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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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The London news is reporting the story of the new baby tiger at London Zoo (ZSL).
The reporter just said that the parents were "mating up to 30 times a day".
That's got to beat any Fab records out there.
Do you have a personal best?
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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3. With no risks of blisters.
Blisters? What on earth happens that causes blisters?
C'mon, really, for a worldywise woman like yourself?"
Worldy-wise? I know lots of things but I've never had a sex blister or caused one as far as I know. I'm really quite "vanilla" for here.
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I take it they included the many times a human interrupted them just when they were getting into it. Otherwise that's a tiger with a burning sore dick"
They liked each other... a lot. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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Mind you, there is the old saying, do it right and once is enough. "
My headmaster at primary school started every assembly with good, better, best, never let it rest until your good is better and your better is best.
We all have room for continuous development and improvement.
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By *nnyMan
over a year ago
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Mind you, there is the old saying, do it right and once is enough.
My headmaster at primary school started every assembly with good, better, best, never let it rest until your good is better and your better is best.
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Jeremy Clarkson has never quite grasped that concept. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"11 condoms on the floor in the morning, and that was just one guy! He was a star!"
I left 14 on a gals floor after a meeting once! The fuckers fell out my pocket! |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"11 condoms on the floor in the morning, and that was just one guy! He was a star!
Any of them used?
Of course! The man was amazing at making balloon animals.  "
Did you supply the animal noises? |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
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"11 condoms on the floor in the morning, and that was just one guy! He was a star!
Any of them used?
Of course! The man was amazing at making balloon animals.
Did you supply the animal noises?"
Plenty of grunting and howling going on.  |
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"11 condoms on the floor in the morning, and that was just one guy! He was a star!
Any of them used?
Of course! The man was amazing at making balloon animals. "
you would make a fantastic elephants trunk  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I take it they included the many times a human interrupted them just when they were getting into it. Otherwise that's a tiger with a burning sore dick
They liked each other... a lot."
Clearly  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Seven and a half. I couldn't quite finish the eighth.
(Mr. P)
That gives you something to work towards.
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I've been trying for twenty years but I've not got close. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think we should all have an organised outing in London Zoo and see if this is true.
...if what we see is false. Then i think we should show the tigers how its done
I bet those bloody monkeys are right perves!
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"I think we should all have an organised outing in London Zoo and see if this is true.
...if what we see is false. Then i think we should show the tigers how its done
I bet those bloody monkeys are right perves!
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I worked in London zoo while the new tiger enclosure was built this year and the bloody monkeys did your head in screeching in the morning probably taking revenge on th tiger's for keeping them up all night |
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