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"You girls dont know what suffering is...Cough Cough! Snifffff! " you need a kebab with extra hot chilli sauce to sort you out | |||
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"I need a cuddle and some soup...Mums left me here with a box of tissues but this time I am using them on my nose....Sniffff! " what about the dog??? | |||
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"Real man tissues will take a pint of snot before your finger goes through...Grrrrr!!! " ewwwwwwwwwww we shall call ya Dr Snot for now then ? | |||
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"sniffing and coughing here too....... but I'll manage to crawl to the kitchen and make marmite on toast.... cos I'm tuff! " Get me some please...And a Lem sip as well...x | |||
"Real man tissues will take a pint of snot before your finger goes through...Grrrrr!!! " i was just a little bit sick in my mouth | |||
"Lol Dr Snotty I like that...Snifffff!" . Eh, NO!!! | |||
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"do you ont me to pop round and rub ya chest and mop your brow " im not sick, but you can come and do that to me if you want | |||
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"beam up me snotty " Sniffffffffff!!!! | |||
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"Suck it in, soldier! What are ya? Man or mouse? Lemsip indeed, ya big gurl!! " Leave me alone Im proper poorly...Cough Cough! Snifffffff! | |||
"gulp! was sucking a soldier then... you gave me a fright! " | |||
"Suck it in, soldier! What are ya? Man or mouse? Lemsip indeed, ya big gurl!! Leave me alone Im proper poorly...Cough Cough! Snifffffff! " Big wus!! | |||
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"Man Flu????? whats that never had it " Only Men get it... | |||
"gulp! was sucking a soldier then... you gave me a fright! " a marmite soldier tuttttt | |||
"Suck it in, soldier! What are ya? Man or mouse? Lemsip indeed, ya big gurl!! Leave me alone Im proper poorly...Cough Cough! Snifffffff! Big wus!! " Not a wus cos I put my PJ,s on myself cos Mum is still out...so ner! | |||
"gulp! was sucking a soldier then... you gave me a fright! a marmite soldier tuttttt " I knew that...Doh! | |||
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"A man just gets on with it" A real Man gets his Mum to get on with it... | |||
"A man just gets on with it A real Man gets his Mum to get on with it... " Talking of which, how is she? | |||
"A man just gets on with it A real Man gets his Mum to get on with it... " hahahaha cough cough hahahahaha | |||
"A man just gets on with it A real Man gets his Mum to get on with it... " A real man doesn't live with his mum | |||
"A man just gets on with it A real Man gets his Mum to get on with it... A real man doesn't live with his mum" Why not? | |||
"A man just gets on with it A real Man gets his Mum to get on with it... A real man doesn't live with his mum Why not?" Judging by the tumble he could not come up with a good answer...Go Mum Go...Yay!! | |||