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What do aliens get out of abducting people?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How do you know how many are brought back ? If you abducted Jeremy Kyle, would you keep him ?  "
They go ion tv when they come back and tell about being abducted 1000's of Americans and others say they have. Oh and Mexicans too. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"They only abduct the nutters who've just left the pub"
Some of them on telly look nutters but they said they were out walking or in bed when abducted not outside the pub. Maybe they were too pissed to remember it was at the pub? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I am sure Vince Cable is an alien , there is something odd about him ."
Vince cable is a scary fucker you might be right but he isn't grey and the aliens are greys apparently. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"They only abduct the nutters who've just left the pub
Jeeze my friends are going to give me a lift home.  "
I would the probe thing is supposed to be the size of popeye's fist!  |
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When I got abducted way back in 2013 bc, it was all quite a bit of a shock to me if I'm honest.
The bastards didn't even have a ladder to their saucer and the tea making facilities left a lot to be desired.
Robotic sex, ha, don't even go there.
I endured 72 hours of E.T. on an endless loop and had David Bowie's Life On Mars on constant playback due to the implant in ma now vegetated brain 
Believe me, it's not worth it.
STEP AWAY FROM ALIENS |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There was film called 'the fire came down' I think which was about alien abductions. Quite good, I remember "
Are you thinking of "fire in the sky"? Great movie 
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Like intergalactic swingers really - they grab, abuse, and then return - probably for other aliens to have a go later! 
