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If you were a household product

By *ee Viante OP Woman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

What would you be and what would your advertising strap line be?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

mr muscle.

I got turned down for the ad's as i was too skinny lol.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

massaging chair, come and sit on me and let me take away the stress of the day and give you total pleasure

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What would you be and what would your advertising strap line be?"

I would be a bug spray for the forums......

"bugs in the bed....? bugs in a thread ..? let me spray them and watch them scream till there dead"

By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

dyson.....never loses its suck

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Flora.....spreads easy

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If I were???

I am

The little house fairy

By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

flash aah aah .. saviour of the universe