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over a year ago
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"Why does feeling poorly turn me into a soppy softy?
Does it make you want to look at kittens or shoot squirrels?"
Shoot squirrels and punch people..in the face!   |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Why does feeling poorly turn me into a soppy softy?
Does it make you want to look at kittens or shoot squirrels?
Shoot squirrels and punch people..in the face! "
What happens if they duck? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why does feeling poorly turn me into a soppy softy?
Does it make you want to look at kittens or shoot squirrels?
Shoot squirrels and punch people..in the face!
What happens if they duck?"
I knee them in the face.
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I just want huggles when I'm proper poorly so as there is normally a distinct lack of them available on tap I get miserable and hide away. "
I really wanted someone to nuggle into last night to help me get to sleep. I'm a bit better today but still want to look at cute things. Emergency Cute Stuff has had too many visits today. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Why does feeling poorly turn me into a soppy softy?
Does it make you want to look at kittens or shoot squirrels?
Shoot squirrels and punch people..in the face!
What happens if they duck?
I knee them in the face.
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A double move planned for all eventualities. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why does feeling poorly turn me into a soppy softy?
Does it make you want to look at kittens or shoot squirrels?
Shoot squirrels and punch people..in the face!
What happens if they duck?
I knee them in the face.
A double move planned for all eventualities."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why does feeling poorly turn me into a soppy softy?
Does it make you want to look at kittens or shoot squirrels?
Shoot squirrels and punch people..in the face!
What happens if they duck?"
The squirrels ?  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"If I am proper poorly..... Them I just want to be left alone... So guessing I would be shooting anything that disturbed me "
I wouldn't have the energy for shooting.
I don't want disturbing, just someone to cuddle when I WANT it and someone to fetch things when I WANT and maybe someone to sing Soft Kitty.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I just want huggles when I'm proper poorly so as there is normally a distinct lack of them available on tap I get miserable and hide away.
I really wanted someone to nuggle into last night to help me get to sleep. I'm a bit better today but still want to look at cute things. Emergency Cute Stuff has had too many visits today."
You do realise that "nuggling" is illegal unless done by a monkey  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I just want huggles when I'm proper poorly so as there is normally a distinct lack of them available on tap I get miserable and hide away.
I really wanted someone to nuggle into last night to help me get to sleep. I'm a bit better today but still want to look at cute things. Emergency Cute Stuff has had too many visits today.
You do realise that "nuggling" is illegal unless done by a monkey "
Funky will do. I don't think he's any good at Soft Kitty though. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Oh no I retreat under the duvet and watch ridiculously sad films and snuggle my shi tzu. "
That's what I need - a soppy film!
I manage an hour of work, some rest and then a bit on here and start all over again. Finding a hotel in Birmingham is my next job.
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
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"If you weren't allergic I could lend you a fluffy, warm, purry cat who loves snuggles. Excellent hot water bottle.
Can they sing Soft Kitty and fetch things?"
She can't sing but she mutters and mumbles in a very cute way and she purrs a lot. She can fetch small things she can pick up but tends to prefer to steal things that interest her rather than actually being helpful. |
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