Best chat up line

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What's the best you've heard?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" i'll give you 2 minutes to grab your coat otherwise im gonna blow the taxi driver"

never took my eyes off my watch

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What's the best you've heard?"

I've been grateful for most of the ones I've heard.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

hey i call my dick the truth cos bitches cant handle it!!

hey do you have a sewing machine....cos im gonna tear that ass up!

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

or better hand her a drink " can you taste the Rohypnol in this?"

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

matches sizzle when there wet

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"hey i call my dick the truth cos bitches cant handle it!!

hey do you have a sewing machine....cos im gonna tear that ass up!"

Somebody said that to you? How sweet.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"hey i call my dick the truth cos bitches cant handle it!!

hey do you have a sewing machine....cos im gonna tear that ass up!

Somebody said that to you? How sweet."

no the 2nd one is how i pulled Mrs p. obviously fell for my gentleman's charm

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is that a mirror in your pocket cause I can see myself in your knickers !!