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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
Little known fact that einsteins famous equation E=MC2 is about cock size,,
E= endowmen
M= measured length (actual,,)
C= Capacity to exaggerate 2
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Little known fact that einsteins famous equation E=MC2 is about cock size,,
E= endowmen
M= measured length (actual,,)
C= Capacity to exaggerate 2
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made me spit my coffee out laughing   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Giant tube of Jaffa Christmas edition- elephant dick
 Otherwise known as lying bastard who likes photo shop too much. 
how about a AAA battery "
Or an argos pen? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Giant tube of Jaffa Christmas edition- elephant dick
Otherwise known as lying bastard who likes photo shop too much.
how about a AAA battery
Or an argos pen? "
no that's just showing off |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
I'm waiting to see someone on Dragons Den with a collection of doctored household objects....
'This looks like a common Sky remote, but has been shrunk down so that it is 3" shorter than the original, on a similar line is this ruler, where each inch is actually on a 3/4" scale....'
Dougall Bannantyne, 'I get the concept, but I don't see a market, I'm oooot,'
The lady who looks a bit like Richard III, 'join a swinging site and you'll see the market.'
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm waiting to see someone on Dragons Den with a collection of doctored household objects....
'This looks like a common Sky remote, but has been shrunk down so that it is 3" shorter than the original, on a similar line is this ruler, where each inch is actually on a 3/4" scale....'
Dougall Bannantyne, 'I get the concept, but I don't see a market, I'm oooot,'
The lady who looks a bit like Richard III, 'join a swinging site and you'll see the market.'
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We nearly had an official 'measurer' at the Kent social last weekend - except she forgot her tape measure and had to rely on semi accurate guesswork! 
Maybe there should be a facility for club owners to perform an in house measuring service and provide 'certified' verifications, based on a 'Fab' approved scale utilising industry standard guidelines and quality control tested equipment! 
Although that might lead to widespread profile editing in a lot of cases!
Or maybe people could just realise fun isn't measured in inches (or cm for the younger, metric crowd!) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We nearly had an official 'measurer' at the Kent social last weekend - except she forgot her tape measure and had to rely on semi accurate guesswork!
Maybe there should be a facility for club owners to perform an in house measuring service and provide 'certified' verifications, based on a 'Fab' approved scale utilising industry standard guidelines and quality control tested equipment!
Although that might lead to widespread profile editing in a lot of cases!
Or maybe people could just realise fun isn't measured in inches (or cm for the younger, metric crowd!) "
its ok by me a AAA battery is the same size all over the world |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Little known fact that einsteins famous equation E=MC2 is about cock size,,
E= endowmen
M= measured length (actual,,)
C= Capacity to exaggerate 2
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This man won the thread.
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"Maybe there should be a facility for club owners to perform an in house measuring service and provide 'certified' verifications..."
I did see a club somewhere where only guys with something like 8'' plus length could attend, and I think they did validate members attendance and specifications. I'd perform a part-time job as measurer and fluffer, if required. |
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