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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Just had a message of a woman who was upset by my cucumber shot as she is a vegetarian!!!!!

Is that for real??

What do you guys think? Bizarre or what??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

yeah i think someone messaging you about it is a bit bizarre but then again i also think putting a cucumber up your foof is a bit bizarre as well

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By *reelove1969Couple over a year ago

bristol

nothing surprises me on here !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Very odd. You'd have thought she'd approve. It's not like it was a salami.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i would have said i was trying it out as a veggy hence why i wasn't using meat :P

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You mean you have never tried a cucumber? Most women I know have at some stage

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"i would have said i was trying it out as a veggy hence why i wasn't using meat :P"

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"yeah i think someone messaging you about it is a bit bizarre but then again i also think putting a cucumber up your foof is a bit bizarre as well"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You mean you have never tried a cucumber? Most women I know have at some stage"

no that's why i have bought dildo's. they come in all different shapes and sizes.!?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hmm if its up your foof can it still be counted as part of your 5 a day??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You mean you have never tried a cucumber? Most women I know have at some stage

no that's why i have bought dildo's. they come in all different shapes and sizes.!?"

yeh but you can't make a sandwich after

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By *oxy_minxWoman over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"You mean you have never tried a cucumber? Most women I know have at some stage

no that's why i have bought dildo's. they come in all different shapes and sizes.!?"

That's why I never get these threads lol

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By *uby0000Woman over a year ago

hertfordshire

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You mean you have never tried a cucumber? Most women I know have at some stage

no that's why i have bought dildo's. they come in all different shapes and sizes.!?

yeh but you can't make a sandwich after"

Yeh and you deffo dont wanna put slices of it on your eyes either!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i would love to hear the conversations that you and your partner have in the fruit and veg isle in the supermarket.

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By *eryBigGirlWoman over a year ago

East Yorkshire

"You mean you have never tried a cucumber? Most women I know have at some stage

no that's why i have bought dildo's. they come in all different shapes and sizes.!?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i normally order chips with my kebab....not salad

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Butternut squash comes with a built in handle.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You mean you have never tried a cucumber? Most women I know have at some stage

no that's why i have bought dildo's. they come in all different shapes and sizes.!?

yeh but you can't make a sandwich after

Yeh and you deffo dont wanna put slices of it on your eyes either!!"

Well boyfriend had some in his salad next day and said it was yummy!! lol lol

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By *reelove1969Couple over a year ago

bristol

I do appreciate these heads ups for profile pics that you really don't need to see !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You mean you have never tried a cucumber? Most women I know have at some stage

no that's why i have bought dildo's. they come in all different shapes and sizes.!?

yeh but you can't make a sandwich after

Yeh and you deffo dont wanna put slices of it on your eyes either!!

Well boyfriend had some in his salad next day and said it was yummy!! lol lol

brings a whole new meaning to a tuna salad

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By *atcherofmyballsMan over a year ago

hereford

Funny place to grow one if you ask me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Funny place to grow one if you ask me

only place left as the carrots are in her compost

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By *heScotandthegirlCouple over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

Courgette anyone? Was she complaining about vegetable abuse do you think? Surely it's more fun for the cucumber than being eaten!

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By *atcherofmyballsMan over a year ago

hereford

"Funny place to grow one if you ask me

only place left as the carrots are in her compost

I hear the tomato crop failed this year

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You sure it wasn't a joke?

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By *heScotandthegirlCouple over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

Once fucked a girl with a beer handpull handle, once removed from the beer pump i might add

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Once fucked a girl with a beer handpull handle, once removed from the beer pump i might add"

You should've left that with just the first 9 words of the sentence.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A woman walks into the doctor's office. A banana stuck in one of her ears, a carrot in the other ear, and a cucumber stuck in her foof.

The woman says, "Doc, this is terrible. What's wrong with me?"

The doctor says, "Well, first of all, you need to eat more sensibly."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think that pic is awfully irresponsible in this day and age. I mean fucking that cucumber with no protection? Or are you in a long term relationship?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

"I do appreciate these heads ups for profile pics that you really don't need to see !

I didn't think insertion pics were allowed??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I didn't think insertion pics were allowed??"

Insertion as opposed to penetration? There's plenty of the latter. And I've come across quite a few of the former as well.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

"I didn't think insertion pics were allowed??

Insertion as opposed to penetration? There's plenty of the latter. And I've come across quite a few of the former as well."

Yes, insertion of things other than a cock. I'm sure people have had pics removed of them using bananas and cucumbers etc. Can't even have a fisting pic up.

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By *riendly foeWoman over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

"You mean you have never tried a cucumber? Most women I know have at some stage

no that's why i have bought dildo's. they come in all different shapes and sizes.!?"

NEVER used one myself...

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By *othlovetopleaseCouple over a year ago

cumbria

Hope she doesn't complain about my strawberry photo's

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Very odd. You'd have thought she'd approve. It's not like it was a salami. "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We were always told that you should not stick anything in a fanny that you would not put in your mouth .

So, yes, Big carrots , cucumbers and Mars Bars , yummy .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just had a message of a woman who was upset by my cucumber shot as she is a vegetarian!!!!!

Is that for real??

What do you guys think? Bizarre or what??

Very odd.

My butcher was annoyed when I ordered a jam jar and half a pound of liver !!!

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By *uckyinlustMan over a year ago

manchester

My ex and I used to choose which cucumbers to buy

She loved it frozen

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By *iewMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Angus & Findhorn

your cucumber

your vagina

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"your cucumber

your vagina

I looked too! Can we have a courgette too?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cucumbers..? Vaginas..?

Ahhh - that subtle difference between being a vegetarian and a vagitarian....

I enjoy being both...

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By *heScotandthegirlCouple over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

"Once fucked a girl with a beer handpull handle, once removed from the beer pump i might add

You should've left that with just the first 9 words of the sentence.

But then it wouldn't have been true......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You mean you have never tried a cucumber? Most women I know have at some stage

no that's why i have bought dildo's. they come in all different shapes and sizes.!?

yeh but you can't make a sandwich after

Yeh and you deffo dont wanna put slices of it on your eyes either!!

Well boyfriend had some in his salad next day and said it was yummy!! lol lol

brings a whole new meaning to a tuna salad"

well at least she was going organic and im pretty sure they also come in different shapes and sizes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just had a message of a woman who was upset by my cucumber shot as she is a vegetarian!!!!!

Is that for real??

What do you guys think? Bizarre or what??

I'm liking it... Add some celery and I could call it a salad and eat you out with lunch?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She would be undoubtedly be offended with mine then lol

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By *illwill69uMan over a year ago

moston

The only filling filling

Cums in a range of sizes

And

Makes extra tasty sarnies in the morning

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By *riskynriskyCouple over a year ago

Essex.

This reminds me of a story I read in FHM many years ago. A couple had a night of wild sex including the insertion of a cucumber. Next morning they wake up and go down stairs to find their young son watching tv whilst munching away on said cucumber....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just had a message of a woman who was upset by my cucumber shot as she is a vegetarian!!!!!

Is that for real??

What do you guys think? Bizarre or what??

I bet what she was hoping for was for you to send it to her

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