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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Animal print clothing has been banned from a wildlife park because it's confusing the animals. I'm no bet lynch but I like my leopard print when done tastefully.
Anyone found wearing it will be supplied with a grey boiler suit by bouncers lol. Better keep my top on then lol !! |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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"why ridiculous if it causes distress or confusion?
Does it bollocks!! Do the animals think 'oh look there's Jeff in a car!!'?"
some do and think 'that bitch Sally is carrying the stripe better than me'....
run like fuck from a miffed Zebra, I tell ya... RUN |
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"why ridiculous if it causes distress or confusion?
Does it bollocks!! Do the animals think 'oh look there's Jeff in a car!!'?"
you obviously don't know much about animals. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Won't be able to run in my snake print shoes. Oh it's ok !! Only zebra, giraffe, leopard, cheetah ,tiger, spotted hyena, striped hyena and African wild dog is banned |
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"why ridiculous if it causes distress or confusion?
Does it bollocks!! Do the animals think 'oh look there's Jeff in a car!!'?
you obviously don't know much about animals."
Sorry Sir Attenborough. If it's such an issue how come other top safari and animal parks haven't taken this ridiculous action then, just chessington who are relatively new to this area? Andhow ccome the ranger vans at longleat are painted in animal print?? |
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A great publicity stunt by Chessington to promote the launch of the park's African experience Zufari which allows guests to take an off-road "safari". They are scared of big boned animal print onsie wearers confusing the animals. Fucking hilarious if you ask me and a great bit of free advertising. |
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"A great publicity stunt by Chessington to promote the launch of the park's African experience Zufari which allows guests to take an off-road "safari". They are scared of big boned animal print onsie wearers confusing the animals. Fucking hilarious if you ask me and a great bit of free advertising."
Does it actually say big boned?? I only skimmed the article this morning. How is a fat leapord going to scare the animals? |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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"A great publicity stunt by Chessington to promote the launch of the park's African experience Zufari which allows guests to take an off-road "safari". They are scared of big boned animal print onsie wearers confusing the animals. Fucking hilarious if you ask me and a great bit of free advertising."
I shouldn't laugh at the image of a horned up animal chasing the onesie wearer for a shag
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"A great publicity stunt by Chessington to promote the launch of the park's African experience Zufari which allows guests to take an off-road "safari". They are scared of big boned animal print onsie wearers confusing the animals. Fucking hilarious if you ask me and a great bit of free advertising.
Does it actually say big boned?? I only skimmed the article this morning. How is a fat leapord going to scare the animals? "
Hark at you going all toity did it say anything about animals talking about people in cars? No I think not but you were trying hard to be amusing were you not? |
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"A great publicity stunt by Chessington to promote the launch of the park's African experience Zufari which allows guests to take an off-road "safari". They are scared of big boned animal print onsie wearers confusing the animals. Fucking hilarious if you ask me and a great bit of free advertising.
I shouldn't laugh at the image of a horned up animal chasing the onesie wearer for a shag
but "
I was talking to a friend who is involved with things down there and they were concerned about all in one animal prints ie onsies in the main scaring the animals away and making people a little dissatisfied about the off track trip they are promoting. The issue that drew attention to this was a big lass in a tiger onsie that scared the zebras off. The marketing men decided to run to all animal print but that's probably for the publicity too. |
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"A great publicity stunt by Chessington to promote the launch of the park's African experience Zufari which allows guests to take an off-road "safari". They are scared of big boned animal print onsie wearers confusing the animals. Fucking hilarious if you ask me and a great bit of free advertising.
Does it actually say big boned?? I only skimmed the article this morning. How is a fat leapord going to scare the animals?
Hark at you going all toity did it say anything about animals talking about people in cars? No I think not but you were trying hard to be amusing were you not? "
Was trying hard then as well. Just missed thecrucial 'lol' off the end  |
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"A great publicity stunt by Chessington to promote the launch of the park's African experience Zufari which allows guests to take an off-road "safari". They are scared of big boned animal print onsie wearers confusing the animals. Fucking hilarious if you ask me and a great bit of free advertising.
Does it actually say big boned?? I only skimmed the article this morning. How is a fat leapord going to scare the animals?
Hark at you going all toity did it say anything about animals talking about people in cars? No I think not but you were trying hard to be amusing were you not? "
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"A great publicity stunt by Chessington to promote the launch of the park's African experience Zufari which allows guests to take an off-road "safari". They are scared of big boned animal print onsie wearers confusing the animals. Fucking hilarious if you ask me and a great bit of free advertising.
Does it actually say big boned?? I only skimmed the article this morning. How is a fat leapord going to scare the animals?
Hark at you going all toity did it say anything about animals talking about people in cars? No I think not but you were trying hard to be amusing were you not?
Was trying hard then as well. Just missed thecrucial 'lol' off the end "
No you seem to be doing this with a lot of people a few of the lads have commented and like bollocks did you miss the lol off I don't buy it. And FYI I didn't get info from a news report I know people who work there. |
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"A great publicity stunt by Chessington to promote the launch of the park's African experience Zufari which allows guests to take an off-road "safari". They are scared of big boned animal print onsie wearers confusing the animals. Fucking hilarious if you ask me and a great bit of free advertising.
I shouldn't laugh at the image of a horned up animal chasing the onesie wearer for a shag
but
I was talking to a friend who is involved with things down there and they were concerned about all in one animal prints ie onsies in the main scaring the animals away and making people a little dissatisfied about the off track trip they are promoting. The issue that drew attention to this was a big lass in a tiger onsie that scared the zebras off. The marketing men decided to run to all animal print but that's probably for the publicity too. "
Sooooo all I need if I go on an African safari for protection is a tiger onsie to put the OH in  ggrrrrrrrreat!
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"A great publicity stunt by Chessington to promote the launch of the park's African experience Zufari which allows guests to take an off-road "safari". They are scared of big boned animal print onsie wearers confusing the animals. Fucking hilarious if you ask me and a great bit of free advertising.
I shouldn't laugh at the image of a horned up animal chasing the onesie wearer for a shag
but
I was talking to a friend who is involved with things down there and they were concerned about all in one animal prints ie onsies in the main scaring the animals away and making people a little dissatisfied about the off track trip they are promoting. The issue that drew attention to this was a big lass in a tiger onsie that scared the zebras off. The marketing men decided to run to all animal print but that's probably for the publicity too.
Sooooo all I need if I go on an African safari for protection is a tiger onsie to put the OH in ggrrrrrrrreat!
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I don't think it would put a tiger off but it might scare the pajamas off a zebra. |
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"A great publicity stunt by Chessington to promote the launch of the park's African experience Zufari which allows guests to take an off-road "safari". They are scared of big boned animal print onsie wearers confusing the animals. Fucking hilarious if you ask me and a great bit of free advertising.
Does it actually say big boned?? I only skimmed the article this morning. How is a fat leapord going to scare the animals?
Hark at you going all toity did it say anything about animals talking about people in cars? No I think not but you were trying hard to be amusing were you not?
Was trying hard then as well. Just missed thecrucial 'lol' off the end
No you seem to be doing this with a lot of people a few of the lads have commented and like bollocks did you miss the lol off I don't buy it. And FYI I didn't get info from a news report I know people who work there. "
A few of the lads eh??? Don't I feel special being talked about off the forums pmsl
Yet another person who knows the intent of my post better than I do. Got some clever buggers on here ain't we. |
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I've thought if another problem with this. If they are giving out grey Booker suits to people wearing animal print I'll just end up looking like a hippo, does that count as animal print LOL (didn't forget it that time) |
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Mind you I will grant it is an acquired taste for many.... 