FabSwingers.com > Forums > The Lounge > sending women funny messages!!
sending women funny messages!!
Jump to: Newest in thread
Hiya!!! I've just sent this message to five women for a laugh. Each simply deleted it straight away!
How can they delete? I thought it was hilarious! I was pissing myself writing it. Some women are so boring!
The message said this:
"Hi, I am boring guy, I do not communicate well with others due to the fact that I'm an outcast. I also haven't bothered to read your profile as I cannot read and even if I could, I wouldn't want to as I'm very lazy. I have however looked at the pretty pictures and I would very much like to shove my cock into you as this appeals to my natural instincts. Cheers"
Hahahahaha!!! What funny messages have you sent for a laugh and has anyone actually responded? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
Humour doesn't always come across properly in writing and not everyone's sense of humour is the same. You'll do much better by sending individual messages and maybe saving the jokes for a few messages in. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
 |
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Dont mean to be rude but that wasnt funny. That is a very selective humour and is not something i would write in a first message 
...thats my point of view. You could have said that after a couple of messages maybe.
Good luck  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Humour doesn't always come across properly in writing and not everyone's sense of humour is the same. You'll do much better by sending individual messages and maybe saving the jokes for a few messages in. "
Hahaha!! It was just a one off... I just felt like doing something stupid haha! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Hiya!!! I've just sent this message to five women for a laugh. Each simply deleted it straight away!
How can they delete? I thought it was hilarious! I was pissing myself writing it. Some women are so boring!
The message said this:
"Hi, I am boring guy, I do not communicate well with others due to the fact that I'm an outcast. I also haven't bothered to read your profile as I cannot read and even if I could, I wouldn't want to as I'm very lazy. I have however looked at the pretty pictures and I would very much like to shove my cock into you as this appeals to my natural instincts. Cheers"
Hahahahaha!!! What funny messages have you sent for a laugh and has anyone actually responded?"
I have never sent a first message but now I'm tempted to send similar messages and see if they get deleted !!!!! Lol (yes it is a very dull day)  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Hiya!!! I've just sent this message to five women for a laugh. Each simply deleted it straight away!
How can they delete? I thought it was hilarious! I was pissing myself writing it. Some women are so boring!
The message said this:
"Hi, I am boring guy, I do not communicate well with others due to the fact that I'm an outcast. I also haven't bothered to read your profile as I cannot read and even if I could, I wouldn't want to as I'm very lazy. I have however looked at the pretty pictures and I would very much like to shove my cock into you as this appeals to my natural instincts. Cheers"
Hahahahaha!!! What funny messages have you sent for a laugh and has anyone actually responded?"
we'll id have thought you would have had them falling at your feel with that little gem of a message, whats wrong with some women  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Hiya!!! I've just sent this message to five women for a laugh. Each simply deleted it straight away!
How can they delete? I thought it was hilarious! I was pissing myself writing it. Some women are so boring!
The message said this:
"Hi, I am boring guy, I do not communicate well with others due to the fact that I'm an outcast. I also haven't bothered to read your profile as I cannot read and even if I could, I wouldn't want to as I'm very lazy. I have however looked at the pretty pictures and I would very much like to shove my cock into you as this appeals to my natural instincts. Cheers"
Hahahahaha!!! What funny messages have you sent for a laugh and has anyone actually responded?
I have never sent a first message but now I'm tempted to send similar messages and see if they get deleted !!!!! Lol (yes it is a very dull day) "
Tell me about it... Why is everyone so boring?? The scousers are cool though! They usually have a laugh with you.
X |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Hiya!!! I've just sent this message to five women for a laugh. Each simply deleted it straight away!
How can they delete? I thought it was hilarious! I was pissing myself writing it. Some women are so boring!
The message said this:
"Hi, I am boring guy, I do not communicate well with others due to the fact that I'm an outcast. I also haven't bothered to read your profile as I cannot read and even if I could, I wouldn't want to as I'm very lazy. I have however looked at the pretty pictures and I would very much like to shove my cock into you as this appeals to my natural instincts. Cheers"
Hahahahaha!!! What funny messages have you sent for a laugh and has anyone actually responded?
we'll id have thought you would have had them falling at your feel with that little gem of a message, whats wrong with some women "
Exactly! Well here we have a woman who knows the score... A clever woman. Hahahahaha!! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Hiya!!! I've just sent this message to five women for a laugh. Each simply deleted it straight away!
How can they delete? I thought it was hilarious! I was pissing myself writing it. Some women are so boring!
The message said this:
"Hi, I am boring guy, I do not communicate well with others due to the fact that I'm an outcast. I also haven't bothered to read your profile as I cannot read and even if I could, I wouldn't want to as I'm very lazy. I have however looked at the pretty pictures and I would very much like to shove my cock into you as this appeals to my natural instincts. Cheers"
Hahahahaha!!! What funny messages have you sent for a laugh and has anyone actually responded?"
Awesome! Love it... |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I think it's funny and I would have replied!
Yey!!!
You know what this encouragement means don't you?"
It means that some dimwit blokes reading this will copy it and mail me.
You won't mail me cos I'm too old. Run! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"So between your 20-message interrogation, your 'funny' message and your standard c&p job, what's your response rate like?"
It's not 20 message interrogation... It's 20 message chat... Only 10 of those messages are Interrogating.. 10 are replies from her.
My response rate is brilliant actually... About 50%. That's surprisingly very high!
Never with stupid messages though!! But these messages weren't to pull.. just for a laugh. Haha! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I think it's funny and I would have replied!
Yey!!!
You know what this encouragement means don't you?
It means that some dimwit blokes reading this will copy it and mail me.
You won't mail me cos I'm too old. Run! "
Haha!!! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"OP you're a crack pot! Bonkers! and brave ....quite a hottie too judging from your pics!
Good luck...but a 'knock knock who's there?' type joke might have had a better response! "
Cheers bambi... These aren't my pulling lines or messages... These are just "let's piss about" messages to see if I get a funny response!
Thanks again bambi. Xx |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"OP you're a crack pot! Bonkers! and brave ....quite a hottie too judging from your pics!
Good luck...but a 'knock knock who's there?' type joke might have had a better response!
Cheers bambi... These aren't my pulling lines or messages... These are just "let's piss about" messages to see if I get a funny response!
Thanks again bambi. Xx"
My pleasure so....lets hear your pulling lines! If I was not in the OAP category (based on your age range Lol)...how would you pull an old bird like me?  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Humour doesn't always come across properly in writing and not everyone's sense of humour is the same. You'll do much better by sending individual messages and maybe saving the jokes for a few messages in. "
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"[Removed by poster at 02/10/13 16:00:39]"
i would have had to reply to that message out of curiosity plus it made me laugh reading it lol but guess thats my kind of humour
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"OP you're a crack pot! Bonkers! and brave ....quite a hottie too judging from your pics!
Good luck...but a 'knock knock who's there?' type joke might have had a better response!
Cheers bambi... These aren't my pulling lines or messages... These are just "let's piss about" messages to see if I get a funny response!
Thanks again bambi. Xx
My pleasure so....lets hear your pulling lines! If I was not in the OAP category (based on your age range Lol)...how would you pull an old bird like me? "
I'll pm you in a bit and tell you! The content wouldn't be appropriate for this audience. Hahahaha! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"OP you're a crack pot! Bonkers! and brave ....quite a hottie too judging from your pics!
Good luck...but a 'knock knock who's there?' type joke might have had a better response!
Cheers bambi... These aren't my pulling lines or messages... These are just "let's piss about" messages to see if I get a funny response!
Thanks again bambi. Xx
My pleasure so....lets hear your pulling lines! If I was not in the OAP category (based on your age range Lol)...how would you pull an old bird like me? "
Hahaha, I've just realised that you've blocked all males.... Even the "hotties". Haha!
Basically, I'd read your profile and ask you some open ended questions about something in your profile. (Ie what do you think of France, when did you go last, blah blah... I went to... Blah blah) Not questions which can be answered with yes or no. Make small but irregular compliments to you about something which I find attractive about you. Show passive interest!
If you respond well, I'd get into what I like sex wise! (Top secret) Then see your response!
For you though my darling, you're petite so I have a bit of a weakness! Hahaha!
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"OP you're a crack pot! Bonkers! and brave ....quite a hottie too judging from your pics!
Good luck...but a 'knock knock who's there?' type joke might have had a better response!
Cheers bambi... These aren't my pulling lines or messages... These are just "let's piss about" messages to see if I get a funny response!
Thanks again bambi. Xx
My pleasure so....lets hear your pulling lines! If I was not in the OAP category (based on your age range Lol)...how would you pull an old bird like me?
Hahaha, I've just realised that you've blocked all males.... Even the "hotties". Haha!
Basically, I'd read your profile and ask you some open ended questions about something in your profile. (Ie what do you think of France, when did you go last, blah blah... I went to... Blah blah) Not questions which can be answered with yes or no. Make small but irregular compliments to you about something which I find attractive about you. Show passive interest!
If you respond well, I'd get into what I like sex wise! (Top secret) Then see your response!
For you though my darling, you're petite so I have a bit of a weakness! Hahaha!
"
I think I'll just faint gracefully!  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Found it slightly amusing but at the same time we'd not reply to it and if that wasn't enough your habit of saying hahaha in every other sentence and sometimes twice in one sentence would drive us up the wall, thought that's what's 16 year olds do but good luck with your messages. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Dear John(Jones)
I'm devastated!
I was beginning to think you had restored my faith in people actualloy having a personality when I came accross a post titled "This grinds my gears"
You cheated John
Yours disappointed,
Zanna |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
"Hiya!!! I've just sent this message to five women for a laugh. Each simply deleted it straight away!
How can they delete? I thought it was hilarious! I was pissing myself writing it. Some women are so boring!
The message said this:
"Hi, I am boring guy, I do not communicate well with others due to the fact that I'm an outcast. I also haven't bothered to read your profile as I cannot read and even if I could, I wouldn't want to as I'm very lazy. I have however looked at the pretty pictures and I would very much like to shove my cock into you as this appeals to my natural instincts. Cheers"
Hahahahaha!!! What funny messages have you sent for a laugh and has anyone actually responded?"
I would find that amusing right up to the last sentence. Then I would delete it. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
» Add a new message to this topic
