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Did you know that every glass of water you drink (just about irrespective of the size of the glass), contains at least one molecule that passed through the bladder of Oliver Cromwell? Furthermore, there is nothing special about Oliver Cromwell, but the same is true of every person alive at the time, or before, and many of the people since too.
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"Did you know that every glass of water you drink (just about irrespective of the size of the glass), contains at least one molecule that passed through the bladder of Oliver Cromwell? Furthermore, there is nothing special about Oliver Cromwell, but the same is true of every person alive at the time, or before, and many of the people since too.
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"Did you know that every glass of water you drink (just about irrespective of the size of the glass), contains at least one molecule that passed through the bladder of Oliver Cromwell? Furthermore, there is nothing special about Oliver Cromwell, but the same is true of every person alive at the time, or before, and many of the people since too.
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did he pee in the bath? "
It's not the real Oliver Cromwell... it's just the nickname they give to Albert who repairs the pumping station equipment for Severn Trent Water.... weak bladder. |
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"Did you know that every glass of water you drink (just about irrespective of the size of the glass), contains at least one molecule that passed through the bladder of Oliver Cromwell? Furthermore, there is nothing special about Oliver Cromwell, but the same is true of every person alive at the time, or before, and many of the people since too.
Happy drinking.
did he pee in the bath?
It's not the real Oliver Cromwell... it's just the nickname they give to Albert who repairs the pumping station equipment for Severn Trent Water.... weak bladder."
Old Piss Pot Albert.....didn't realise he was still about...thought he'd retired  |
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Maybe. More importantly, a pint of water contains roughly 189 420 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 molecules of water. It can be shown that there is practically no chance that at least one of those hasn't been just about anywhere you care to name, as long as it's on the same planet. |
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"I drink at least 8 pints of water every day and have done for past 27 years and it has not done me any harm."
Oh, I wouldn't say that, it seems to have made you camera shy.  |
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