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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Cos I'm pissed off fucked off and not even jerked off, can't be arsed mode after the 6 months I've had, I feel I have the right to have a good moan and the worst thing of all is I have no effin Jaffa cakes in and does my bum look big  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cos I'm pissed off fucked off and not even jerked off, can't be arsed mode after the 6 months I've had, I feel I have the right to have a good moan and the worst thing of all is I have no effin Jaffa cakes in and does my bum look big "
I have jaffa cakes and I'm going to bite your bum  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cos I'm pissed off fucked off and not even jerked off, can't be arsed mode after the 6 months I've had, I feel I have the right to have a good moan and the worst thing of all is I have no effin Jaffa cakes in and does my bum look big
I have jaffa cakes and I'm going to bite your bum "
now thats just teasing me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You mentioned the other day you were feeling a little low. Try standing up, then you will be higher. Your arse is ok-ish. Must be something bothering you.....
Not that much taller when stood up  "
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"Cos I'm pissed off fucked off and not even jerked off, can't be arsed mode after the 6 months I've had, I feel I have the right to have a good moan and the worst thing of all is I have no effin Jaffa cakes in and does my bum look big "
Can I tempt you with Tonguetastic Haribos?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Trust QOT to lower the tone...
I'm in one of those moods.. Maybe should find something to do 
Or someone lol"
I'm not allowed to for three more weeks  sits and cries  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've just seen a guy with a huge cock. That's damned depressing. It made me stop my 'you're looking good' dance in front of the mirror "
no thats funny |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Trust QOT to lower the tone...
I'm in one of those moods.. Maybe I should find something to do
Don't, you will just encourage me "
Oh I'm sure you don't need encouragement |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cos I'm pissed off fucked off and not even jerked off, can't be arsed mode after the 6 months I've had, I feel I have the right to have a good moan and the worst thing of all is I have no effin Jaffa cakes in and does my bum look big "
know the feeling today btw very nice ass Mmmm |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cos I'm pissed off fucked off and not even jerked off, can't be arsed mode after the 6 months I've had, I feel I have the right to have a good moan and the worst thing of all is I have no effin Jaffa cakes in and does my bum look big "
I have some Jaffa cakes.... I could spank your bum for you ! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cos I'm pissed off fucked off and not even jerked off, can't be arsed mode after the 6 months I've had, I feel I have the right to have a good moan and the worst thing of all is I have no effin Jaffa cakes in and does my bum look big
I have some Jaffa cakes.... I could spank your bum for you ! "
put me down for the next social  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Trust QOT to lower the tone...
I'm in one of those moods.. Maybe I should find something to do
Don't, you will just encourage me
Oh I'm sure you don't need encouragement "
I'm just about managing to control my self |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cos I'm pissed off fucked off and not even jerked off, can't be arsed mode after the 6 months I've had, I feel I have the right to have a good moan and the worst thing of all is I have no effin Jaffa cakes in and does my bum look big
I have some Jaffa cakes.... I could spank your bum for you !
put me down for the next social "
It will be more than my hand at the next social |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"telling me you have jaffa cakes is not cheering me up but bambi will the haribo make me go whehey
I could line them up couldn't I?
you could 
Where would you like me to start? "
I think you know the perfect place to start |
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"telling me you have jaffa cakes is not cheering me up but bambi will the haribo make me go whehey
I could line them up couldn't I?
you could
Where would you like me to start?
I think you know the perfect place to start"
What if one gets wedged????  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"telling me you have jaffa cakes is not cheering me up but bambi will the haribo make me go whehey
I could line them up couldn't I?
you could
Where would you like me to start?
I think you know the perfect place to start
What if one gets wedged???? "
that depends on who it's wedged on and it will need a lot of attention |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cos I'm pissed off fucked off and not even jerked off, can't be arsed mode after the 6 months I've had, I feel I have the right to have a good moan and the worst thing of all is I have no effin Jaffa cakes in and does my bum look big
I have some Jaffa cakes.... I could spank your bum for you !
put me down for the next social
It will be more than my hand at the next social "
you have my complete attention now |
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"telling me you have jaffa cakes is not cheering me up but bambi will the haribo make me go whehey
I could line them up couldn't I?
you could
Where would you like me to start?
I think you know the perfect place to start
What if one gets wedged???? that depends on who it's wedged on and it will need a lot of attention "
Tweezers? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"telling me you have jaffa cakes is not cheering me up but bambi will the haribo make me go whehey
I could line them up couldn't I?
you could
Where would you like me to start?
I think you know the perfect place to start
What if one gets wedged???? that depends on who it's wedged on and it will need a lot of attention
Tweezers? "
I was thinking more gentle and sensual |
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"telling me you have jaffa cakes is not cheering me up but bambi will the haribo make me go whehey
I could line them up couldn't I?
you could
Where would you like me to start?
I think you know the perfect place to start
What if one gets wedged???? that depends on who it's wedged on and it will need a lot of attention
Tweezers? I was thinking more gentle and sensual"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"telling me you have jaffa cakes is not cheering me up but bambi will the haribo make me go whehey
I could line them up couldn't I?
you could
Where would you like me to start?
I think you know the perfect place to start
What if one gets wedged???? that depends on who it's wedged on and it will need a lot of attention
Tweezers? I was thinking more gentle and sensual
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It's not wedged in a nice place is it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I feel down a muddy hole in heels on sat night.....that would have made you laugh
and you didn't use it as a pic opportunity "
I was too busy holding peoples.......hands |
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"telling me you have jaffa cakes is not cheering me up but bambi will the haribo make me go whehey
I could line them up couldn't I?
you could
Where would you like me to start?
I think you know the perfect place to start
What if one gets wedged???? that depends on who it's wedged on and it will need a lot of attention
Tweezers? I was thinking more gentle and sensual
It's not wedged in a nice place is it "
I think.....I can....get it out....with my tongue...but its going to take a lot of time.....would that be better? |
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"I feel down a muddy hole in heels on sat night.....that would have made you laugh
and you didn't use it as a pic opportunity
I was too busy holding peoples.......hands "
Hahaha!!! I love euphemisms...pmsl! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I feel down a muddy hole in heels on sat night.....that would have made you laugh
and you didn't use it as a pic opportunity
I was too busy holding peoples.......hands "
knickers on |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"telling me you have jaffa cakes is not cheering me up but bambi will the haribo make me go whehey
I could line them up couldn't I?
you could
Where would you like me to start?
I think you know the perfect place to start
What if one gets wedged???? that depends on who it's wedged on and it will need a lot of attention
Tweezers? I was thinking more gentle and sensual
It's not wedged in a nice place is it
I think.....I can....get it out....with my tongue...but its going to take a lot of time.....would that be better? "
if you think it would be easier |
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