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Is that a fox on your shoulder, or am I seeing double?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Is it a a Cock(erel) I see amongst all the flowers?
Its a very rare slug... sluggus pinkus wandswortius is the Latin name 
An educated slug is a rare slug indeed! "
Indeed. He's also immune to salt... so quite a rare creature |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No, I just let my armpit hair grow, d'ya wanna plait it for me? 
I can splice it with ya pubes and make a hammock for gnomes  I have no pubes....  "
Fecking gnomes mowed them off? |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"No, I just let my armpit hair grow, d'ya wanna plait it for me?
I can splice it with ya pubes and make a hammock for gnomes I have no pubes....
Fecking gnomes mowed them off?"
No that was the midgets.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"No, I just let my armpit hair grow, d'ya wanna plait it for me?
I can splice it with ya pubes and make a hammock for gnomes I have no pubes....
Fecking gnomes mowed them off?No that was the midgets.... "
you play with midgets and fancy gingers ... years ago they'd have you strapped to a ducking stool for witchcraft |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"There was a fox on my door step when I got home from choir. I haven't seen him on Fab though.
Did he forget his key?  "
He mat shares with a local cat. In the evening the fox is on the mat, in the morning when I leave it's a cat. So far the fox hasn't worked out how to get in but I have 4 intruder cats. If I gave them keys I'd get no peace at all and they can't reach the bell.
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"No, I just let my armpit hair grow, d'ya wanna plait it for me?
I can splice it with ya pubes and make a hammock for gnomes I have no pubes....
Fecking gnomes mowed them off?No that was the midgets....
you play with midgets and fancy gingers ... years ago they'd have you strapped to a ducking stool for witchcraft "
Wanna ride on my broomstick?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"No, I just let my armpit hair grow, d'ya wanna plait it for me?
I can splice it with ya pubes and make a hammock for gnomes I have no pubes....
Fecking gnomes mowed them off?No that was the midgets....
you play with midgets and fancy gingers ... years ago they'd have you strapped to a ducking stool for witchcraft Wanna ride on my broomstick? "
Is it a strap on broomstick? |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"No, I just let my armpit hair grow, d'ya wanna plait it for me?
I can splice it with ya pubes and make a hammock for gnomes I have no pubes....
Fecking gnomes mowed them off?No that was the midgets....
you play with midgets and fancy gingers ... years ago they'd have you strapped to a ducking stool for witchcraft Wanna ride on my broomstick?
Is it a strap on broomstick? "
Do you want it to be? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No, I just let my armpit hair grow, d'ya wanna plait it for me?
I can splice it with ya pubes and make a hammock for gnomes I have no pubes....
Fecking gnomes mowed them off?No that was the midgets....
you play with midgets and fancy gingers ... years ago they'd have you strapped to a ducking stool for witchcraft Wanna ride on my broomstick?
Is it a strap on broomstick? Do you want it to be? "
Yeah baby... |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"No, I just let my armpit hair grow, d'ya wanna plait it for me?
I can splice it with ya pubes and make a hammock for gnomes I have no pubes....
Fecking gnomes mowed them off?No that was the midgets....
you play with midgets and fancy gingers ... years ago they'd have you strapped to a ducking stool for witchcraft Wanna ride on my broomstick?
Is it a strap on broomstick? Do you want it to be?
Yeah baby... "
Hubble bubble toil and trouble...... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No, I just let my armpit hair grow, d'ya wanna plait it for me?
I can splice it with ya pubes and make a hammock for gnomes I have no pubes....
Fecking gnomes mowed them off?No that was the midgets....
you play with midgets and fancy gingers ... years ago they'd have you strapped to a ducking stool for witchcraft Wanna ride on my broomstick?
Is it a strap on broomstick? Do you want it to be?
Yeah baby... Hubble bubble toil and trouble...... "
Stop with the incantations and get ya knickers off... you've pulled x |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"No, I just let my armpit hair grow, d'ya wanna plait it for me?
I can splice it with ya pubes and make a hammock for gnomes I have no pubes....
Fecking gnomes mowed them off?No that was the midgets....
you play with midgets and fancy gingers ... years ago they'd have you strapped to a ducking stool for witchcraft Wanna ride on my broomstick?
Is it a strap on broomstick? Do you want it to be?
Yeah baby... Hubble bubble toil and trouble......
Stop with the incantations and get ya knickers off... you've pulled x"
Wooohooooo.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"No, I just let my armpit hair grow, d'ya wanna plait it for me?
I can splice it with ya pubes and make a hammock for gnomes I have no pubes....
Fecking gnomes mowed them off?No that was the midgets....
you play with midgets and fancy gingers ... years ago they'd have you strapped to a ducking stool for witchcraft Wanna ride on my broomstick?
Is it a strap on broomstick? Do you want it to be?
Yeah baby... Hubble bubble toil and trouble......
Stop with the incantations and get ya knickers off... you've pulled xWooohooooo.... "
Im on me way... Brace yaself |
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