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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Carefully 
Seriously, it's not much different from shaving anywhere else. Make sure the hair is moistened (I do it in the shower) then work through it systematically. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was asked a very important question today.....Asking how does a man shave their dangly bits...
So gentlemen of fab how do you shave your bits and bobs??   "
I use a razor  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Get some razor wire, make a fence like piece, straddle it and hope for the best!
Whatever you do, don't use disposables! I've got the scars  "
You need to downgrade from 007, licensed to kill, then. 001, licensed to scar a bit.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Taking the sharpest thing in your toiletry bag, to the wrinkliest part of ones anatomy is always a hair raising task. I tend to use an electric beard trimmer with a guard on and lots of care, gives a safe close trim. (it's not the same trimer I use on my gave fuzz btw) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nice warm water lots of soap, start with the shaft and shave that down to where it meets the body, then shave the pubic area leaving a little landing strip (Mrs liddy doesn't like it completely bald), then careful shave the plums right down to where the skin meets the leg, a really good rinse and then check for hairs I may of missed,
Not an amusing answer but the truth lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Get some razor wire, make a fence like piece, straddle it and hope for the best!
Whatever you do, don't use disposables! I've got the scars
You need to downgrade from 007, licensed to kill, then. 001, licensed to scar a bit.
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If I had a Mrs it would be 'with her Razor' as when I did have one (put the violins away) she would use mine.
I trim them with scissors now but last time I shaved them the shaving gel said 'cooling' or something, its was a very strange feeling, I didnt like it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If I had a Mrs it would be 'with her Razor' as when I did have one (put the violins away) she would use mine.
I trim them with scissors now but last time I shaved them the shaving gel said 'cooling' or something, its was a very strange feeling, I didnt like it."
Men's razors are far better! |
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"If I had a Mrs it would be 'with her Razor' as when I did have one (put the violins away) she would use mine.
I trim them with scissors now but last time I shaved them the shaving gel said 'cooling' or something, its was a very strange feeling, I didnt like it.
Men's razors are far better! "
I remember her saying that, nothing worse then slapping the gel on, getting a froth, turning the tap off, grabbing your Gilette and thinking 'wtf are those spiders legs doing in there'.
I dont miss it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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id never use a guardless clippers. almost guaranteed to get ur sack caught in the teeth
i get most done with a good shaving cream and a razor and finish up any bits dry shaving the secret is to pull the skin taut |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pfft !
I don't know what the fuss is about 
Just use a fresh razor and take it slow and steady just as you would your chin ...
Keep the skin taught and smooth and never had a nick in my life
How's your foof Cheeky ? |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Pfft !
I don't know what the fuss is about
Just use a fresh razor and take it slow and steady just as you would your chin ...
Keep the skin taught and smooth and never had a nick in my life
How's your foof Cheeky ? "
my foof is smooth and silky |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Be very careful with hair removal creams - the skin in that area is pretty sensitive, if you leave the cream on for too long you're in for chemical burns. I speak from experience. |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Be very careful with hair removal creams - the skin in that area is pretty sensitive, if you leave the cream on for too long you're in for chemical burns. I speak from experience. "
Veet for men?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was asked a very important question today.....Asking how does a man shave their dangly bits...
So gentlemen of fab how do you shave your bits and bobs?? "
With a brillo pad smothered in Ajax |
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If you are going to use some form of cream, DO NOT wash the area first!
Washing removes natural oils in the skin, and opens up the pores, you are much more likely to suffer burns or discomfort if you do. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Take two glugs of Jack Daniels.
Take two more glugs of Jack Daniels.
Poor two glugs of Jack Daniels on your balls. Light match...... Whoosh!
Phone 999
Finish of jack Daniels! |
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Wet shave with a razor. Use lots of soap.
Pull tight and go with the "grain"
Plenty of lotion afterwards.
For a softer regrowth, use facial clippers (the smaller ones). dry, but same as before in ensuring tight skin before hair removal. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't go down to the bare skin. I just pull out my hedge trimmers and get a nice trim job going. I cant go full bare because having my dangly bits all clean shaven whilst the rest of my body has decent amounys of hair...well it would look extremely silly. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was asked a very important question today.....Asking how does a man shave their dangly bits...
So gentlemen of fab how do you shave your bits and bobs?? "
i get the wife to do mine by threading
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was asked a very important question today.....Asking how does a man shave their dangly bits...
So gentlemen of fab how do you shave your bits and bobs??
i get the wife to do mine by threading
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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this sort of reminded me of when i was in the beauty salon in Sharm i had just had a hair cut and a shave when the next guy was having his don as i sat out side the gut was having his Nasal hair removed by threading, you could see the tears rolling down his face as i sat out side waiting for the mrs, when the guy shouted to me did it hurt you, i replied na it was great , and as he was finishing off i popped my head in the door and said ok i own up i never had my nasal hair threaded i had waxed back in the uk, then i ducked as a cup came flying my way |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok what do you do if you cut your blocks are you men.....men or mouse? "
I can't recall in over 40 years of shaving having ever 'nicked' my bollox. I do no special preparation just shower gel, a razor n away I go. Removing remainder of pubic hair is usually more of a faddle if I go for total removal but these days I sport tight trim topiary |
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"Make sure you put plenty of aftershave on upon completion  "
I am embarrassed to say that I did that once (ONLY once) when I was a naiive teenager! Brut, I think it was! Well, what can I say? I was young and my mum didn't tell me not to!  |
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"I'm old skool!...
I lather up a load of soap and then shave using a sharp bowie knife. I rinse it all off in a bucket of rain water..."
How wimpy can ya get? 
I use a blunt Bowie knife and iced water from a glacier. Soap? Ha! I don't use soap. A handful of rock from a volcano. |
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two disposable razors . preferably bic sensitives .. shaving gel or hair conditioner .. the olov patent method .. put both razors in a sink of hot water.. take one out .. shave a bit . chuck back in sink and take out the other razor and continue .. chuck second razor back in sink and pick up the first one .. all the foam and shavi.gs will easily rinse out now and you have a nice clean quickly rinsed razor to continue .. repeat til finished pulling any wrinkly skin taut .. simples |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I'm old skool!...
I lather up a load of soap and then shave using a sharp bowie knife. I rinse it all off in a bucket of rain water...
How wimpy can ya get?
I use a blunt Bowie knife and iced water from a glacier. Soap? Ha! I don't use soap. A handful of rock from a volcano. "
Wimp! What's wrong with a flint you've knocked from a stone? |
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"I'm old skool!...
I lather up a load of soap and then shave using a sharp bowie knife. I rinse it all off in a bucket of rain water...
How wimpy can ya get?
I use a blunt Bowie knife and iced water from a glacier. Soap? Ha! I don't use soap. A handful of rock from a volcano.
Wimp! What's wrong with a flint you've knocked from a
stone?"
You're right! I shave blindfolded too. And drink beer and watch the footie at the same time. Real men multitask. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm going to set up my own knob serving salon no blow jobs included....
You managed to cut yourself
I'm not letting you near me with a razor
Lol....true but that was once lol "
you need a very steady hand |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Don't go "against the grain", not until you have it all shaven down and smoothed out. Then balm ones self moderately. Be sure to leave a fashionable pair of sideburns in colder weather, your nuts will thank you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Take two glugs of Jack Daniels.
Take two more glugs of Jack Daniels.
Poor two glugs of Jack Daniels on your balls. Light match...... Whoosh!
Phone 999
Finish of jack Daniels! "
What a waste of Jack Dainels! |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
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Use Veet Sensitive. But always try it first on a small area first and follow instructions. Then wait 24 hours to see if any reaction. If not, then it is usually safe to go ahead with whole area.
But apply it straight onto skin without wetting it first as it works far better and faster too. I usually find I rinse it off after 6-7 minutes and results are excellent. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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personally i pluck my ball bag!! i have been doing it for years and so i find that my hair has started to become finer and not as dense. As long as i keep on top of it i normally spend an hour a week spread across a few days. i also use hair trimmers to trim my pubic area and do this once a week. I have tried shaving and the regrowth drives me mad and i think i look better with a short trimmed pubic area rather than a rash and red area |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I reckon half the men on here are fibbing, not one of em has mentionned putting the razor down whilst they have a tug before washing the soap and hairs off.
In reality, it's a doddle, easier than the face/chin area. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
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I reckon half the men on here are fibbing, not one of em has mentionned putting the razor down whilst they have a tug before washing the soap and hairs off.
In reality, it's a doddle, easier than the face/chin area. "
Is that why you only have one? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I get the hairdresser to do mine. She was a bit surprised the first time but got stuck in straight away fair play to her. Now she waits until the salon is empty, and pulls the window blinds down
The funniest bit is when she gets me to bend over to look in the mirror. |
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