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over a year ago
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"nope thats the bonus eye candy , now all you need is a reason to call him over every five mins
i find pullin all the wires out work  "
lmao!  sorry no disrespect for anyone in a hospital bed , plugged in, wired up or intubated but damn I laughed out loud then! |
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"nope thats the bonus eye candy , now all you need is a reason to call him over every five mins
i find pullin all the wires out work "
Owwww I already did the calling over thing the other day and he came trotty over for a natter both times
Tonight I'll be putting some slap on and a nice pair of shoes |
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Oh and I've checked he has no wedding ring and he is able to change shifts and do lates at the drop of a hat without having to ring home... not that I listened or that's how I know he's on duty tonight  |
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"Oh and I've checked he has no wedding ring and he is able to change shifts and do lates at the drop of a hat without having to ring home... not that I listened or that's how I know he's on duty tonight "
ffs...now you're starting to sound like a stalker...LMAO!! |
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"Oh and I've checked he has no wedding ring and he is able to change shifts and do lates at the drop of a hat without having to ring home... not that I listened or that's how I know he's on duty tonight
ffs...now you're starting to sound like a stalker...LMAO!! "
You have to do your homework before hitting on a vanilla and offering them lust fuelled steamy sex!  |
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"Aren't all male nurses gay?"
This one sure isn't
6'2'' I'd say, shaved head, covered in tattoos and built like a brick shithouse... with a smile that melts your lady bits.
OK - final check:
smokey eyes... check
lucious lip gloss... check
low cut top ... check
push-up bra... check
leather boots... check
a hint of fine fragrance... check
Right... here goes. |
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By *wned EmCouple
over a year ago
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"Aren't all male nurses gay?
This one sure isn't
6'2'' I'd say, shaved head, covered in tattoos and built like a brick shithouse... with a smile that melts your lady bits.
OK - final check:
smokey eyes... check
lucious lip gloss... check
low cut top ... check
push-up bra... check
leather boots... check
a hint of fine fragrance... check
Right... here goes."
Mmmm Well if all that don't work ask him if he wants a threesome. I'm game! |
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Definitely straight!
Ex-Marine……oh what a body!
Funny, charming and spent over half an hour sitting chatting with me. Responsive body language to the subtle flirtatious comments. My crotch was throbbing and all juiced-up… then I over heard him mention “my missus” to someone else… bollox, bollox, bollox, bollox, bollox, bollox, bollox, bollox, bollox, BOLLOX!  |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
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"Is it wrong my motivation for going to visit a close relative in hospital is that I know a really fit male nurse is on duty tonight  "
He he he well its the feisty nurses with wicked glints in their eye that always encourages me to visit so i dont blame ya  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Aren't all male nurses gay?
This one sure isn't
6'2'' I'd say, shaved head, covered in tattoos and built like a brick shithouse... with a smile that melts your lady bits.
OK - final check:
smokey eyes... check
lucious lip gloss... check
low cut top ... check
push-up bra... check
leather boots... check
a hint of fine fragrance... check
Right... here goes."
Nothing to say, I just thought the mental image was good enough for me to enjoy twice |
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By *zMaleMan
over a year ago
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The male nurse I had was bent as a nine bob note.......... the female nurses were as butch as him but there again they may have been in drag LOL.
If there are any nurses looking from Treliske hospital you're safe cos I wasn't there at the time 
Trouble was i had a Kidney stone and everything was centered on my Japs eye.
Can I say that in this political correct world we live in |
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