bed with loads of shoes and teddies in front of it. He pulled everything out, including the box and come wandering in with my rabbit claiming that he learned about them at school and was told they were for pleasing ladies and I'm 'sick' coz I'm too old!
LMFAO!!! Oh my that made me chuckle - oh no!!!
He had been searching for Christmas presents! "
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"Deliberate.. tut-tut.. 
why would want to delberatey leave a sado-masochism book out for my DAD to find??? "
That all depends on what your take on Freudian psychology is. You gave us the clues...we just joined the dots. |
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"Deliberate.. tut-tut..
why would want to delberatey leave a sado-masochism book out for my DAD to find???
That all depends on what your take on Freudian psychology is. You gave us the clues...we just joined the dots."
Yeah....ok.......no Oedipus here thank you  |
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Going off on a tangent .
We were at the funeral of a great aunt , I was sat next to my sister in the third pew back, the first taken by my great aunts cronies all singing one verse ahead of everyone else to prove they were regular church goers .
Whilst the vicar was eulogising about said great aunt I noticed my sisters hand bag was open and a black cylindrical device was falling out.
My initial reaction was "yuk " but then curiosity took over and it obviously was not a vibrator .
In the hush of the sermon I started to fiddle with it to work out what it was and how to turn it on.
My sister glanced over at what I was doing and grabbed the device and shoved it back into her bag.
When we got outside after the funeral she told me off for playing with her rape alarm.
Good grief!!, if I had set that off it would of wiped out the front two pews and we would have been going to funerals for weeks .
Coo !, that was close . |
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