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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

...farted so hard that it sounded like you tore either your pants or the chair padding?

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By *ORNY_DEVIL_SEEKERSCouple over a year ago

Basildon Essex

"...farted so hard that it sounded like you tore either your pants or the chair padding?"
I don't know what u must be eating but we haven't

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Its when you bend over and it sneaks out that gets me

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"...farted so hard that it sounded like you tore either your pants or the chair padding? I don't know what u must be eating but we haven't

LOL I was informed late last year after a biopsy that I am officially a mutant so it's possible that's my superpower

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Its when you bend over and it sneaks out that gets me

Hahahahaha pissin myself

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By *icked weaselCouple over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

Sneezed and Fanny Farted at the same time the other day.. it was quite unexpected

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sneezed and Fanny Farted at the same time the other day.. it was quite unexpected

was it loud?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yep in a sleeping bag and it wasn't an unscented one either

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

My arse can do Donald Duck impressions if I try not to fart all day

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yep in a sleeping bag and it wasn't an unscented one either

As long as you were alone.

My farts don't smell

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By *icked weaselCouple over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

"Sneezed and Fanny Farted at the same time the other day.. it was quite unexpected

was it loud? "

Yeah - it was a Bit Louder that normal lol

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"...farted so hard that it sounded like you tore either your pants or the chair padding?"
Oh god yes.....thunderpants.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sneezed and Fanny Farted at the same time the other day.. it was quite unexpected

was it loud?

Yeah - it was a Bit Louder that normal lol

I hate it when they are loud

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