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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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in my youth I was a ladette... before the phrase was coined... now in my serenity (old age lol lol ) I'm a lady who still appreciates a pint and a wild night out.  |
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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago
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"in my youth I was a ladette... before the phrase was coined... now in my serenity (old age lol lol ) I'm a lady who still appreciates a pint and a wild night out. "
He he he well i am quite partial to a lady who drinks pints and wears the heels and the doo daa's just go wide eyed at the burping thats all  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"well ya cant beat a girl that can down a pint quicker than you and roll a fag with one hand as well lol....
awwww i dont smoke so cant roll a fag  "
Ive rolled a few fags but dont smoke either  |
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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"well ya cant beat a girl that can down a pint quicker than you and roll a fag with one hand as well lol....
awwww i dont smoke so cant roll a fag
Ive rolled a few fags but dont smoke either "
What in flower ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In my youth, I drank pints of bitter, and would participate in boat races on pints, never halves.
I picked up a taste for real ale from my first boyfriend who took me to a beer festival organised by his colleage.
I can no longer drink Gin and Tonic, or eat dry roasted peanuts, as these do not mix well with Special Brew, as I discovered in my second week at uni!
I had many d*unken parties since then, including one that nearly got me sacked as I was making a big nuisance of myself! 
I have calmed down a bit now, as I can no longer drink that many pints.
One or two, then I have to switch to whisky and lemonade.
I do not recall ever being so d*unk to get into cat fights with other females, as I was more one of the lads than one of the girls, and there were not that many of us who could drink pints in those days at college.
Oh happy days! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"well ya cant beat a girl that can down a pint quicker than you and roll a fag with one hand as well lol....
awwww i dont smoke so cant roll a fag
Ive rolled a few fags but dont smoke either
What in flower ?"
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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"well ya cant beat a girl that can down a pint quicker than you and roll a fag with one hand as well lol....
awwww i dont smoke so cant roll a fag
Ive rolled a few fags but dont smoke either
What in flower ?
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Well it help you find........ Hang on not going there lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"well ya cant beat a girl that can down a pint quicker than you and roll a fag with one hand as well lol....
awwww i dont smoke so cant roll a fag
Ive rolled a few fags but dont smoke either
What in flower ?
Well it help you find........ Hang on not going there lol"
Ha Ha so youve done it as well... |
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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"well ya cant beat a girl that can down a pint quicker than you and roll a fag with one hand as well lol....
awwww i dont smoke so cant roll a fag
Ive rolled a few fags but dont smoke either
What in flower ?
Well it help you find........ Hang on not going there lol
Ha Ha so youve done it as well... "
So are you going to be a ladette on the 10th? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"well ya cant beat a girl that can down a pint quicker than you and roll a fag with one hand as well lol....
awwww i dont smoke so cant roll a fag
Ive rolled a few fags but dont smoke either
What in flower ?
Well it help you find........ Hang on not going there lol
Ha Ha so youve done it as well...
So are you going to be a ladette on the 10th? "
Wellll...I might... 
Are you?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What to see if I can down a pint quicker than you?
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Oops!
That was directed at you know who!  "
So its a beer swilling race you want...NP Men can drink more and quicker than Women... Grrrrrrr! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"** practicing rolling a fag with one hand instead of two** 
yea but they gotta be real thin like the ones you roll in nick !!!! matchstick thin !"
Used to hand rolling fags since I was a kid, had to do them for my dad when he was driving lol
since learned how to use two LP's (student days) and a sushi roll mat
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What to see if I can down a pint quicker than you?
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Oops!
That was directed at you know who!
So its a beer swilling race you want...NP Men can drink more and quicker than Women... Grrrrrrr!"
women can open their throat faster to allow the beer to pour down it though! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I used to be able to down a pint in less than 10 seconds (student days) but not anymore - I dont even drink pints anymore cos I grew up and my tastes changed.
As for rolling a fag with one hand hell I cant even do it 2 handed I use a machine!!!! Now if you want Bar L smokes ask hubby cos he rolls his super thin
Shona
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I used to be able to down a pint in less than 10 seconds (student days) but not anymore - I dont even drink pints anymore cos I grew up and my tastes changed.
As for rolling a fag with one hand hell I cant even do it 2 handed I use a machine!!!! Now if you want Bar L smokes ask hubby cos he rolls his super thin
Shona
x x x "
Had to be able to down a pint in less than ten seconds too, the RAF rugby team would have disowned me as official team mascot otherwise! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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LOL at laine and Shona!
I too could down a pint in less than 10s not that long ago, and can probably still do it now, providing I do not have much to eat beforehand! |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"i never drink pints , and only do lady burps
Liar liar pants on fire! you so do drink pints!
Yes and BB says you do front bottom burps as well... "
i could say something there but its sooooooooo not suitable for a public forum.......me being a lady n all |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"somewhere in the middle is good . as long as they dont start arguing with me about the football or rugby im happy "
you never saw my rugby thread then? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"somewhere in the middle is good . as long as they dont start arguing with me about the football or rugby im happy
you never saw my rugby thread then?
Yep i did it was cool "
what can I say? I had a pint or three... I argued |
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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"somewhere in the middle is good . as long as they dont start arguing with me about the football or rugby im happy
you never saw my rugby thread then?
Yep i did it was cool
what can I say? I had a pint or three... I argued "
I know lol i won't mention the score though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"somewhere in the middle is good . as long as they dont start arguing with me about the football or rugby im happy
you never saw my rugby thread then?
Yep i did it was cool
what can I say? I had a pint or three... I argued
I know lol i won't mention the score though "
that was where my serenity shone through... I was gracious in defeat and at the end of the post I was still rising above insults! |
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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"somewhere in the middle is good . as long as they dont start arguing with me about the football or rugby im happy
you never saw my rugby thread then?
Yep i did it was cool
what can I say? I had a pint or three... I argued
I know lol i won't mention the score though
that was where my serenity shone through... I was gracious in defeat and at the end of the post I was still rising above insults! "
It happens and i would have been gutted but its a sport vitriol win loose thing. Next time you might beet them and you can go nerr nerr and sup ya pint |
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By *zMaleMan
over a year ago
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I'm all for eveybody having fun BUT getting absolutely ratarsed and not being able to remember anything about it the next day or even worse waking up in a Police cell is not my idea of fun. Be it male or female.
Don't get me wrong I like a pint or two or three and I've been on nights out with girls/ladies that have been drinking pint for pint and had a great time but call me old fashioned. I prefer a classy bint........err I mean woman to be honest |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm all for eveybody having fun BUT getting absolutely ratarsed and not being able to remember anything about it the next day or even worse waking up in a Police cell is not my idea of fun. Be it male or female.
Don't get me wrong I like a pint or two or three and I've been on nights out with girls/ladies that have been drinking pint for pint and had a great time but call me old fashioned. I prefer a classy bint........err I mean woman to be honest "
I was jesting about being passed out pissed... honest |
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By *zMaleMan
over a year ago
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"I'm all for eveybody having fun BUT getting absolutely ratarsed and not being able to remember anything about it the next day or even worse waking up in a Police cell is not my idea of fun. Be it male or female.
Don't get me wrong I like a pint or two or three and I've been on nights out with girls/ladies that have been drinking pint for pint and had a great time but call me old fashioned. I prefer a classy bint........err I mean woman to be honest
I was jesting about being passed out pissed... honest "
I believe you thousands wouldn't |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It happens and i would have been gutted but its a sport vitriol win loose thing. Next time you might beet them and you can go nerr nerr and sup ya pint "
It is Scotland I support We are the most professional losers... we take it with a smile a pint and a sense of humour |
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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
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It happens and i would have been gutted but its a sport vitriol win loose thing. Next time you might beet them and you can go nerr nerr and sup ya pint
It is Scotland I support We are the most professional losers... we take it with a smile a pint and a sense of humour "
Well its cos ya blokes wear dresses |
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By *zMaleMan
over a year ago
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"I'm all for eveybody having fun BUT getting absolutely ratarsed and not being able to remember anything about it the next day or even worse waking up in a Police cell is not my idea of fun. Be it male or female.
Don't get me wrong I like a pint or two or three and I've been on nights out with girls/ladies that have been drinking pint for pint and had a great time but call me old fashioned. I prefer a classy bint........err I mean woman to be honest
I was jesting about being passed out pissed... honest
I believe you thousands wouldn't "
Pissed or sober you're a classy bint..........err I mean woman |
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By *zMaleMan
over a year ago
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It happens and i would have been gutted but its a sport vitriol win loose thing. Next time you might beet them and you can go nerr nerr and sup ya pint
It is Scotland I support We are the most professional losers... we take it with a smile a pint and a sense of humour "
Well you might just stand a chance this weekend against Italy.........now there's areason to get pissed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It happens and i would have been gutted but its a sport vitriol win loose thing. Next time you might beet them and you can go nerr nerr and sup ya pint
It is Scotland I support We are the most professional losers... we take it with a smile a pint and a sense of humour
Well its cos ya blokes wear dresses "
Aye and its great the attention you get, all those woman wanting to touch your willy |
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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
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It happens and i would have been gutted but its a sport vitriol win loose thing. Next time you might beet them and you can go nerr nerr and sup ya pint
It is Scotland I support We are the most professional losers... we take it with a smile a pint and a sense of humour
Well its cos ya blokes wear dresses
Aye and its great the attention you get, all those woman wanting to touch your willy "
All that chaffing though on that ruff wool!!  |
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By *zMaleMan
over a year ago
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It happens and i would have been gutted but its a sport vitriol win loose thing. Next time you might beet them and you can go nerr nerr and sup ya pint
It is Scotland I support We are the most professional losers... we take it with a smile a pint and a sense of humour
Well its cos ya blokes wear dresses
Aye and its great the attention you get, all those woman wanting to touch your willy
All that chaffing though on that ruff wool!! "
Sounds like you're talking from experience |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It happens and i would have been gutted but its a sport vitriol win loose thing. Next time you might beet them and you can go nerr nerr and sup ya pint
It is Scotland I support We are the most professional losers... we take it with a smile a pint and a sense of humour
Well its cos ya blokes wear dresses
Aye and its great the attention you get, all those woman wanting to touch your willy
All that chaffing though on that ruff wool!! "
Thats a myth.
I attach mine to my leg. |
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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
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It happens and i would have been gutted but its a sport vitriol win loose thing. Next time you might beet them and you can go nerr nerr and sup ya pint
It is Scotland I support We are the most professional losers... we take it with a smile a pint and a sense of humour
Well its cos ya blokes wear dresses
Aye and its great the attention you get, all those woman wanting to touch your willy
All that chaffing though on that ruff wool!!
Thats a myth.
I attach mine to my leg."
Jubilee clip or velcro? |
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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
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It happens and i would have been gutted but its a sport vitriol win loose thing. Next time you might beet them and you can go nerr nerr and sup ya pint
It is Scotland I support We are the most professional losers... we take it with a smile a pint and a sense of humour
Well its cos ya blokes wear dresses
Aye and its great the attention you get, all those woman wanting to touch your willy
All that chaffing though on that ruff wool!!
Sounds like you're talking from experience "
He he yep as lots of family up there. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It happens and i would have been gutted but its a sport vitriol win loose thing. Next time you might beet them and you can go nerr nerr and sup ya pint
It is Scotland I support We are the most professional losers... we take it with a smile a pint and a sense of humour
Well its cos ya blokes wear dresses
Aye and its great the attention you get, all those woman wanting to touch your willy
All that chaffing though on that ruff wool!!
Thats a myth.
I attach mine to my leg.
Jubilee clip or velcro? "
tucks it in his sock top |
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By *zMaleMan
over a year ago
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It happens and i would have been gutted but its a sport vitriol win loose thing. Next time you might beet them and you can go nerr nerr and sup ya pint
It is Scotland I support We are the most professional losers... we take it with a smile a pint and a sense of humour
Well its cos ya blokes wear dresses
Aye and its great the attention you get, all those woman wanting to touch your willy
All that chaffing though on that ruff wool!!
Thats a myth.
I attach mine to my leg.
Jubilee clip or velcro?
tucks it in his sock top "
FOOOKS me he wears stockings as well as a skirt |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It happens and i would have been gutted but its a sport vitriol win loose thing. Next time you might beet them and you can go nerr nerr and sup ya pint
It is Scotland I support We are the most professional losers... we take it with a smile a pint and a sense of humour
Well its cos ya blokes wear dresses
Aye and its great the attention you get, all those woman wanting to touch your willy
All that chaffing though on that ruff wool!!
Thats a myth.
I attach mine to my leg.
Jubilee clip or velcro? "
A heavy duty cable tie |
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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
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It happens and i would have been gutted but its a sport vitriol win loose thing. Next time you might beet them and you can go nerr nerr and sup ya pint
It is Scotland I support We are the most professional losers... we take it with a smile a pint and a sense of humour
Well its cos ya blokes wear dresses
Aye and its great the attention you get, all those woman wanting to touch your willy
All that chaffing though on that ruff wool!!
Thats a myth.
I attach mine to my leg.
Jubilee clip or velcro?
A heavy duty cable tie"
Well i guess that helps a little. Wish we could down here but we have to resort to 3 in leather straps as cable ties snap under the strain |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Come on you boys do you like this so called feminist ideal of ladette, beer swilling bird or do you prefer the traditional feminist stocking clad female of the past."
I like to watch a woman necking a bottle and winking at her to see if she blushes. In general though ladette in stockings and boots are hot! |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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well I must be your typical ladette then. Saturdays you will find me at the footie, being foul-mouthed, shagging in the bogs at half time then necking pints of Stella afterwards...
but hell I can wear a pair of stockings and heels well xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I dont like "butch" women, or "Shemen"
I try my best to stay away from womem who look or act like blokes. Perhaps I'm old fashioned, but give me a lady every time |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"somewhere in the middle is good . as long as they dont start arguing with me about the football or rugby im happy
you never saw my rugby thread then?
Yep i did it was cool
what can I say? I had a pint or three... I argued
I know lol i won't mention the score though
that was where my serenity shone through... I was gracious in defeat and at the end of the post I was still rising above insults! "
ah are we talking about a certain principality there ??? hmm im saying nothing about THAT game
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