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over a year ago
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I have a different 'shit film' conundrum.
I can be finding a film really shit but at the end I find out it's based on true life events and suddenly it seems quite good. |
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Fuck knows.
Prometheus. - I wanted to leave halfway through the film but forced myself to stay thinking "It'll get better. It'll get better"...
It didn't.
2 hours of my life I'll never get back.
- Amy. x |
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"why is it even if you are watching a shit film you still ave to watch it till the end.
Slither has to be the worst film i have ever seen......ever!!!!"
I sat up and watched a pretty crap Kevin Costner film a while back. Like you say, it left me thinking that's two hours of my life I will always regret wasting. |
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You had to watch Slither to the end because Nathan Fillion is awesome (the sheriff). And Michael Rooker is also awesome (the cheating husband/alien). As is Gregg Henry (the town Mayor). As is Elizabeth Banks (the blonde).
Any argument will be met by my sleeping.
Oh fuck that's what I'm supposed to be doing...
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By (user no longer on site)
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zardoz!!!!!
it had sean connery in so we thought it would be decent, but to this day i have no idea what it was about, other than its set in a post apocolypse land of Oz (i shit you not!!!) |
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"The Green Mile. Utter dirge. I went and had a bath while Ju finished watching it. Watching the bubbles form was more interesting. "
i can't go with that one sorry it was a fantastic film |
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"The Green Mile. Utter dirge. I went and had a bath while Ju finished watching it. Watching the bubbles form was more interesting. "
omg!!! you are dead to me lol |
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"The Green Mile. Utter dirge. I went and had a bath while Ju finished watching it. Watching the bubbles form was more interesting. "
Sorry, you are wrong...great film.
Why is it, as I've decided to go to bed, I turn on the kitchen telly, bump into some random, unheard of film that grabs my feeble brain and makes me lean on the worktop for 90 minutes, begging it to get better and only succeed in making me knackered the next day!  |
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"You had to watch Slither to the end because Nathan Fillion is awesome (the sheriff). And Michael Rooker is also awesome (the cheating husband/alien). As is Gregg Henry (the town Mayor). As is Elizabeth Banks (the blonde).
Any argument will be met by my sleeping.
Oh fuck that's what I'm supposed to be doing...
zzzzzzzzzzzz"
I quite like Slither too. It's a proper B-movie and doesn't take itself seriously at all. The soundtrack is also pretty good, especially the track by The Yahoo's at the end.
Another great, yet incredibly bad movie is Iron Sky, its awful yet absolutely brilliant at the same time! |
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"GI Joe. Total complete and utter wank.
In fact anything with Channing Tatum in it. Shit name, shit actor.
Finally, we agree on something!...   "
No we don't!  |
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"The Green Mile. Utter dirge. I went and had a bath while Ju finished watching it. Watching the bubbles form was more interesting."
I liked The Green Mile, but it could've done without the pointless chunk at the beginning and end, which detracted from the meat of the story. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You had to watch Slither to the end because Nathan Fillion is awesome (the sheriff). And Michael Rooker is also awesome (the cheating husband/alien). As is Gregg Henry (the town Mayor). As is Elizabeth Banks (the blonde).
Any argument will be met by my sleeping.
Oh fuck that's what I'm supposed to be doing...
zzzzzzzzzzzz
I quite like Slither too. It's a proper B-movie and doesn't take itself seriously at all. The soundtrack is also pretty good, especially the track by The Yahoo's at the end.
Another great, yet incredibly bad movie is Iron Sky, its awful yet absolutely brilliant at the same time!"
The maker of Slither also made Super which i think is fantastically twisted but other people arent impressed. He's also doing Guardians of the Galaxy next. |
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"some film about a bloke in a coffin buried alive. He never even gets rescued!"
Buried. I thought 'it can't be a bad film, perving at Ryan Reynolds for 90 minutes.' Got no idea how it ended turned it off after 20 minites!! Think that was the last film I turned off without finishing. |
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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago
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Another vote for Zardos.
Some films are so bad they are truly funny. Plan 9 From Outer Space, B Movie, was bad, among other things, being in black and white, it was mostly supposed to happen at night, scenes shot in daylight were supposed to be put through an optical process to make them look night time - they forgot.  flashes from daytime to night time and so on. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Scary Movie 2
Adam Sandler Films excluding Water Boy & Punch D*unk Love
Ironman 3 as it wasn't true to the comics
Big Trouble in Little China so bad it's brilliant.
The 3rd Matrix Film
Mortal Kombat and it's sequal.
Danny Dyer Films
Kieth Lemon
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Havent watched it but on sky at the minute they keep showing a film called "Abraham Lincoln vampire hunter" now theres something about that title that tells me it's going to be absolute crap ! |
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"Havent watched it but on sky at the minute they keep showing a film called "Abraham Lincoln vampire hunter" now theres something about that title that tells me it's going to be absolute crap ! "
It's actually quite a good film. I like watching it. Obviously not historically true (although the book is based on, is a great account of the civil war), but a good watch none the less. |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
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Batman - The Dark Knight Rises.
I got to the point where I no longer cared who lived or died.
You know a film is pants when you get up to make a cup of tea and don't bother to pause it.  |
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Oh. And on other one ... Expendables 2. No story. No start or end. It was like a collection of cutting room floor shots poddled together.
The original Avengers movie with Uma Thurman in (nuff said) and Bright Lights, Big City with Michael J Fox....oh. and There Will Be Blood .... oh...and here's another ...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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shit b movies are the best!!
to name a few you need to watch...
hobo with a shotgun
cockneys vs zombies
hansel and gretal get baked
bad milo
detention of the dead
yes ok i admit i have a B movie addiction, but they are so much better than hollywood!!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"shit b movies are the best!!
to name a few you need to watch...
hobo with a shotgun
cockneys vs zombies
hansel and gretal get baked
bad milo
detention of the dead
yes ok i admit i have a B movie addiction, but they are so much better than hollywood!!
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Cockney's vs Zombies was brilliant...Richard Briars 'running' had me in stitches...  |
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"Green street was complete shit. Charlie Hunnam's cockney accent was the worst since Dick van Dykes in Mary Poppins!
Anything with Danny Dyer in is shit by default!"
Have you seen borstal boy ? Danny Dyer is very good in it and it's a great film. It's nothing like the title suggests either. |
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"Green street was complete shit. Charlie Hunnam's cockney accent was the worst since Dick van Dykes in Mary Poppins!
Anything with Danny Dyer in is shit by default!"
hate that guy...total eejit!! |
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"Biker boys, Torque.
Pain & Gain, for a true story i thought it was crap.
Correct on all three!
Mark Kermode had a full blown rant about the latter .. So it really must've been bad ..."
Mark Kermode is a brilliant critic, how he didn't get the Film xxxx after Barry Norman is crazy.
Claudia Winkleman is pretty good though, very easy on the eye too, which ain't a bad thing. |
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He's brilliant on stage, but why is it that any film with Eddie Izzard in it is automatically crud - even if, which is normally the case, he's good in it. Somehow he's the albatross on the ship. |
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"Biker boys, Torque.
Pain & Gain, for a true story i thought it was crap.
Correct on all three!
Mark Kermode had a full blown rant about the latter .. So it really must've been bad ...
Mark Kermode is a brilliant critic, how he didn't get the Film xxxx after Barry Norman is crazy.
Claudia Winkleman is pretty good though, very easy on the eye too, which ain't a bad thing. "
I was going to give Pain & Gain a chance. Still will, but I had reservations with it being Michael Bay. That man lives in a fucked up daydream and god knows how he gets so much film funding |
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Well worth waiting for the brilliant ending.