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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Let's get on the fab tour bus....

It will be leaving Kent at 23.45 hours!

So who wants to jump on? And where should the first stop be?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm coming but don't make me sit next to Ben

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Near the Dartford crossing please

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By *issBehavingxxWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

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By *issBehavingxxWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

Stop at various places....pick up lots of hotties

... End up in Glasgow for a party at the weekend...

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By *ohohoWoman over a year ago

Up North

Stop by Manchester and pick me up please. But let's stop by cupids first to catch up with friends x.

Okay maybe for a lie down after the long drive.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Take a detour up the M54 through Shropshire and head north on the A483 and towards my neck of the woods in an Area of Outstanding Natural Beauty

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By *andWCouple over a year ago

Pontypridd

Is it a long tour? Can we be picked up please? We have to be back in time for work in the morning though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm coming but don't make me sit next to Ben

Me?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't forget little old me xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Will we need a packed lunch ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm coming but don't make me sit next to Ben

Me?

Not you but I'll sit on you if you like x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

...you can find me in the chicken shop lol

Craving some chicken

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is it a peasant bus that stinks of piss or luxury coach? This matters a lot. If the latter, can I get on?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't forget to stop at M4 J49

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm coming but don't make me sit next to Ben

Me?

Not you but I'll sit on you if you like x"

Sounds good to me!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I could be the naked chef to rustle up nice food

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

What sort of Charabanc trip is it? Is it social or "social"?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think I'll be your next stop!

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By * Jay69Man over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

Detour by way of Somerset please, I want to hop on for a ride.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is it a peasant bus that stinks of piss or luxury coach? This matters a lot. If the latter, can I get on? "

We don't have peasant buses in kent lol!

It's got heated seats, toilet, big tv and a bar!

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Is it a one off trip or could the Fab tour bus take me around the country for work and meets too?

I need to get up and see Funky Monkey before the great glitter shortage hits as people get outfits ready for the night at the circus.

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

On the Buses....Brighton please! I'll bring candy floss.

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By *innamon!Woman over a year ago

no matter

Pick me up when you pass through Reading.. I need a road trip

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Luke's driving..... Make sure your seatbelts are done up

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Luke's driving..... Make sure your seatbelts are done up

Is Luke driving like that?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Luke's driving..... Make sure your seatbelts are done up

Is Luke driving like that?"

Well he will have his head up!!!

Ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Where's this bloody bus , I'm freezing my nads of here.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can you stop in the sleepy north? It's cold here but we're all kinky fuckers so I'm sure we'll add to the journey

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Where's this bloody bus , I'm freezing my nads of here. "

I'm still waiting to be picked up - it's been 2 hours

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Where's this bloody bus , I'm freezing my nads of here.

I'm still waiting to be picked up - it's been 2 hours

"
Fucking Timewasters!!!

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By *elsh_lass74Woman over a year ago

South Wales

If you are doing M4 junc 49, pick me up at 33 please!

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Where's this bloody bus , I'm freezing my nads of here. "

I think Luke kept his head down. Lucy's only little.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Where's this bloody bus , I'm freezing my nads of here.

I'm still waiting to be picked up - it's been 2 hours

Fucking Timewasters!!!

I've been blown out

and not sort of blow I was looking for tonight

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By *reybearMan over a year ago

medway

I can't believe you didn't pick me up fro Chatham on the way through

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've done a packed lunch and got all dressed up for nothing.

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I've done a packed lunch and got all dressed up for nothing. "
Get m off then.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you're coming down the m4 corridor stop off at j26 and pick us up please

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By *avindaWoman over a year ago

North Wales

"Take a detour up the M54 through Shropshire and head north on the A483 and towards my neck of the woods in an Area of Outstanding Natural Beauty

Well, while they are in your neck of the woods can they pick me up too, please

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By *taffsfella1Man over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

I'm calling shotgun on the back seat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you're coming down the m4 corridor stop off at j26 and pick us up please "
Then just up the road to Cwmbran please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you're coming down the m4 corridor stop off at j26 and pick us up please Then just up the road to Cwmbran please"

What part?

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By *renchbambi xWoman over a year ago

Need to know basis

Please miss, is there a space on the driver's seat for me? I brought popping candy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you're coming down the m4 corridor stop off at j26 and pick us up please Then just up the road to Cwmbran please

What part? "
Pontnewydd

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I come too I fancy a trip out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I come too I fancy a trip out

You on day release today? Lol x

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By *nfieldishCouple over a year ago

Enfield

Junction 25... M25 ta....

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

dont get lost on the m2 diversions . stop at nells cafe for brekkie . meet you there xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm coming

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

Have you been to evesham yet??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is it a peasant bus that stinks of piss or luxury coach? This matters a lot. If the latter, can I get on?

We don't have peasant buses in kent lol!

It's got heated seats, toilet, big tv and a bar!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Where were you all??

Next stop Glasgow!!

Who's on the bus?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"dont get lost on the m2 diversions . stop at nells cafe for brekkie . meet you there xx"

Been there loads of time,great food!!

Can you drop by Maldon please I will wait out side Costa Coffee for you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"dont get lost on the m2 diversions . stop at nells cafe for brekkie . meet you there xx

Been there loads of time,great food!!

Can you drop by Maldon please I will wait out side Costa Coffee for you!"

Hop on board! Make sure your seat belt is done up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am on bored xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I am on bored xx"

Your in charge of the tour... Whilst I am at work

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ill hitch a lift then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Geddere bey and can us pick up Popeye on the way please?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Take a detour up the M54 through Shropshire and head north on the A483 and towards my neck of the woods in an Area of Outstanding Natural Beauty

Well, while they are in your neck of the woods can they pick me up too, please

See ! I did say there is Outstanding Natural Beauty up here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ok I am in charge whilst Lucy is at work where's the next stop then x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok I am in charge whilst Lucy is at work where's the next stop then x"

Can you pick us please xx can make my way to the M62 x

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By *renchbambi xWoman over a year ago

Need to know basis

"Where were you all??

Next stop Glasgow!!

Who's on the bus? "

I'm on board and just woke up with a serious case of the horn!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok I am in charge whilst Lucy is at work where's the next stop then x

Can you pick us please xx can make my way to the M62 x"

On our way x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Where were you all??

Next stop Glasgow!!

Who's on the bus?

I'm on board and just woke up with a serious case of the horn!

Ooohhh bambi

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By *renchbambi xWoman over a year ago

Need to know basis

"Where were you all??

Next stop Glasgow!!

Who's on the bus?

I'm on board and just woke up with a serious case of the horn!

Ooohhh bambi

Hello my lovely!! Where you sitting on that bus???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Where were you all??

Next stop Glasgow!!

Who's on the bus?

I'm on board and just woke up with a serious case of the horn!

Ooohhh bambi

Hello my lovely!! Where you sitting on that bus???

At the front have to keep an eye on luke make sure he goes the right way

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you're coming down the m4 corridor stop off at j26 and pick us up please Then just up the road to Cwmbran please

What part? Pontnewydd"

Not fae from us

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok I am in charge whilst Lucy is at work where's the next stop then x"

Here minnie xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok I am in charge whilst Lucy is at work where's the next stop then x

Here minnie xx"

Oh you were definitely on my list to pick up xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If the wheels on the bus go round and round according to the song, what do Swingers do on the bus?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok I am in charge whilst Lucy is at work where's the next stop then x

Here minnie xx

Oh you were definitely on my list to pick up xx"

Aww shucks Thankyou xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If the wheels on the bus go round and round according to the song, what do Swingers do on the bus?"

Swing out sister

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If the wheels on the bus go round and round according to the song, what do Swingers do on the bus?"

We bump up and down

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok I am in charge whilst Lucy is at work where's the next stop then x

Here minnie xx

Oh you were definitely on my list to pick up xx

Aww shucks Thankyou xx"

My pleasure xx

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By *renchbambi xWoman over a year ago

Need to know basis

"If the wheels on the bus go round and round according to the song, what do Swingers do on the bus?"

Shhhhh! I'm popping candy on Luke

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If the wheels on the bus go round and round according to the song, what do Swingers do on the bus?

Shhhhh! I'm popping candy on Luke

Are you sharing bambers?

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By *thwalescplCouple over a year ago

brecon

If you heading to Cwmbran, bang on through to our place, love a road trip!

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By *renchbambi xWoman over a year ago

Need to know basis

"If the wheels on the bus go round and round according to the song, what do Swingers do on the bus?

Shhhhh! I'm popping candy on Luke

Are you sharing bambers?"

Always, Lickety let me have her last packet....but you'd have to ask Luke and Minnie too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Take a detour up the M54 through Shropshire and head north on the A483 and towards my neck of the woods in an Area of Outstanding Natural Beauty

I bet it's an area of outstanding natural beauty underneath that kilt of yours lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If the wheels on the bus go round and round according to the song, what do Swingers do on the bus?

Shhhhh! I'm popping candy on Luke

Are you sharing bambers?

Always, Lickety let me have her last packet....but you'd have to ask Luke and Minnie too

Carry on bambi

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By *renchbambi xWoman over a year ago

Need to know basis

Are we there yet???

Does anyone know where we're heading?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are we there yet???

Does anyone know where we're heading?

Just in Wales heading to Midlands I think

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are we there yet???

Does anyone know where we're heading?

Just in Wales heading to Midlands I think

I thort u lot had just driven by the end of our street!!!!

I WAS WAVING FURIOUSLY AT U ALL

Bus was full of naked men n women!

Musta been a return coach from conservative party conference then

Hey ho

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oopps sorry x

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By *renchbambi xWoman over a year ago

Need to know basis

"Are we there yet???

Does anyone know where we're heading?

Just in Wales heading to Midlands I think

I thort u lot had just driven by the end of our street!!!!

I WAS WAVING FURIOUSLY AT U ALL

Bus was full of naked men n women!

Musta been a return coach from conservative party conference then

Hey ho "

Stop moaning and get on that bus will you, there's space on Minnie's lap!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are we there yet???

Does anyone know where we're heading?

Just in Wales heading to Midlands I think

I thort u lot had just driven by the end of our street!!!!

I WAS WAVING FURIOUSLY AT U ALL

Bus was full of naked men n women!

Musta been a return coach from conservative party conference then

Hey ho

Stop moaning and get on that bus will you, there's space on Minnie's lap!!

Minnie's never done me any harm!

I'm sure she wouldn't want my weight bruising n crushing her delicate porcelain thighs

I'll be fine in the luggage hold

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are we there yet???

Does anyone know where we're heading?

Just in Wales heading to Midlands I think

I thort u lot had just driven by the end of our street!!!!

I WAS WAVING FURIOUSLY AT U ALL

Bus was full of naked men n women!

Musta been a return coach from conservative party conference then

Hey ho

Stop moaning and get on that bus will you, there's space on Minnie's lap!!

Minnie's never done me any harm!

I'm sure she wouldn't want my weight bruising n crushing her delicate porcelain thighs

I'll be fine in the luggage hold

Oh come here I will sit on your lap just hold me tight lukes driving a bit mad

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

If you are going North (I mean proper North not ghey Southern North like Manc or Yorkshire) I will be in my Angel of the North's Head evil lair at 22 hundred hours.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've just got up , did I miss my pick up. ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've just got up , did I miss my pick up. ? "

Will turn back for you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you are going North (I mean proper North not ghey Southern North like Manc or Yorkshire) I will be in my Angel of the North's Head evil lair at 22 hundred hours."

You had better be ready

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've just got up , did I miss my pick up. ?

Will turn back for you

Nice one, I'll just freshen up.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've just got up , did I miss my pick up. ?

Will turn back for you

Nice one, I'll just freshen up. "

Ok will wait for you x

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By *eareenaCouple over a year ago

Rockford

Im sure I am on the way... sounds fun

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Don't forget me lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are we there yet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't forget me lol "

Never huni x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are we there yet

Not long now x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you are going North (I mean proper North not ghey Southern North like Manc or Yorkshire) I will be in my Angel of the North's Head evil lair at 22 hundred hours."

I hope that ain't ya your zombie hidey hole Funky or ya gonna be inundated

Minnie, can ya come for me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you are going North (I mean proper North not ghey Southern North like Manc or Yorkshire) I will be in my Angel of the North's Head evil lair at 22 hundred hours.

I hope that ain't ya your zombie hidey hole Funky or ya gonna be inundated

Minnie, can ya come for me

Of course hun x come on luke put your foot down

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

After bambis been using the popping candy on luke dont think its his foot thst will need to go down minnie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are we there yet

Not long now x "

Fancy sharing the back seat

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

OMG Minnie!!

Leave you in charge and look what happens

Luke is covered in popping candy, and I am sure that's not a gear stick

The bus is all messy and... We seem to have gone off road!!

I have to go out again in half hour to get my hair done!! Can you get it under control!

And we may need another driver

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By *thwalescplCouple over a year ago

brecon

(Sings)...

Stop the bus I want a wee wee,

stop the bus I want a wee wee,

Or I'll do one right here!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not sure about Luke's driving

It's been that erratic the jacuzzi has slopped all over the back of the bus

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

the bus needs wings so it can fly over hear to the US and pick me up too.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So sorry I got distracted x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I missed it

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By *renchbambi xWoman over a year ago

Need to know basis

"After bambis been using the popping candy on luke dont think its his foot thst will need to go down minnie "

He he! As long as it stays up for a bit long I'm not going to complain

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By *renchbambi xWoman over a year ago

Need to know basis

"OMG Minnie!!

Leave you in charge and look what happens

Luke is covered in popping candy, and I am sure that's not a gear stick

The bus is all messy and... We seem to have gone off road!!

I have to go out again in half hour to get my hair done!! Can you get it under control!

And we may need another driver

Do I get a spanking for distracting the driver?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If ya see me at the roadside with my thumb out, giz a lift

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By *taffsfella1Man over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

Come on admit it, you went to Geordieland instead of North Staffs didn't you???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have I missed the bus??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

if you stop by Birmingham i will bring hob knobs and a flask of tea

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have I missed the bus??

theres room on my lap if you want to sit there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If anyone has seen The Valleys and their party bus, it would be soooo awesome to have a FAB party bus along the same lines lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Am not very good at this sorry Lucy xxc

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By *renchbambi xWoman over a year ago

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"Am not very good at this sorry Lucy xxc"

You're doing great...here have my leather and purple suede flogger! Thats should keep them all in line....for a good flogging Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"So sorry I got distracted x "

Yes I can see that you have!!

Wonder who the ring leader is?

Bambi perhaps?

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By *renchbambi xWoman over a year ago

Need to know basis

"So sorry I got distracted x

Yes I can see that you have!!

Wonder who the ring leader is?

Bambi perhaps?

Moi! I am innocent and an

I was only trying to help move things along and up and down...honest!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So sorry I got distracted x

Yes I can see that you have!!

Wonder who the ring leader is?

Bambi perhaps?

Moi! I am innocent and an

I was only trying to help move things along and up and down...honest!

Plus bambi the flogger helped

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By *renchbambi xWoman over a year ago

Need to know basis

"So sorry I got distracted x

Yes I can see that you have!!

Wonder who the ring leader is?

Bambi perhaps?

Moi! I am innocent and an

I was only trying to help move things along and up and down...honest!

Plus bambi the flogger helped

Yep! they've all gone quiet LMAooooo!

See Lucy...I've learnt a lot from you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Ladies.... I have a feeling our bus is now empty!

Bambi

I am a good teacher

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By *renchbambi xWoman over a year ago

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"Ladies.... I have a feeling our bus is now empty!

Bambi

I am a good teacher

An empty bus???? I'm up for MFFF...what say you?

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By * Jay69Man over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

I'm still here - are we back at the depot, must have had a snooze, did I mention my rather late morning glory?

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By *issBehavingxxWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

Where the hell are you lot..... I had brekkie ready for you all this morning

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I seem to have acquired a purple suede flogger from somewhere

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Where the hell are you lot..... I had brekkie ready for you all this morning

I think our bus has been hijacked!!

As soon as I find a replacement driver we will be back on the road

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ladies.... I have a feeling our bus is now empty!

Bambi

I am a good teacher

I wondered why I had the back seat all to myself

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ladies.... I have a feeling our bus is now empty!

Bambi

I am a good teacher

I wondered why I had the back seat all to myself

No ya didnt I was snoozing under it

Damn plying me with booze

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By *renchbambi xWoman over a year ago

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"Where the hell are you lot..... I had brekkie ready for you all this morning

I think our bus has been hijacked!!

As soon as I find a replacement driver we will be back on the road

OMG...what happened to Luke? He is irrepalceable that man Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can we stop cos I wanna be sick

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can we stop cos I wanna be sick"

I'll hold ya hat and rub ya back for ya

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can we stop cos I wanna be sick"

Get back on!

Your in charge whilst I am at work today!

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By *eareenaCouple over a year ago

Rockford

"Can we stop cos I wanna be sick"

I have some baby wipes in my bag... there there xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can we stop cos I wanna be sick

Get back on!

Your in charge whilst I am at work today!

Don't you trust me anymore

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can we stop cos I wanna be sick

Get back on!

Your in charge whilst I am at work today!

Don't you trust me anymore

I think I've eaten too many bags if Werther's Originals n the driving us getting so erratic when ya keep turning round to chat instead if looking where we're going

LOOK OUT there's a cat crossing the road

(I want my mummy)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can we stop cos I wanna be sick

Get back on!

Your in charge whilst I am at work today!

Don't you trust me anymore

I think I've eaten too many bags if Werther's Originals n the driving us getting so erratic when ya keep turning round to chat instead if looking where we're going

LOOK OUT there's a cat crossing the road

(I want my mummy)"

I can't help but talk so many lovely people on board

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't mind ya talking but can ya not keep swiveling ya head round like Linda bleeding Blair in the exorcist??

Twice ya driven wrong side da road

And WHEN ya coming down the aisle wiv the hostess trolley cos I'm gagging for a cuppa tea

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By *ohohoWoman over a year ago

Up North

Sorry I fell asleep under one of the seats. My goodness the bus has filled up.

Popping candy everywhere.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't mind ya talking but can ya not keep swiveling ya head round like Linda bleeding Blair in the exorcist??

Twice ya driven wrong side da road

And WHEN ya coming down the aisle wiv the hostess trolley cos I'm gagging for a cuppa tea

Do I have to do everything tuts and goes and gets the trolley who is going to take over the driving

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By *renchbambi xWoman over a year ago

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"Can we stop cos I wanna be sick"

Not in the bus please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't mind ya talking but can ya not keep swiveling ya head round like Linda bleeding Blair in the exorcist??

Twice ya driven wrong side da road

And WHEN ya coming down the aisle wiv the hostess trolley cos I'm gagging for a cuppa tea

Do I have to do everything tuts and goes and gets the trolley who is going to take over the driving

Er..........is anyone driving??????? R

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't worry I have parked up to give everyone refreshments who wants what

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't mind ya talking but can ya not keep swiveling ya head round like Linda bleeding Blair in the exorcist??

Twice ya driven wrong side da road

And WHEN ya coming down the aisle wiv the hostess trolley cos I'm gagging for a cuppa tea

Do I have to do everything tuts and goes and gets the trolley who is going to take over the driving

will you be serving BJ's

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If pp would like one I am sure I could oblige

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh ........er......OOPS......pardon..........n sorry everyone BUT Minnie - I KNOW u been driving for hours now since SOTB dumped u in the driving seat

BUT

Is it possible u can turn around go all the way back cos I think I may have left me key in the front door?

Sorry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What are you like x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

So glad to see the tour bus is all under control!!

Now who is driving?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So glad to see the tour bus is all under control!!

Now who is driving?

My turn... ooooo now wheres the key?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So glad to see the tour bus is all under control!!

Now who is driving?

My turn... ooooo now wheres the key?

OMFG someone grab the keys off her

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"So glad to see the tour bus is all under control!!

Now who is driving?

My turn... ooooo now wheres the key?

Jules

your far to good for a driver!!

You can be the tour guide!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sorry just woke up was tired after giving all them bjs

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

"If you are going North (I mean proper North not ghey Southern North like Manc or Yorkshire) I will be in my Angel of the North's Head evil lair at 22 hundred hours.

I hope that ain't ya your zombie hidey hole Funky or ya gonna be inundated

Minnie, can ya come for me

NOooOoooOoo my Angel lair isn't my Z Day hide out. My Z Day hideout is actually in one of the forum regulars bedrooms but she doesn't know it. Yet.

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By *renchbambi xWoman over a year ago

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"So glad to see the tour bus is all under control!!

Now who is driving?

If you're not scared of being driven by a mad French woman who has written off 4 cars in 2 years and had 2 bike accidents in the last 8 months...I'll take the jon off your hands

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By *renchbambi xWoman over a year ago

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"If you are going North (I mean proper North not ghey Southern North like Manc or Yorkshire) I will be in my Angel of the North's Head evil lair at 22 hundred hours.

I hope that ain't ya your zombie hidey hole Funky or ya gonna be inundated

Minnie, can ya come for me

NOooOoooOoo my Angel lair isn't my Z Day hide out. My Z Day hideout is actually in one of the forum regulars bedrooms but she doesn't know it. Yet."

If I'm driving you know where you'll be sitting dont you? he he

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So glad to see the tour bus is all under control!!

Now who is driving?

If you're not scared of being driven by a mad French woman who has written off 4 cars in 2 years and had 2 bike accidents in the last 8 months...I'll take the jon off your hands

Noooooo I value my life

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By *renchbambi xWoman over a year ago

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"So glad to see the tour bus is all under control!!

Now who is driving?

If you're not scared of being driven by a mad French woman who has written off 4 cars in 2 years and had 2 bike accidents in the last 8 months...I'll take the jon off your hands

Noooooo I value my life

But I'll give you O whilst driving!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So glad to see the tour bus is all under control!!

Now who is driving?

If you're not scared of being driven by a mad French woman who has written off 4 cars in 2 years and had 2 bike accidents in the last 8 months...I'll take the jon off your hands

Noooooo I value my life

But I'll give you O whilst driving!!

Oh ok then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I NEED yet another wee wee

Sorry

It's me age

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By *renchbambi xWoman over a year ago

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"I NEED yet another wee wee

Sorry

It's me age

Who's got Tena Men for the old man at the back of the bus??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I NEED yet another wee wee

Sorry

It's me age

Who's got Tena Men for the old man at the back of the bus??

don't look at me I don't need em

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Whooo Hoooo can I drive please ??? lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Whooo Hoooo can I drive please ??? lol

Absolutely no bloody chance god knows where we will end up lol sorry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I NEED yet another wee wee

Sorry

It's me age

Who's got Tena Men for the old man at the back of the bus??

A bucket would do if anyone has brought one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Whooo Hoooo can I drive please ??? lol

Absolutely no bloody chance god knows where we will end up lol sorry

oiiiii I am a good driver

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Whooo Hoooo can I drive please ??? lol

No you can't minxie!!

We don't want to end up on dungerness now do we

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Whooo Hoooo can I drive please ??? lol

No you can't minxie!!

We don't want to end up on dungerness now do we

can I get off please I'm fed up of sitting here on my own

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Whooo Hoooo can I drive please ??? lol

No you can't minxie!!

We don't want to end up on dungerness now do we

oooo I don't know that was a very funny time ... lol

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By *renchbambi xWoman over a year ago

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"Whooo Hoooo can I drive please ??? lol

No you can't minxie!!

We don't want to end up on dungerness now do we

So who the f**k is driving? The invisible man???

I need to be back for tea tonight!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Whooo Hoooo can I drive please ??? lol

No you can't minxie!!

We don't want to end up on dungerness now do we

can I get off please I'm fed up of sitting here on my own

Would you like some company

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Whooo Hoooo can I drive please ??? lol

No you can't minxie!!

We don't want to end up on dungerness now do we

So who the f**k is driving? The invisible man???

I need to be back for tea tonight!!

I offered but my services were declined ... am gonna flounce back off from whence I came ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Whooo Hoooo can I drive please ??? lol

No you can't minxie!!

We don't want to end up on dungerness now do we

So who the f**k is driving? The invisible man???

I need to be back for tea tonight!!

Where is luke when you need him

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Whooo Hoooo can I drive please ??? lol

No you can't minxie!!

We don't want to end up on dungerness now do we

So who the f**k is driving? The invisible man???

I need to be back for tea tonight!!

I offered but my services were declined ... am gonna flounce back off fromm whence I came ...

We were only thinking of our safety

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Whooo Hoooo can I drive please ??? lol

No you can't minxie!!

We don't want to end up on dungerness now do we

So who the f**k is driving? The invisible man???

I need to be back for tea tonight!!

Well I don't know what you ladies have done with Luke

!! If I could find him he could drive

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