just got a message off a couple looking for a bi fem, it said
'mmm sexy lady mmm'
its very true but our profile states we are a couple, and only play as a couple.
just got me wandering, any one liners that had you reaching for the block and delete button. |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"just got a message off a couple looking for a bi fem, it said
'mmm sexy lady mmm'
its very true but our profile states we are a couple, and only play as a couple.
just got me wandering, any one liners that had you reaching for the block and delete button."
any chance we could play with you without saying anything to ya man ? thats what i get!!  |
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over a year ago
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"just got a message off a couple looking for a bi fem, it said
'mmm sexy lady mmm'
its very true but our profile states we are a couple, and only play as a couple.
just got me wandering, any one liners that had you reaching for the block and delete button."
lol,. you will get many more.
we received a message stating pretty much the same from a couple, we responded with 'thanks, but we are actually a couple and as it states, we only play together', 5 days later we got another message from the same couple with pretty much the same thing, we replied 'thanks again but as we stated just 5 days ago, we are a couple'. lol |
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Not exactly, it’s normally single men who forget that they’re mailing couples, but then again it might actually be a single man 
I’ve just seen the US president in the latest photo’s gallery, so still busy giggling at that just now, wonder who authorised that picture  |
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"just got a message off a couple looking for a bi fem, it said
'mmm sexy lady mmm'
its very true but our profile states we are a couple, and only play as a couple.
just got me wandering, any one liners that had you reaching for the block and delete button."
any of the ones that dont get past 3 words and are usually only two ( Wanna fuck, fuck me , nice tits etc etc )
some longer ones too ..." want to see you screaming on the end of Mr Cock " was one example  |
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"just got a message off a couple looking for a bi fem, it said
'mmm sexy lady mmm'
its very true but our profile states we are a couple, and only play as a couple.
just got me wandering, any one liners that had you reaching for the block and delete button."
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By (user no longer on site)
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"just got a message off a couple looking for a bi fem, it said
'mmm sexy lady mmm'
its very true but our profile states we are a couple, and only play as a couple.
just got me wandering, any one liners that had you reaching for the block and delete button."
errr almost every one.
Today we have had about 8 winks and 10 friends invites.
Now we are happy to recieve winks, we are in the "like them brigade" and our profile says that.
Our profile also says that we don't add anyone to our friends list, not even friends we have met and meet again whenever we can, we use the HOTLIST to keep track of them, they know they are friends.
So what gets us wondering in a negative way ..........
Every single wink or friends invite have come from people whose own criteria says either "won't meet smokers" (we are smokers) or shows an age criteria that I, Jed am way outside, sometimes by as much as 15 years.
Why are these people wasting our time contacting us ?
grrrrrr stamps feet
and add another mail message to this list that arrived while we were typing this (10 years over thier maximum age criteria - shame because they are really the kind of couple we are looking for) |
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over a year ago
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"Pissing myself laughing, r u serious? What was he thinking, what reply did you give?"
He was very polite and I guess it was a big turn on for him,we all have our little fetishes
I politely declined though...........I have enough washing to do thanks |
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"Send me your knickers ill cum in them and send them back to you "
ewwwwwww
its not a message on here bu a guy keeps wanting em to cam with him on msn tempting me by saying 'if you watch i will eat my own cum' - i dont really want to see that   |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"Send me your knickers ill cum in them and send them back to you
ewwwwwww
its not a message on here bu a guy keeps wanting em to cam with him on msn tempting me by saying 'if you watch i will eat my own cum' - i dont really want to see that "
better than a wotsit with a lynx can tho eh????? sssshhhhhhhhhhhhh |
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"Send me your knickers ill cum in them and send them back to you
ewwwwwww
its not a message on here bu a guy keeps wanting em to cam with him on msn tempting me by saying 'if you watch i will eat my own cum' - i dont really want to see that better than a wotsit with a lynx can tho eh????? sssshhhhhhhhhhhhh "
ssssshhhhhhhhhhhh - you will make him comebck |
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We've had a few messages like that but we always reply with:
"We don't swing alone but we won't mind if your wife does, please send her over. Ta."
Never hear from them again. Strange that. |
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Yep regularly get the "wanna watch me wank in a cup and drink it for you" message or the "wanna see me fuck myself up the ass" or "can you send me your panties" but the most repeated message is " I'm up your way for golf soon, wanna put me up" or..."be at my hotel **o'clock" |
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"mine was
hey sexi u into k9.
i did not delete and block.
i replyed with, is that like true life doggin none of this bullshit in cars
hahahahha"
LMAO!
oooh it wasn't from a Scottish lass with a German shepherd was it? |
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"mine was
hey sexi u into k9.
i did not delete and block.
i replyed with, is that like true life doggin none of this bullshit in cars
hahahahha"
I can't understand why they call you naughty Kitty. |
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By *woBiTwoCouple
over a year ago
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"We had one a bit back all it said was
Can i fook your wife.
yep i had one saying the same thing not so long ago "
.. us too... same player, we think. Told him we'd declined them a week earlier, and received the reply 'ok' back! Man of few words... |
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"mine was
hey sexi u into k9.
i did not delete and block.
i replyed with, is that like true life doggin none of this bullshit in cars
hahahahha
I can't understand why they call you naughty Kitty. "
I CALL MYSELF NAUGHTY KITTY, THEY CALL ME CUNT |
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By *ansue35Couple
over a year ago
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We got the can we fook your wife.
But we also blocked single mans from cotnacting us as we are only into f/m couples/.
we get a message yesterday can we be of help. two males have made an MM profile and offering gang bangs, am sure i read it both where st8 ?
well they got blocked as well.
Know if that had been two FF, i might have had to change my m/f couple request LOL
By the way Hello everyone Happy days.
Sue and Ian ( where ever he is ?) |
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over a year ago
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"i know it says on ur profile ur not looking for any more single guys and ur looking for over 30,s...but can u make an exception for me??? plz??" grhh i get 100s every day xx |
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"mine was
hey sexi u into k9.
i did not delete and block.
i replyed with, is that like true life doggin none of this bullshit in cars
hahahahha
I can't understand why they call you naughty Kitty.
I CALL MYSELF NAUGHTY KITTY, THEY CALL ME CUNT "
fresh, feisty ; never cunt |
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"mine was
hey sexi u into k9.
i did not delete and block.
i replyed with, is that like true life doggin none of this bullshit in cars
hahahahha"
Course yr into k9 kitty!!! cos ya can be a real bitch when ya want hehehehe
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Always fancied fucking a black bird... Always refer them to the Tower of London with the warning to watch out for the Yeoman's: no surprise that goes over their heads.
Will be at hotel in London fancy a quickie, even though profile states no hotels: EVER!
From twenty somethings: wat ya gonna do wiv me then?!! Even though prefer 45+ and I'm not looking for any more playmates: sigh.
Just block and delete don't even read: life is too short!
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"what u lookin 4" .... the delete button!
"r u horny".... no I'm polo you have mailed the wrong person.
"u hot".... not at the moment I have the wondow open.
"do you want a big cock".... no I'm having lamb this sunday.
"I'm free today".... how much will you be tomorrow?
"I meant I am free to meet".... I'm not suprised.
"had much fun".... no I like to live my life under a dark cloud of misery.
"had much luck".... well I won a tenner on the lotto once if that counts.
"Great tits".... the ornithology site is that way |
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""what u lookin 4" .... the delete button!
"r u horny".... no I'm polo you have mailed the wrong person.
"u hot".... not at the moment I have the wondow open.
"do you want a big cock".... no I'm having lamb this sunday.
"I'm free today".... how much will you be tomorrow?
"I meant I am free to meet".... I'm not suprised.
"had much fun".... no I like to live my life under a dark cloud of misery.
"had much luck".... well I won a tenner on the lotto once if that counts.
"Great tits".... the ornithology site is that way "
lmao!! |
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