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Oh shit! Lost a hairgrip up his japs eye
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm sure A&E have dealt with that kind of thing before.....just get your story straight before you go in. lol
tell them you asked him to hoover the floor and he used the wrong hose lol"
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Was it a Kirby |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i nearly fell off the bed laughing at this!!...surely your havin a laugh??    "
I hope so for his sake otherwise hes in for a very uncomfortable experience |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A & E have seen alot worse like men with wine bottles stuck in them cocks stuck in hover tubes I did security in a a & e had one bloke come in he had used a padlock as a cock and ball ring only to find out he had miss placed the key and had to get to a & e to have it removed the nurses all had to pop in on him to have a look poor sod left by the fire exit as word got around all the staff and think he thought the public found out to but they had'nt |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yes a kirby. It came out on its own thank fuck!"
Maybe think twice next time mate. If you tear the inner lining of your urethra you are in for some serious problems. |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"Yes a kirby. It came out on its own thank fuck!"
Please say you learned from this experience?
If you want to engage in urethral play, invest in some sounds or a set of dilators. And clean them properly before and after use. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Didnt even think once. So daft.
Shouldn't be let loose after lambrini.
Hes saying I can 't turn him on so he needs a new buzz"
A car battery and jumper cables work nicely, throw in some wet sponges too and have fun  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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At least he's got it out now,but after that comment I think I'd have let him suffer and then divorced him
Knitting needles are good if you want to play about ,lots of different lengths and thicknesses ,there also very smooth so won't tear anything.
Only use the metal ones 
Sound bars are expensive for what they are  |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
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Knitting needles are good if you want to play about ,lots of different lengths and thicknesses ,there also very smooth so won't tear anything.
Only use the metal ones
Sound bars are expensive for what they are "
Knitting needles?!
When playing with such a delicate and, one would think, important part of the body, paying for the correct tools could be considered worth it. After all, once the sounds or set of dilators is bought, with the right care they won't need to be replaced.
Sounds are stainless steel, medical tools, designed specifically for urethral insertion.
Anyone willing to risk their health and wellbeing by using knitting needles is asking for injury, pain, embarrassment and galloping knob rot.
Use knitting needles at your own risk. Don't say you weren't warned.
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