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dust is afraid of light
dust bunnies occur when the total mass of dust + hair reaches equilibrium causing chaos effect to take over.
once several particles of dust attach themselves to a hair the process continues until all the dust and hair is together. it then takes on sentient properties and chases you around the bedroom......
Think i should not have done mushrooms tonight.
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"dust is afraid of light
dust bunnies occur when the total mass of dust + hair reaches equilibrium causing chaos effect to take over.
once several particles of dust attach themselves to a hair the process continues until all the dust and hair is together. it then takes on sentient properties and chases you around the bedroom......
Think i should not have done mushrooms tonight.
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That's two scary things in one post. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why does it like to congregate under the bed?
Because you don't clean properly
There is that. I'm going down the Quentin Crisp route I think."
Turning gay and moving to New York? |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Why does it like to congregate under the bed?
Because you don't clean properly
There is that. I'm going down the Quentin Crisp route I think.
Turning gay and moving to New York? "
I'm not going to move to New York. Terribly dusty there last time I went. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why does it like to congregate under the bed?
Because you don't clean properly
There is that. I'm going down the Quentin Crisp route I think.
Turning gay and moving to New York?
I'm not going to move to New York. Terribly dusty there last time I went."
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By (user no longer on site)
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"dust is afraid of light
dust bunnies occur when the total mass of dust + hair reaches equilibrium causing chaos effect to take over.
once several particles of dust attach themselves to a hair the process continues until all the dust and hair is together. it then takes on sentient properties and chases you around the bedroom......
Think i should not have done mushrooms tonight.
That's two scary things in one post."
I am currently hiding on the ceiling because i need to clean up too, lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why does it like to congregate under the bed?
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It only congregates in areas you don't clean, my gran has a bad hip so hers gathers on the top of cupboards as she is unable to reach though at her age her carpets and under furniture and beds is pristine. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Nothing as I don't have an under the bed lol
you sleep in mid air ???
Yes "
I know that the way to fly is to throw yourself at the floor and miss, but levitation is a bit beyond me. Can you pop over and teach me how ???
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