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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Woken up from my afternoon snooze by a neighbour, as the blooming cat has nicked one of the big goldfish from their pond! 
Can't find her and we concluded the fish is likely to be dead or eaten. 
A box of chocolate will be required to say sorry!
Blooming cat will have her food portion cut tonight. 
For those with pets, have your pets done anything to embarrass you?  |
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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago
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Cant say I would be embarrassed if my cat did something like that....
Unfortunately he has embarrassed us before...
Decided to use his litter tray SECONDS before we walked in with a couple we met, I was horrified....You would have thought we had been feeding him cabbage for a week!!
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During the heatwave, my neighbour left her kitchen window and bedroom windows open. My cat would sneak in through the kitchen window, run through the flat, tormenting the dog, then would jump out through the bedroom window, jangling her huge hello kitty bell at 3am and waking my neighbour!
I was mortified when my neighbour told me that my cat had been doing it all week!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My neighbours had once put their roast chicken near an open-ish window to cool. My cat decided it was his supper, and took the whole bird out of the window!
Too hot to eat tho!
Glad they saw the funny side of it! xx |
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Decided to use his litter tray SECONDS before we walked in with a couple we met, I was horrified....You would have thought we had been feeding him cabbage for a week!!
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one of the reasons I won't accom, as you can guarantee that all 3 would use the poo pit seconds before a meet!  |
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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago
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Decided to use his litter tray SECONDS before we walked in with a couple we met, I was horrified....You would have thought we had been feeding him cabbage for a week!!
one of the reasons I won't accom, as you can guarantee that all 3 would use the poo pit seconds before a meet! "
He was always an outdoor cat, but he 15yrs old now and we have moved...He now stuck indoors, so we really never expected it....lol |
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"Springer brought the wife a hedgehog into the kitchen. And was playing with it.Friday night. "
My springers have killed four hedghogs in the past couple of weeks. They have been flicking the dead bodies into our neighbours garden |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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The neighbours are reinforcing the fence over the pond to prevent further incidents.
She is the smallest cat in the neighbourhood, however she is not the most timid for certain!
My dog cocked his leg against my colleague's OH when they took him out for a walk once.
The first time he went to their house, he ran upstairs and jumped onto the bed where her partner was sleeping. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Probably our most embarrassing pet moment was in Polperro .
We were on holiday and had our two German Shepherds with us .
We had just got to the bottom of the car park where it funnels into the town and my dogs bottom exploded.
He had this annoying habit of eating sea which turned him out .
Luckily there was a sympathetic coffee stall owner nearby who gave me a load of tissues to clean it up .
Just as we set off he did it again just as two coach loads of old biddies bore down on us like a herd of elderly wilderbeast .
Mrs J went to get some more tissues whilst I stood over it to stop the old biddies walking in it.
They actually pushed me out the way and complained loudly when they trod in it .
Stupid people . |
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By (user no longer on site)
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One of my older cats (sadly passed now) once pinched one of the neighbours koi carp from their ornate pond... She was proudly strolling down the road with one if their prize pride and joys in her mouth!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The horses I ride do it all the time.
One stopped to have a shit in the middle of a dressage test and no amount of booting him would make him move.
Same horse nearly went arse over tit in a dressage test canter section, god knows how I scored 62% and came 4th
The other had a piss just as we entered the ring, luckily the bell hadn't gone. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The horses I ride do it all the time.
One stopped to have a shit in the middle of a dressage test and no amount of booting him would make him move.
Same horse nearly went arse over tit in a dressage test canter section, god knows how I scored 62% and came 4th
The other had a piss just as we entered the ring, luckily the bell hadn't gone."
i don't care what your horses do i would have my eyes glued on you xx
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Went round to the neighbour's with a box of chocolate, to be informed the blooming cat went back to the pond to try and catch another fish!
Luckily she did not succeed.
It is not as if I do not feed her well enough, the vet actually suggested for her to lose a bit of weight!
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"Went round to the neighbour's with a box of chocolate, to be informed the blooming cat went back to the pond to try and catch another fish!
Luckily she did not succeed.
It is not as if I do not feed her well enough, the vet actually suggested for her to lose a bit of weight!
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tell them to put some feckin netting over the damn pond and that you aint got shares in Thorntons |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Went round to the neighbour's with a box of chocolate, to be informed the blooming cat went back to the pond to try and catch another fish!
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Push her in the pond and then rescue her quickly. No more fish will get eaten as the cat will be too afraid to go near there again. (Being sarcastic then) Or maybe you suggest getting a net to go over the pond and you can offer to pay for it? |
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Little blighter! there is a big ginger and white cat comes to fish in my pond he then proceeds to eat it on the grass in front of me.
We have put a fence round now and he peers through the slats. he has fallen in too and not too chuffed about that.
One day he took a flying leap at the side of the aviary poor Chester nearly had a heart attack and fell off the perch.
my pets dont embarrass me fortunately they dont swear . |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Our dog is such an attention whore that he *should* embarrass us on every walk, but we are past that by now! He is the reason we wouldn't be able to accomadate too, any visitors should expect a couple of hours of being pestered before even being able to think about having fun lol
Our cats are golden though! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Our dog is such an attention whore that he *should* embarrass us on every walk, but we are past that by now! He is the reason we wouldn't be able to accomadate too, any visitors should expect a couple of hours of being pestered before even being able to think about having fun lol
Our cats are golden though! "
Strange as how I read that. It brought back a memory of me being jealous of a dog, whilst I was in work, lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Our dog is such an attention whore that he *should* embarrass us on every walk, but we are past that by now! He is the reason we wouldn't be able to accomadate too, any visitors should expect a couple of hours of being pestered before even being able to think about having fun lol
Our cats are golden though!
Strange as how I read that. It brought back a memory of me being jealous of a dog, whilst I was in work, lol. "
Huh? Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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We have 2 cats lodging with us for a few months, both have strolled into neighbours houses to check them out. But this morning was the ultimate ownership take over. When J and I went back to bed for some more fun and the cats got into the bedroom, we eventually left them to it and went to play in the spare room. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Cant say I would be embarrassed if my cat did something like that....
Unfortunately he has embarrassed us before...
Decided to use his litter tray SECONDS before we walked in with a couple we met, I was horrified....You would have thought we had been feeding him cabbage for a week!!
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Worst mine did was decide to steal some salmon i had out defrosting
Though my cats do decide that EVERY time i bring company back, that they stink out the litter tray, it's like they know lol |
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our african grey mmm always with the mrs been the last one out the house am always shouting " hurry the fuck up" had a meet at ours one night after a bit of foreplay the lad just gets inside the mrs and is building up a few strokes when......yes the bastard parrot gives it the old ..." hurry the fuck up" the fella looks at me as if wtf anyway still a good night and we all saw the funny side |
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