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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What kind of kittens do you own?? 
My Marmy cat once caught a pigeon, slashed its jugular and then brought it indoors, blood squirting over the cream carpet 
He also once hid a dead blackbird behind some bags of compost, I didn't find it until it was wriggling with maggots |
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By *bi Haive OP Man
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"You know that's a gift for you right?
They love you so much they went out and killed for you and dragged it back home.
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Flowers would have been fine!!
Would it be TMI if I said they ate away at its head and the brain was bulging out . . . 
It has had now gone to its watery grave out the front
poor Alfred  |
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By *bi Haive OP Man
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"looks like you'll be spending the next few hours going round local pet shops trying to buy a replacement chipmunk then  "
Some are in (they said they don't have any for pets) and the one I thought I would belong to said all three of his are there (currently shagging apparently! )
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By *bi Haive OP Man
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"I haven't had the pleasure from my kitty yet...can't wait! "
I have now had a little black bird (only brought into garden though!) a baby vole, and now a chipmunk!!
I know when they have because the child runs around saying "look mummy, mouse!"
I blame all of it on Obi, he brought the bleady animals  |
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By *bi Haive OP Man
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Poor chippy
I've been lucky with my 4 rescue cats. All stay in my garden and never bring in any prezzies for me "
Mine don't go far - Gigantocat and Gay Cat run the roost around here - and they are always within distance of hearing the food tub!
Plus unless they go up the road, over a bridge or across the main road we are the only few houses here until the ones next door are built - so its go to be from around here!
I know it sounds bad, but I actually think the neighbour who said is wasn't one of his may be lying!
They are the kind of people who if the thing was injured etc wouldn't think twice about 'throwing it out' - which I think is what happened here, no way would they have been able to get into anyones house when they aren't even home then get into a cage! And he leaves his shed (which they keep feck loads of animals in!) open all day and all night, even in winter!
If he's saying it's not his though and everyone else says they don't have any then there's not much I can do  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You know that's a gift for you right?
They love you so much they went out and killed for you and dragged it back home.
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Yeah, but ours have never loved us so much they brought back a side of beef or half a pig.
Bah!, cats!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I haven't had the pleasure from my kitty yet...can't wait!
I have now had a little black bird (only brought into garden though!) a baby vole, and now a chipmunk!!
I know when they have because the child runs around saying "look mummy, mouse!"
I blame all of it on Obi, he brought the bleady animals "
Hey! Not my fault! I'm miles away!
*see if they can bring you a gift of beer, wine or cigs next time!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"WTF @ chipmunks?
Do your cats have access to the Channel tunnel?
Chipmunks aren't native to Britain.
Immigrant chipmunk!! "
Did it scream in a French accent, have a string of onions round it's neck or was it wearing a beret?  |
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"WTF @ chipmunks?
Do your cats have access to the Channel tunnel?
Chipmunks aren't native to Britain.
Immigrant chipmunk!! "
Since my post I have dispatched part of my R&D team to look into this and apparently there are around a 1,000 Siberian Chipmunks living in the South East of England. They come over in the channel tunnel apparently.
Your cats have done us a service as apparently they are in the EU's top 100 invasive species. |
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By *bi Haive OP Man
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"WTF @ chipmunks?
Do your cats have access to the Channel tunnel?
Chipmunks aren't native to Britain.
Immigrant chipmunk!!
Did it scream in a French accent, have a string of onions round it's neck or was it wearing a beret? "
No, he had a Ushanka and was shouting "Ee-dee nah hooy, Sooka" |
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By *bi Haive OP Man
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"WTF @ chipmunks?
Do your cats have access to the Channel tunnel?
Chipmunks aren't native to Britain.
Immigrant chipmunk!!
Since my post I have dispatched part of my R&D team to look into this and apparently there are around a 1,000 Siberian Chipmunks living in the South East of England. They come over in the channel tunnel apparently.
Your cats have done us a service as apparently they are in the EU's top 100 invasive species."
Um, it's the South West dear . . .  |
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"WTF @ chipmunks?
Do your cats have access to the Channel tunnel?
Chipmunks aren't native to Britain.
Immigrant chipmunk!!
Since my post I have dispatched part of my R&D team to look into this and apparently there are around a 1,000 Siberian Chipmunks living in the South East of England. They come over in the channel tunnel apparently.
Your cats have done us a service as apparently they are in the EU's top 100 invasive species.
Um, it's the South West dear . . . "
My data is from 2011, they may be growing. Or! You aren't where you believe you are.  |
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By *bi Haive OP Man
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"WTF @ chipmunks?
Do your cats have access to the Channel tunnel?
Chipmunks aren't native to Britain.
Immigrant chipmunk!!
Since my post I have dispatched part of my R&D team to look into this and apparently there are around a 1,000 Siberian Chipmunks living in the South East of England. They come over in the channel tunnel apparently.
Your cats have done us a service as apparently they are in the EU's top 100 invasive species.
Um, it's the South West dear . . .
My data is from 2011, they may be growing. Or! You aren't where you believe you are. "
Have you been moving my house again?! I told you before - I didn't like it in Grimsby! |
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"WTF @ chipmunks?
Do your cats have access to the Channel tunnel?
Chipmunks aren't native to Britain.
Immigrant chipmunk!!
Since my post I have dispatched part of my R&D team to look into this and apparently there are around a 1,000 Siberian Chipmunks living in the South East of England. They come over in the channel tunnel apparently.
Your cats have done us a service as apparently they are in the EU's top 100 invasive species.
Um, it's the South West dear . . .
My data is from 2011, they may be growing. Or! You aren't where you believe you are.
Have you been moving my house again?! I told you before - I didn't like it in Grimsby! "
I have been beta testing my brand new teleportation device, so expect some anomalies until it's perfected. I think it needs more glitter. They usually do. |
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By *bi Haive OP Man
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Are these the kittens that you rescued from the garden? If so they obviously think they are rescuing their own pets."
Yeah they are - then SOMEONE (not naming names) decided to keep them
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"Are these the kittens that you rescued from the garden? If so they obviously think they are rescuing their own pets.
Yeah they are - then SOMEONE (not naming names) decided to keep them
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You just look after them for him then? |
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By *bi Haive OP Man
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Are these the kittens that you rescued from the garden? If so they obviously think they are rescuing their own pets.
Yeah they are - then SOMEONE (not naming names) decided to keep them
You just look after them for him then? "
Only when I don't make him do it |
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"You know that's a gift for you right?
They love you so much they went out and killed for you and dragged it back home.
Yeah, but ours have never loved us so much they brought back a side of beef or half a pig.
Bah!, cats!!
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My aunt had two cats. One brought home a large steak one day by the end of the week both cats had been poisoned...
I don't agree with it but do think cats are out of control... We have had cats tear three of the kids paddling pools trying to drink the water, they have tried to attack our chickens plus leaving their shit in my garden... Oh and one got locked in my shed and pissed over a load of stuff. When the people knocked and said could they look in my shed the cat was so angry they had to borrow a blanket to pick it up...And did they return the blanket? Bloody cats and their owners. I bet the local cat owners would be pretty pissed if I went into their garden took a shit and broke some stuff... Death to all cats... |
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By *bi Haive OP Man
over a year ago
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Just had the neighbour who said it wasn't his knock on the door - it was one of his!!
Apparently 'she' was pregnant too and he is now left with just two males
I'm sorry, but if you keep animals out in a shed with the door wide open 24/7 is that not just asking for any predator type animal to get at them - even if the kids don't go in and play with cages leaving the doors open!
I feel bad for 'Alfreda' havng to die like that, but it wasn't really my kittens fault if she was let out by his kids! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You know that's a gift for you right?
They love you so much they went out and killed for you and dragged it back home.
Yeah, but ours have never loved us so much they brought back a side of beef or half a pig.
Bah!, cats!!
My aunt had two cats. One brought home a large steak one day by the end of the week both cats had been poisoned...
I don't agree with it but do think cats are out of control... We have had cats tear three of the kids paddling pools trying to drink the water, they have tried to attack our chickens plus leaving their shit in my garden... Oh and one got locked in my shed and pissed over a load of stuff. When the people knocked and said could they look in my shed the cat was so angry they had to borrow a blanket to pick it up...And did they return the blanket? Bloody cats and their owners. I bet the local cat owners would be pretty pissed if I went into their garden took a shit and broke some stuff... Death to all cats... "
So you're not a cat person then?  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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Just had the neighbour who said it wasn't his knock on the door - it was one of his!!
Apparently 'she' was pregnant too and he is now left with just two males
I'm sorry, but if you keep animals out in a shed with the door wide open 24/7 is that not just asking for any predator type animal to get at them - even if the kids don't go in and play with cages leaving the doors open!
I feel bad for 'Alfreda' havng to die like that, but it wasn't really my kittens fault if she was let out by his kids!"
Oh dear. Does he want to offer the two males for kitten training so that you can teach them to play nicely?
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How dare he have animals on his own land with having to check with all the local cat owners...
My ex wife wanted cats, so we got 2. One of them didn't like going out to the toilet so used sneak into the cupboard under the stairs and go right in the far end. I was never nasty to her as I don't believe in cruelty to animals... but she made me repeatedly empty the cupboard crawl on my front to get in a clean it up. So I out a litter tray in and she just went next to it... She left and the cats stayed...lol
But no I'm not a cat person... It wouldn't even be quite so bad if one of the cats would eat the squirrel that takes all the walnuts of my tree just before they are ripe... |
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By *bi Haive OP Man
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"How dare he have animals on his own land with having to check with all the local cat owners...
My ex wife wanted cats, so we got 2. One of them didn't like going out to the toilet so used sneak into the cupboard under the stairs and go right in the far end. I was never nasty to her as I don't believe in cruelty to animals... but she made me repeatedly empty the cupboard crawl on my front to get in a clean it up. So I out a litter tray in and she just went next to it... She left and the cats stayed...lol
But no I'm not a cat person... It wouldn't even be quite so bad if one of the cats would eat the squirrel that takes all the walnuts of my tree just before they are ripe... "
At what point did I say the guy had to check with any of us to keep animals?!
I just think it's a bit silly (and cruel during the winter) to keep them all in an OPEN shed outside and not at least close the door at night or in the winter to a) protect them from any predators and b) protect them from the elements
Not to mention from the kids getting in there and messing with their cages (as demonstrated today!) |
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My cats are quite keen on wood pigeons!
Things they've also come home with include a block of square ham and a lovebird.
Paddy particularly likes eating just the heads off bluetits. I think its because I force him to live in a house with a cage full of fancy rats. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Poor chippy
I've been lucky with my 4 rescue cats. All stay in my garden and never bring in any prezzies for me
Mine don't go far - Gigantocat and Gay Cat run the roost around here - and they are always within distance of hearing the food tub!
Plus unless they go up the road, over a bridge or across the main road we are the only few houses here until the ones next door are built - so its go to be from around here!
I know it sounds bad, but I actually think the neighbour who said is wasn't one of his may be lying!
They are the kind of people who if the thing was injured etc wouldn't think twice about 'throwing it out' - which I think is what happened here, no way would they have been able to get into anyones house when they aren't even home then get into a cage! And he leaves his shed (which they keep feck loads of animals in!) open all day and all night, even in winter!
If he's saying it's not his though and everyone else says they don't have any then there's not much I can do "
It's not your fault hun and if they keep loads of animals in a shed is get animal welfare onto them x |
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Just had the neighbour who said it wasn't his knock on the door - it was one of his!!
Apparently 'she' was pregnant too and he is now left with just two males
I'm sorry, but if you keep animals out in a shed with the door wide open 24/7 is that not just asking for any predator type animal to get at them - even if the kids don't go in and play with cages leaving the doors open!
I feel bad for 'Alfreda' havng to die like that, but it wasn't really my kittens fault if she was let out by his kids!"
Did he ask for a replacement or anything? |
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