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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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Describe what a troll looks like, where they live and their social lives.
Do they live under the Trip Trap Bridge?
In a light-hearted fun way please. No descriptions of real or perceived trolls on Fab.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well,a female troll is called a trollop and instead of fucking doggy style, they fuck goaty style. "
I wanna try goaty style,always looking for New positions,how Do you Do it lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What would a good name be for a troll? Or place where they live? I think Trev would be a good name for a troll. Not Trevor. Just Trev. From Trowbridge.
Apologies to anyone called Trev from Trowbridge.
Not really. |
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"Well,a female troll is called a trollop and instead of fucking doggy style, they fuck goaty style.
I wanna try goaty style,always looking for New positions,how Do you Do it lol"
The woman puts her hair into two side pig tails that the guy can grab and hold and yank on. They are the horns. A little ripe goats cheese spread liberally about the nether regions will add a little aroma to the proceedings. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Well,a female troll is called a trollop and instead of fucking doggy style, they fuck goaty style.
I wanna try goaty style,always looking for New positions,how Do you Do it lol
The woman puts her hair into two side pig tails that the guy can grab and hold and yank on. They are the horns. A little ripe goats cheese spread liberally about the nether regions will add a little aroma to the proceedings. "
Does anyone have to eat the washing? |
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Eat the washing? No. Swapping underwear and then wearing it on their heads is quite enough. It means things are a bit muffled too when speaking so when she says "harder", the guy can stop and get more cheese and when she gets cross, he can say "I thought you said Larder". |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well,a female troll is called a trollop and instead of fucking doggy style, they fuck goaty style.
I wanna try goaty style,always looking for New positions,how Do you Do it lol
The woman puts her hair into two side pig tails that the guy can grab and hold and yank on. They are the horns. A little ripe goats cheese spread liberally about the nether regions will add a little aroma to the proceedings.
Does anyone have to eat the washing?"
Right adds goats cheese and hairbands to naughty bag,i leave the man to eat his socks,call it dessert after goats cheese |
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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago
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"Well,a female troll is called a trollop and instead of fucking doggy style, they fuck goaty style. "
please elaborate on goaty style... does that mean chewing the cud while making Japanese porn style bleating noises? |
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"Well,a female troll is called a trollop and instead of fucking doggy style, they fuck goaty style.
please elaborate on goaty style... does that mean chewing the cud while making Japanese porn style bleating noises? "
Yes, especially if the guy has a goatee beard. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Well,a female troll is called a trollop and instead of fucking doggy style, they fuck goaty style.
please elaborate on goaty style... does that mean chewing the cud while making Japanese porn style bleating noises?
Yes, especially if the guy has a goatee beard. "
Troll sex has become the Goaty now.
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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago
Rockford |
"Well,a female troll is called a trollop and instead of fucking doggy style, they fuck goaty style.
please elaborate on goaty style... does that mean chewing the cud while making Japanese porn style bleating noises?
Yes, especially if the guy has a goatee beard. "
is it wrong I want try this? Oh no I think I am a troll |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Well,a female troll is called a trollop and instead of fucking doggy style, they fuck goaty style.
please elaborate on goaty style... does that mean chewing the cud while making Japanese porn style bleating noises?
Yes, especially if the guy has a goatee beard.
is it wrong I want try this? Oh no I think I am a troll "
Let's see how quickly Steve gets people doing the Goaty. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am a mole and I live in a hole...next door to the trolls xx
Dave needs to brush off the leaves when he exits from the hole. "
Hey Lickety, it will fall off soon enough, autumn is here xx. D. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I am a mole and I live in a hole...next door to the trolls xx
Dave needs to brush off the leaves when he exits from the hole.
Hey Lickety, it will fall off soon enough, autumn is here xx. D."
I didn't realise it was growing from his branch. |
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