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By *obbytupper OP Man
over a year ago
Menston near Ilkley |
I have a new chat up line that works everytime!! It doesn't matter how gorgeous or out of my league a woman might be, this line is a winner & I always end up in bed with them..............Here's how it goes ' Excuse me love, could I ask your opinion? Does this damp cloth smell like chloroform to you?'  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Or you could try....excuse me love...do you have a mirror in your knickers...coz I can see myself in them
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Do you like jewellrey?...you should suck my cock its a real gem |
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