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No one really wants to exit this world too soon, but if you did go how would you want it to happen? In your sleep in old age, or some kind of blaze of glory?
My friends say I'll be buried in my car as no one will be able to cut me out of the wreck. Personally I'd rather go out like red dwarfs Dave Lister, at the ripe old age of 181, choking while trying to take a bra off with my teeth.
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By *ofakindCouple
over a year ago
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My grandma passed away peacefully in her sleep, unlike the kids screaming in the back of her car!!!
Jokes aside I seem to think I may be killed by a truck... I have no idea why but it's something I've felt since I can remember |
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Let me die a youngman's death
not a clean and inbetween
the sheets holywater death
not a famous-last-words
peaceful out of breath death
When I'm 73
and in constant good tumour
may I be mown down at dawn
by a bright red sports car
on my way home
from an allnight party
Or when I'm 91
with silver hair
and sitting in a barber's chair
may rival gangsters
with hamfisted tommyguns burst in
and give me a short back and insides
Or when I'm 104
and banned from the Cavern
may my mistress
catching me in bed with her daughter
and fearing for her son
cut me up into little pieces
and throw away every piece but one
Let me die a youngman's death
not a free from sin tiptoe in
candle wax and waning death
not a curtains drawn by angels borne
'what a nice way to go' death
Thank you Roger McGough |
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"I'd like it to be peaceful in my old age, but with my track record it's likely to be doing something monumentally stupid, had one or two close calls already "
lol .. would love to hear about them !  |
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"I will die knowing I have lived my life to the full, not missed an opportunity to enjoy myself, having been good to my fellow humans and probably having the best sex ever with you OP! "
sounds good to me! |
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"I'd like it to be peaceful in my old age, but with my track record it's likely to be doing something monumentally stupid, had one or two close calls already
lol .. would love to hear about them ! "
the worst one would be mountain biking, came of at high speed head first into a lump of concrete, no helmet, split my head down to the skull and flat lined in the ambulance, not a nice experience |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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with the close shaves I've had through stupidity, I'm going to have one of those deaths that make the Darwin award.
ah well as long as the punchlines are funny at my funeral and on my headstone I don't care  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Without fear or regret doing something worth while like saving another.
Or as Dave Lister said " im goin out the same way i came in. Kicking and screaming. If Death comes near me, i'm gonna rip his nipples off" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Would have to be an adrenaline fuelled exit - plane crash , car crash ....natural disaster even . Just can't picture myself dying of old age but knowing my luck that's exactly what will happen ...lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Not bothered by the method so much as there are very very few 'painless' ways to go.
What worries me most is having a sudden and unexpected death - without the chance to say goodbye or tidy up any affairs (or hide the porn stash/internet history, lol). It scares me to think that someone can be driving home, planning what to have for dinner/do that evening then 10 seconds later you are dying in a wreck. 10 seconds previously the world was good and you were going to live to 85 surrounded by grandkids etc
Google 'dumb ways to die' for a wonderfully charming song (really!) about this!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not bothered by the method so much as there are very very few 'painless' ways to go.
What worries me most is having a sudden and unexpected death - without the chance to say goodbye or tidy up any affairs (or hide the porn stash/internet history, lol). It scares me to think that someone can be driving home, planning what to have for dinner/do that evening then 10 seconds later you are dying in a wreck. 10 seconds previously the world was good and you were going to live to 85 surrounded by grandkids etc
Google 'dumb ways to die' for a wonderfully charming song (really!) about this!!!!"
Surely a sudden / unexpected death is better than a slow lingering death?
I would prefer mind that bus, what bus?, SPLAT than gasping away like a fish out of water |
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"Not bothered by the method so much as there are very very few 'painless' ways to go.
What worries me most is having a sudden and unexpected death - without the chance to say goodbye or tidy up any affairs (or hide the porn stash/internet history, lol). It scares me to think that someone can be driving home, planning what to have for dinner/do that evening then 10 seconds later you are dying in a wreck. 10 seconds previously the world was good and you were going to live to 85 surrounded by grandkids etc
Google 'dumb ways to die' for a wonderfully charming song (really!) about this!!!!
Surely a sudden / unexpected death is better than a slow lingering death?
I would prefer mind that bus, what bus?, SPLAT than gasping away like a fish out of water"
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no a sudden death is hard to deal with my niece found out yesterday her father in law passed away suddenly at work the day before and its nearly 10 yrs since her own mother came home from work and found her dad dead in bed .the pain that caused is awful  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Fighting ninjas (or robots, or robot ninjas) in the moonlight, and after that an atomic bomb goes off, and as the blast is about to turn me into ash, right at that moment a meteorite comes down and destroys the planet.
That's what I want. I just needed to think of what song I'll go out to |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not bothered by the method so much as there are very very few 'painless' ways to go.
What worries me most is having a sudden and unexpected death - without the chance to say goodbye or tidy up any affairs (or hide the porn stash/internet history, lol). It scares me to think that someone can be driving home, planning what to have for dinner/do that evening then 10 seconds later you are dying in a wreck. 10 seconds previously the world was good and you were going to live to 85 surrounded by grandkids etc
Google 'dumb ways to die' for a wonderfully charming song (really!) about this!!!!
Surely a sudden / unexpected death is better than a slow lingering death?
I would prefer mind that bus, what bus?, SPLAT than gasping away like a fish out of water"
But if we said that you are going to die today, this saturday (could easily happen if you are in a car today) who would you want to say goodbye to? Imagine not beung able to say it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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On a marginally brighter note;
Oh shit, ever forgot what you were meant to post, anyone?
It was something to do with barbeques n stuff ........cremation, yeah, that's it; on Nepal's Sun Kosi river - white water rafters don't die - they end up in a hole - bit ultimately on a BBQ!
morning peeps |
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