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There once was a Rabbi named Keith

By *urvywelsh OP Couple over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

Who circumcised men with his teeth

It wasn't for leisure

Or sexual pleasure,

But to get to the cheese underneath!

Any more? Can't sleep and fancy a giggle

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can't sleep and fancy a giggle is one thing, but that's totally grossed me out lol

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You're ssssoooooooo not aloud to tell limericks in this day and age!!!!

There once was an Arab called Wunk,

Who longed for elephant trunk,

........nah, not worth it!! Ö