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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I miss you Colin....  
Has somebody choked your chicken cheeky?
He was kidnapped after I saved him from the river toilet
Hope you washed your hands 
Yes dear lol "
lucky Colin lol |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"???? Nope not a clue"
He is possibly the most successful cock that has ever been on Fab. He toured the country, and New York, spending a few hours, sometimes nights or longer, with many, many women and some men.
Since settling down with Bertha and the babies he's been away for a while but the old wanderlust must have returned as he attended the Kent Social last night. He was on top form and even briefly poked a beak into my cleavage. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Colin is the true Fabswinger! Hail Colin the chicken, mascot of Fabsters reunited "
Can we have Universally Challenged team with Colin as the mascot ?
I'll be the nerd on the left in glasses and a v-neck sweater  |
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"Colin is the true Fabswinger! Hail Colin the chicken, mascot of Fabsters reunited
Can we have Universally Challenged team with Colin as the mascot ?
I'll be the nerd on the left in glasses and a v-neck sweater "
Foxes and chickens don't mix |
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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago
South London |
"I should imagine Colin needs a few counseling sessions after last night!
Poor cock 
What happened to him last night ?
What didn't happen to him!! "
He was groped and squeezed by everyone, he was repeatedly pimped out, he nearly drowned... crikey the poor cock must be properly knackered. And he must feel so used... |
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"I should imagine Colin needs a few counseling sessions after last night!
Poor cock
What happened to him last night ?
What didn't happen to him!!
He was groped and squeezed by everyone, he was repeatedly pimped out, he nearly drowned... crikey the poor cock must be properly knackered. And he must feel so used... "
Any self respecting cock would love being used and abused!!  |
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"I should imagine Colin needs a few counseling sessions after last night!
Poor cock
What happened to him last night ?
Probably not as bad as when you abused him Granny"
It's difficult to complain with a tangerine up your arse.......... and a dildo down your throat.
Did I do that the right way round ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"[Removed by poster at 22/09/13 21:30:41]
Spit it out man
Did he give Colin the popping candy he found in his hair chest? "
He said he got rid of it in shower but in not so sure as Colin although sleeping is very restless |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"[Removed by poster at 22/09/13 21:30:41]
Spit it out man
I was just trying to laugh at Lucy/Luke's post but my phone went all stupid on me!  "
Yeah yeah , man and tools |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"[Removed by poster at 22/09/13 21:30:41]
Spit it out man
I was just trying to laugh at Lucy/Luke's post but my phone went all stupid on me!
Yeah yeah , man and tools "
My tool works just fine  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Moody give Colin a kiss from me...
He will be well loved until it's time for him to move on 
Make sure it's too a good home...he was kept in a Chanel bag here lol... "
I read that as canal bag first |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"[Removed by poster at 22/09/13 21:30:41]
Spit it out man
I was just trying to laugh at Lucy/Luke's post but my phone went all stupid on me!
Yeah yeah , man and tools
My tool works just fine "
does it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"[Removed by poster at 22/09/13 21:30:41]
Spit it out man
I was just trying to laugh at Lucy/Luke's post but my phone went all stupid on me!
Yeah yeah , man and tools
My tool works just fine
does it "
Are you questioning my tool's ability? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"[Removed by poster at 22/09/13 21:30:41]
Spit it out man
I was just trying to laugh at Lucy/Luke's post but my phone went all stupid on me!
Yeah yeah , man and tools
My tool works just fine
does it
Are you questioning my tool's ability?"
Moi , nope never. It's a very fine tool and works wonders every time. ( will you please let go of my arm it doesn't go that far up my back honest) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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As I am sweet and innocent and Saint Lucy .. Could I possibly have Colin next? He would enjoy here by the seaside... And I would promise to keep him safe and sound  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't give it to third person he will be scared for life
What are you saying im all shy and innocent me
Oh look is that a pig that's just flown by the window?? Oh no, it was a pork pie!
Shy and innocent indeed! You fool no one
Omg who threw pork pie ? That's not very nice is it cos will hurt when he lands "
He has a peachy cushioning and people will get a bad image of me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't give it to third person he will be scared for life
What are you saying im all shy and innocent me
Oh look is that a pig that's just flown by the window?? Oh no, it was a pork pie!
Shy and innocent indeed! You fool no one
Omg who threw pork pie ? That's not very nice is it cos will hurt when he lands
He has a peachy cushioning and people will get a bad image of me "
 , no one could get a bad image of you it's just not possible |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't give it to third person he will be scared for life
What are you saying im all shy and innocent me
Oh look is that a pig that's just flown by the window?? Oh no, it was a pork pie!
Shy and innocent indeed! You fool no one
Omg who threw pork pie ? That's not very nice is it cos will hurt when he lands
He has a peachy cushioning and people will get a bad image of me
, no one could get a bad image of you it's just not possible "
Depends if thwy are looking at my spotty arse |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Don't give it to third person he will be scared for life
What are you saying im all shy and innocent me
Oh look is that a pig that's just flown by the window?? Oh no, it was a pork pie!
Shy and innocent indeed! You fool no one
Omg who threw pork pie ? That's not very nice is it cos will hurt when he lands
He has a peachy cushioning and people will get a bad image of me
, no one could get a bad image of you it's just not possible
Depends if thwy are looking at my spotty arse "
You lead people astray lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't give it to third person he will be scared for life
What are you saying im all shy and innocent me
Oh look is that a pig that's just flown by the window?? Oh no, it was a pork pie!
Shy and innocent indeed! You fool no one
Omg who threw pork pie ? That's not very nice is it cos will hurt when he lands
He has a peachy cushioning and people will get a bad image of me
, no one could get a bad image of you it's just not possible
Depends if thwy are looking at my spotty arse "
You just reminded me , we never did get to compare spots |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Ryan gave him up for adoption, so theoretically his Mrs Bertha gets to decide...
Whoever wants him has to be interviewed by Bertha first. "
Is that the way their swinging relationship works? Do they ever meet people together? |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"Ryan gave him up for adoption, so theoretically his Mrs Bertha gets to decide...
Whoever wants him has to be interviewed by Bertha first.
Is that the way their swinging relationship works? Do they ever meet people together?"
Only at home, Berf is agoraphobic.... |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Ryan gave him up for adoption, so theoretically his Mrs Bertha gets to decide...
Whoever wants him has to be interviewed by Bertha first.
Is that the way their swinging relationship works? Do they ever meet people together?
Only at home, Berf is agoraphobic.... "
Good job she's not claustrophobic. There can't be much room left in the spaces she frequents |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Was nice to see the old clock again - looking way more sprightly than when I last saw him!
In a KFC bucket !
There was a clock in a KFC bucket? Where was Colin?"
Still tired after last night! 
Oops!  |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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"Ryan gave him up for adoption, so theoretically his Mrs Bertha gets to decide...
Whoever wants him has to be interviewed by Bertha first.
Is that the way their swinging relationship works? Do they ever meet people together?
Only at home, Berf is agoraphobic....
Good job she's not claustrophobic. There can't be much room left in the spaces she frequents "
She was asking after your peachy butt earlier...... |
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"Was nice to see the old clock again - looking way more sprightly than when I last saw him!
In a KFC bucket !
There was a clock in a KFC bucket? Where was Colin?
Still tired after last night!
Oops! "
At least you're not blaming your tool! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The real Colin is still alive and living well in Scotland with Bertha, and now a father of 6..... "
I still have the pic of bertha sitting on colins face!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Has he been predicting scores like has been done at previous tournaments
I don't know. He's been hands on for the training today.
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Guaranteed win then.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"WOW this brings back some memories,
I remember the first time I met colin. 
I found Colin the other day "
I thought he was MIA, or a hostage under ransom. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"WOW this brings back some memories,
I remember the first time I met colin.
I found Colin the other day
I thought he was MIA, or a hostage under ransom.
Nope he was in a suitcase "
Poor little fella. Locked away and discarded like some soggy tissue. |
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"I put my Colin in the bin......made a special journey to get him too .......
I'd love a crispy chicken right now
I thought it was battered fish??"
Battered fish , crispy chicken ...... God im so fickle....... |
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"I put my Colin in the bin......made a special journey to get him too .......
I'd love a crispy chicken right now
I thought it was battered fish??
Battered fish , crispy chicken ...... God im so fickle....... "
It'll be roast pork with crispy skin next |
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"I put my Colin in the bin......made a special journey to get him too .......
I'd love a crispy chicken right now
I thought it was battered fish??
Battered fish , crispy chicken ...... God im so fickle.......
It'll be roast pork with crispy skin next"
Bwahahahahahahaha. |
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"I put my Colin in the bin......made a special journey to get him too .......
I'd love a crispy chicken right now
I thought it was battered fish??
Battered fish , crispy chicken ...... God im so fickle.......
It'll be roast pork with crispy skin next"
Christ...... and I said I didn't believe in Clairvoyants |
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"I put my Colin in the bin......made a special journey to get him too .......
I'd love a crispy chicken right now
I thought it was battered fish??
Battered fish , crispy chicken ...... God im so fickle.......
It'll be roast pork with crispy skin next
Christ...... and I said I didn't believe in Clairvoyants "
I sense your craving |
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"I put my Colin in the bin......made a special journey to get him too .......
I'd love a crispy chicken right now
I thought it was battered fish??
Battered fish , crispy chicken ...... God im so fickle.......
It'll be roast pork with crispy skin next
Christ...... and I said I didn't believe in Clairvoyants "
Don't they speak to dead fish? |
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"I put my Colin in the bin......made a special journey to get him too .......
I'd love a crispy chicken right now
I thought it was battered fish??
Battered fish , crispy chicken ...... God im so fickle.......
It'll be roast pork with crispy skin next
Christ...... and I said I didn't believe in Clairvoyants
Don't they speak to dead fish? "
They tell tails. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"WOW this brings back some memories,
I remember the first time I met colin.
I found Colin the other day "
How many Colins were there?! I thought there was only one!
Feels like when I found out about Santa. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I miss him more
Ohh Colin is back....
Who's Colin?
A valued Fab member from about 6 years ago. He enticed Granny into doing a profile pic.
HE DID FUCKING WHAT!!!!!!!!
Myth, surely......"
I saw it with my own eyes. |
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"I miss him more
Ohh Colin is back....
Who's Colin?
A valued Fab member from about 6 years ago. He enticed Granny into doing a profile pic.
HE DID FUCKING WHAT!!!!!!!!
Myth, surely......
I saw it with my own eyes. "
I don't believe it....... |
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