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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
Following other threads I'm on a mission to promote the missionary position.
It's intimate, full body contact and satisfying. Put down your spanking paddles and take up the missionary. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Following other threads I'm on a mission to promote the missionary position.
It's intimate, full body contact and satisfying. Put down your spanking paddles and take up the missionary."
Missionary is good for intimacy but doggy is better for pounding lol    |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Following other threads I'm on a mission to promote the missionary position.
It's intimate, full body contact and satisfying. Put down your spanking paddles and take up the missionary.
Missionary is good for intimacy but doggy is better for pounding lol "
Doggy is not part of my mission message. Save your knees and turn to missionary. |
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By *aravancoupleMan
over a year ago
A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love |
"Following other threads I'm on a mission to promote the missionary position.
It's intimate, full body contact and satisfying. Put down your spanking paddles and take up the missionary."
We love the missionary position, like you say it is full body contact and satisfying. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's intimate, full body contact and satisfying.
Though no something I look for on here...
I always look for good body contact and satisfying. Join me."
figuratively speaking of course or do you provide the lady as part of you crusade but if you do sign me up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Following other threads I'm on a mission to promote the missionary position.
It's intimate, full body contact and satisfying. Put down your spanking paddles and take up the missionary."
I love this position with my partner in perversion.. for all others it's a case of get behind me lol I don't want full body contact or kissing or intimacy from random guys lol |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"
It's intimate, full body contact and satisfying.
Though no something I look for on here...
I always look for good body contact and satisfying. Join me.
figuratively speaking of course or do you provide the lady as part of you crusade but if you do sign me up "
Us missionaries have to get into the field to spread the good message. We're hands on, practical and hardy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's intimate, full body contact and satisfying.
Though no something I look for on here...
I always look for good body contact and satisfying. Join me.
figuratively speaking of course or do you provide the lady as part of you crusade but if you do sign me up
Us missionaries have to get into the field to spread the good message. We're hands on, practical and hardy."
but how far to you travel to spread the good news ....we are in dire need over here in the emerald isle for deliverance and to be guided up the right path  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"
It's intimate, full body contact and satisfying.
Though no something I look for on here...
I always look for good body contact and satisfying. Join me.
figuratively speaking of course or do you provide the lady as part of you crusade but if you do sign me up
Us missionaries have to get into the field to spread the good message. We're hands on, practical and hardy.
but how far to you travel to spread the good news ....we are in dire need over here in the emerald isle for deliverance and to be guided up the right path "
The Emerald Isle will be delivered. I'll see if I can recruit local missionaries first and then come out to ensure they are doing the good work. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Following other threads I'm on a mission to promote the missionary position.
It's intimate, full body contact and satisfying. Put down your spanking paddles and take up the missionary."
We don't have to hand out bibles n convert heathens as well while we are at it do we???   |
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"it has its nice aspects true..
prefer a 'combo' usually..
We can get ecumenical in time, once the mission is strong."
lets be a broad church now and get into bed with the other positions..
that way we can convert them
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"
It's intimate, full body contact and satisfying.
Though no something I look for on here...
I always look for good body contact and satisfying. Join me.
figuratively speaking of course or do you provide the lady as part of you crusade but if you do sign me up
Us missionaries have to get into the field to spread the good message. We're hands on, practical and hardy.
but how far to you travel to spread the good news ....we are in dire need over here in the emerald isle for deliverance and to be guided up the right path
The Emerald Isle will be delivered. I'll see if I can recruit local missionaries first and then come out to ensure they are doing the good work."
please be quick as there is news from the north that the gospel of doggy is being spread by a horde of wandering tall Blonde Scandinavian priests and priestess' |
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It's intimate, full body contact and satisfying.
Though no something I look for on here...
I always look for good body contact and satisfying. Join me.
figuratively speaking of course or do you provide the lady as part of you crusade but if you do sign me up
Us missionaries have to get into the field to spread the good message. We're hands on, practical and hardy.
but how far to you travel to spread the good news ....we are in dire need over here in the emerald isle for deliverance and to be guided up the right path
The Emerald Isle will be delivered. I'll see if I can recruit local missionaries first and then come out to ensure they are doing the good work.
please be quick as there is news from the north that the gospel of doggy is being spread by a horde of wandering tall Blonde Scandinavian priests and priestess' "
we're packing our bags and heading North! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Following other threads I'm on a mission to promote the missionary position.
It's intimate, full body contact and satisfying. Put down your spanking paddles and take up the missionary."
especially with me poorly leg |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"
It's intimate, full body contact and satisfying.
Though no something I look for on here...
I always look for good body contact and satisfying. Join me.
figuratively speaking of course or do you provide the lady as part of you crusade but if you do sign me up
Us missionaries have to get into the field to spread the good message. We're hands on, practical and hardy.
but how far to you travel to spread the good news ....we are in dire need over here in the emerald isle for deliverance and to be guided up the right path
The Emerald Isle will be delivered. I'll see if I can recruit local missionaries first and then come out to ensure they are doing the good work.
please be quick as there is news from the north that the gospel of doggy is being spread by a horde of wandering tall Blonde Scandinavian priests and priestess' we're packing our bags and heading North!"
No, dont go any where here the Giants Causeway ....come back  |
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"Following other threads I'm on a mission to promote the missionary position.
It's intimate, full body contact and satisfying. Put down your spanking paddles and take up the missionary."
There are variations which make it more satisfying but you GOTTA have some full body contact, I agree! |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Following other threads I'm on a mission to promote the missionary position.
It's intimate, full body contact and satisfying. Put down your spanking paddles and take up the missionary.
We don't have to hand out bibles n convert heathens as well while we are at it do we??? "
It's more like a leaflet with some pictures. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
" And for all those "doggy" lovers.....
"get thee behind me satan" 
with a whip and a long cane 
ohhhh i say 
Oh damn, its to late I have been converted to doggy now, oh well better carry on "
This cause is much harder than I thought it would be. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" And for all those "doggy" lovers.....
"get thee behind me satan"
with a whip and a long cane
ohhhh i say
Oh damn, its to late I have been converted to doggy now, oh well better carry on
This cause is much harder than I thought it would be."
my bad |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
" And for all those "doggy" lovers.....
"get thee behind me satan"
with a whip and a long cane
ohhhh i say
Oh damn, its to late I have been converted to doggy now, oh well better carry on
This cause is much harder than I thought it would be.
my bad "
And unrepentant I see. Lie down woman and take your punishment. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" And for all those "doggy" lovers.....
"get thee behind me satan"
with a whip and a long cane
ohhhh i say
Oh damn, its to late I have been converted to doggy now, oh well better carry on
This cause is much harder than I thought it would be.
my bad
And unrepentant I see. Lie down woman and take your punishment."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" And for all those "doggy" lovers.....
"get thee behind me satan"
with a whip and a long cane
ohhhh i say
Oh damn, its to late I have been converted to doggy now, oh well better carry on
This cause is much harder than I thought it would be.
my bad
And unrepentant I see. Lie down woman and take your punishment.
"
or kneel up for a nice spanking to get thought of the missionary out of your head |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"I have been on the look out for a missionary for my latest pic. I haven't had any positive responses at all.
What do you know? I'm a missionary. "
This is not common or garden missionary |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Legs over shoulders?  "
That must have another name. The "cave" isn't the same in that position.
Keep your legs down for this mission. We will get ecumenical once we have a following. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I have been on the look out for a missionary for my latest pic. I haven't had any positive responses at all.
What do you know? I'm a missionary.
This is not common or garden missionary"
Me common? I don't do gardening either. I'm still a missionary. |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"I have been on the look out for a missionary for my latest pic. I haven't had any positive responses at all.
What do you know? I'm a missionary.
This is not common or garden missionary
Me common? I don't do gardening either. I'm still a missionary."
I need someone that can look good in a classy paper bag whilst assuming the missionary position |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Following other threads I'm on a mission to promote the missionary position.
It's intimate, full body contact and satisfying. Put down your spanking paddles and take up the missionary.
We don't have to hand out bibles n convert heathens as well while we are at it do we???
It's more like a leaflet with some pictures."
Pffffft I'm not bothering just for a minging leaflet get back to me when ya gotta proper campaign going !  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Legs over shoulders?
That must have another name. The "cave" isn't the same in that position.
Keep your legs down for this mission. We will get ecumenical once we have a following."
Problem is other positions get deeper. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I have been on the look out for a missionary for my latest pic. I haven't had any positive responses at all.
What do you know? I'm a missionary.
This is not common or garden missionary
Me common? I don't do gardening either. I'm still a missionary.
I need someone that can look good in a classy paper bag whilst assuming the missionary position"
I have a range of classy paper bags. Plain brown, different colours, branded... a small head but lots of hair. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Following other threads I'm on a mission to promote the missionary position.
It's intimate, full body contact and satisfying. Put down your spanking paddles and take up the missionary.
We don't have to hand out bibles n convert heathens as well while we are at it do we???
It's more like a leaflet with some pictures.
Pffffft I'm not bothering just for a minging leaflet get back to me when ya gotta proper campaign going ! "
We're trying to convert people who only look at the pictures. It's important to reel them in with tools that work.
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Legs over shoulders?
That must have another name. The "cave" isn't the same in that position.
Keep your legs down for this mission. We will get ecumenical once we have a following.
Problem is other positions get deeper."
That's not a problem, just a matter of angles.
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"I have been on the look out for a missionary for my latest pic. I haven't had any positive responses at all.
What do you know? I'm a missionary.
This is not common or garden missionary
Me common? I don't do gardening either. I'm still a missionary.
I need someone that can look good in a classy paper bag whilst assuming the missionary position
I have a range of classy paper bags. Plain brown, different colours, branded... a small head but lots of hair."
Picture in your head, the bag pic in my gallery, doubled up and the missionary position
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Following other threads I'm on a mission to promote the missionary position.
It's intimate, full body contact and satisfying. Put down your spanking paddles and take up the missionary.
We don't have to hand out bibles n convert heathens as well while we are at it do we???
It's more like a leaflet with some pictures.
Pffffft I'm not bothering just for a minging leaflet get back to me when ya gotta proper campaign going !
We're trying to convert people who only look at the pictures. It's important to reel them in with tools that work.
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TOOLS THAT WORK?????.......... I'm not a bloooooooooooody carpenter ya know? That's already been covered by some other chappie a couple of millennia ago!
Sheeeeesh ya research department ain't all that innit |
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"Following other threads I'm on a mission to promote the missionary position.
It's intimate, full body contact and satisfying. Put down your spanking paddles and take up the missionary."
you be careful you don't get put in a huge pot over a fire if your doing missionary work |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I have been on the look out for a missionary for my latest pic. I haven't had any positive responses at all.
What do you know? I'm a missionary.
This is not common or garden missionary
Me common? I don't do gardening either. I'm still a missionary.
I need someone that can look good in a classy paper bag whilst assuming the missionary position
I have a range of classy paper bags. Plain brown, different colours, branded... a small head but lots of hair.
Picture in your head, the bag pic in my gallery, doubled up and the missionary position
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Do I get to have the burger too? |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"I have been on the look out for a missionary for my latest pic. I haven't had any positive responses at all.
What do you know? I'm a missionary.
This is not common or garden missionary
Me common? I don't do gardening either. I'm still a missionary.
I need someone that can look good in a classy paper bag whilst assuming the missionary position
I have a range of classy paper bags. Plain brown, different colours, branded... a small head but lots of hair.
Picture in your head, the bag pic in my gallery, doubled up and the missionary position
Do I get to have the burger too?"
Not the gherkin |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I have been on the look out for a missionary for my latest pic. I haven't had any positive responses at all.
What do you know? I'm a missionary.
This is not common or garden missionary
Me common? I don't do gardening either. I'm still a missionary.
I need someone that can look good in a classy paper bag whilst assuming the missionary position
I have a range of classy paper bags. Plain brown, different colours, branded... a small head but lots of hair.
Picture in your head, the bag pic in my gallery, doubled up and the missionary position
Do I get to have the burger too?
Not the gherkin"
If it converts you to missionary then I will forgo the gherkin this once. |
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